💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Grim_Autismo]

The Liquor that Nick totally poured out has been located.

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What do you think the "A" is for in the only occupied bedroom? Could it be for a sad, lonely 29 year old crack whore?
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Let's check the closet...
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Yep.. Lonely mistress in the second home. Where will she live now?

Look at her tiny little whore corsets hanging in the closet! I love it! And she keeps her boots high as a point of pride! THOSE AREN'T FOR OUTDOOR USE, I TELL YOU WHAT!

 

[Friedchickenfan]

he wants you to buy the second home. Be neighbors, sample his wife,just brotherly love.

I bet he would even be willing to share his Balldo collection.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Ty Beard wargaming has spread to Nick, it's so joever

Mark my words:
Dammit Nick, we lost the wife again!

 

[Stupor Mario]

I really don't understand what he even hopes to accomplish anymore. Druggie wetbrains are craycray.

It's always about getting to be the smartest and smuggest guy on the internets. Always having the last word, always getting that winning zinger. Social media validation uber alles.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

About the only thing I didn't predict is it would be this absolutely lame, pathetic and incompetent.

You expected competence out of the Rekieta camp at this stage?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

This is proof we don't live in the funniest possible reality. If we were, Minnesota would have litigation protections etc that would allow Null's LLC could be based out of that house.

 

[Eddy G.]

Null.... please put up another fund raiser for this. I know he would love you as a neighbor.

Flash forward to Nick being arrested for murder. I only wonder if he'll drown Josh or just bash his head in with a hammer.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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This is some really petty shit. It's like a nasty ex with BPD who just wants to randomly try and mess with your life. What are the odds he's intoxicated and raging right now?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

You expected competence out of the Rekieta camp at this stage?

I expect as much competence as an round of SS13 players... Anything competent is done maliciously.

 

[Caesar]

Flash forward to Nick being arrested for murder. I only wonder if he'll drown Josh or just bash his head in with a hammer.

I would drown him, then smash his head in for fun.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

That is a pretty decent place with some nice options.

A tad overpriced but I guess Nick has a strange sudden need for more money. I wunder why?

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Flash forward to Nick being arrested for murder. I only wonder if he'll drown Josh or just bash his head in with a hammer.

"Joshua Moon, owner of the Kiwi farms, was found today with a nose-like wound on his chest, police say his cause of death was impalement followed by blood loss"

 

[Angry Shoes]

I feel bad for the realtors, they're probably already getting calls from weens asking how many baldos can fit in the garage and other dumb shit like that.

 

[Tablet County]

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This might be the most pathetic thing I've seen this year, and there's been STRONG competition.

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop you better fucking buy it for Rekieta's soon to be ex-wife.

Oh boy oh boy, I’ll buy it for myself!

The “Oh hey, I’m just a kind and helpful neighbor! Everything OK, you look like you’re about to cry?”-angle is one I haven’t thought of yet!

Plus, I’ll get to watch April tan through my binoculars, and get first place seating for nightly seething by sessions in the hot tub!

Any future arrests will obviously be recorded on video as well.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

In Nicks' head, he and Null are still friends. Sure, they're in a rough patch right now, but that's because Null doesn't understand social cues.

I think that is true. When I stopped regularly watching Rackets he was in a blood feud with Dick and Ralph over something. I think Ralph had threatened his kids and Dick was telling everyone how cool Cuties was. Nick had almost completely given up covering law stuff and was just drunkenly yelling about boring Quartering-tier culture war shit. He didn't even cover the false AmeriKKKan Corporation DARELL BROOKS JR. ESQ.'s trial, which was the most amazing trial I have ever watched and probably would have made him several million dollars in two weeks. I was surprised to learn Nick had patched things up with Dick when I saw his meltdown streams. Misery loves company. Old soaks get misty for the old days and they are willing to forgive... threats of violence and sexual predation towards their kids, I guess. Jarsh hasn't done anything to him at all, comparatively.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

lmfao he's so fucking mad

nick stop reading kiwifarms and c a l m d o w n.

No he’s stressed out. Those god damn loli avatars on the kiwifarms are spreading LIES about him. He needs to correct the record. More shower texts with Null are required. More insane tweets. But most importantly…

Have a line of coke and enjoy some drinks to destress Nick. It’ll make it all better.

 

[Telemeter]

lmfao he's so fucking mad

nick stop reading kiwifarms and c a l m d o w n.

No! Keep reading!

YES YES YES YES, WE NEED MOAR!

 

[Oh Darn]

No he’s stressed out. Those god damn loli avatars on the kiwifarms are spreading LIES about him. He needs to correct the record. More shower texts with Null are required. More insane tweets. But most importantly…

Have a line of coke and enjoy some drinks to destress Nick. It’ll make it all better.

Don't forget that he should stream to set the record straight -- With the CPS case "resolved", what reason is there to not tell his side of the story?

*A giant green M icon looms in the distance*

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Something about his ego must make him want kiwi farms to respect him, I don't know how someone could read through 6000+ pages about themselves and still act like Ralph this, he definitely misses the respect he once had but once the baldo goes on it's hard to get off.

Maybe he shouldn't have fucked over his audience as hard as he did.

Call me optimistic, but his only hope for ANY future respect and not fucking up his life more than before, is to admit that he did EVERYTHING wrong. He either finally gives up and makes the slow, painful process to recovery--knowing everything in the last past four years or so are going to be the permanent scars on his life and at best a reminder of how far he's come...or continue to fuck everything up, go to prison (or not) and be A-logged forevermore and be remembered as a horrible person.