💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It occurred to me that Nick may actually be genuinely convinced that Daddy is going to make it all better.

It's coming to my attention Nick's parents absolutely suck and he never stood a chance. Raising 5 kids and LARPing as trad dad on YouTube was the closest chance he ever had to being a good guy. However, his spoiled nature and inability to take responsibility couldn't let that happen. Nick probably had that strange impulse people who are fucked in the head get where they think to themselves "I kind of want to just blow up my life" and he acted on it. I'm also convinced his parents aren't much better in terms of drugs and swinging. They probably did something similar or have swinging partners themselves and that's what Nick meant when he said "his parents talked about sex" with him.

Fuck you Bob and Celeste. You're awful parents.

 

[newuser131]

so I now understand Nick's theory of the case

Nick's theory of the case is that Aaron Imholte planted the cocaine and called the cops

This is retarded, but its extra retarded because Aaron didn't call the cops and 2, that shit was obviously constructively possessed just from the probable cause alone.

let's pretend rekieta's theory is 100% true . and he is drug free .

why would rekieta not outright says this on social media, the moment he got released? why would rekieta not release his own drug test to the public?

rekieta is the biggest . the most logical and prudent thing a youtube e-celeb can do, is take the plea, that 1 year off for rehab from the drugs and his public image, and then do a come back tour.

tbh, the rekieta irl show is boring now. i am going to wait until the trial to check back in.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Wyświetl załącznik 6309505

And people say AI is useless...

 

[AltisticRight]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

I finally got some free time to finish the new interesting matter of public record summary.
You can read it here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-19095023
Rob really is a useless fucking father, no wonder he raised such a loopy son.


This exchange gave me brain AIDS.

Hey Robbie Rackets, start from this channel: Rekieta Law

 

[repentance]

I thought it said in one of the other leaks that kids were split between both sets of grandparents

My recollection is it being said that the children were with relatives, some of them being with grandparents. I'm pretty sure that facilitating contact between the children was mentioned at one point. Given that CPS, the GAL and the childrens' lawyers would want continued access to them, the children would have been placed locally which means with Kayla's parents and other family members.

There is zero chance that Celeste didn't know about any of this. Ty is trustee and the Rekietas move in the type of circles where people get warned about anything which may require them to do damage control. It's pretty lulzy that Bob believes any court would find his statements credible (and he should have been prepped by his own lawyers anyway), but he's probably used to people deferring to his status rather than his character.

 

[Lian Xing]

why would rekieta not outright says this on social media, the moment he got released? why would rekieta not release his own drug test to the public?

He can't. If he is drug free today, isn't that a tacit admission he was not drug free in the past? Most reasonable people would assume that to be true, I think. The only way he could "Own the Farms" would be to release a hair follicle test that showed him to be drug free during the period in question. We all know he can't do that.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ms. Weber asks for an example of bad parenting, Rob brings up drunk driving with children in the car, and then stated Nick has never done that, and he has never seen Balldo intoxicated... (wow)

This is funny because it’s a direct contradiction to the multiple mandatory reporters having seen Rekieta driving intoxicated

 

[Strix454]

Wait, so when Gran and Grandpa are in town, the kids just stay at their house for a whole week, and the parents just do whatever? Sounds like great parenting.

There is one semi-documented instance from the spring where Gran and Grandpa took the kids to stay with them for a week so that Nick & Kayla could have an entire week of sex & drugs with April & Aaron with no distractions. All four of them supposedly took Bob out for a meal after to thank him.

 

[keke]

All four of them supposedly took Bob out for a meal after to thank him.

Is that the one where Nick tried to make Bob pay the bill?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is that the one where Nick tried to make Bob pay the bill?

Per Aaron, Nick handed the bill to Bob, but Aaron instead got it and said, "Thanks for watching the kids, Bob."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

There is one semi-documented instance from the spring where Gran and Grandpa took the kids to stay with them for a week so that Nick & Kayla could have an entire week of sex & drugs with April & Aaron with no distractions. All four of them supposedly took Bob out for a meal after to thank him.

"No problem son! I can take care of your children while you travel with their nanny!"
- Bob Rekieta, probably

 

[OutlineCuck]

 

[dustnight]

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Nick’s father said that clothes could even be found behind couches.

One of my childhood friends had three other siblings along with both parents. That’s one person less than the Rekeita household and in a home that would have been smaller than the Rekieta’s. I never walked around that home and found piles of clothing strewn across the floor or behind furniture.

Did Nick not have any laundry baskets? Did no one in that household know how to separate and fold laundry? When the fuck did they do the laundry? Once a month? Quarterly?

For some reason, the mismanagement of laundry is more disturbing than the drug use because of how impossible it ought to be to fuck up the handling of laundry.

 

[Gorbus]

How many vets do you actually know? I've never heard of this stereotype. They make up such a tiny fraction of the population.

Yeah, as far as I recall the way more common situation is they marry a woman who gets really fat and cheats on them while they're away, then mooches off their benefits for the rest of time.

It occurred to me that Nick may actually be genuinely convinced that Daddy is going to make it all better.

I think the thing has blown up enough now that the family name is in risk of reputational damage, if the family hasn't hung Nick out to dry already it means they're probably going to throw money at this till it goes away.

 

[Strix454]

Did Nick not have any laundry baskets? Did no one in that household know how to separate and fold laundry? When the fuck did they do the laundry? Once a month? Quarterly?

My assumption is that when the nanny quit, there was no one functional left in the house to do anything. Nick is drinking 24x7. Kayla is on benzos. Given that the parents didn't work and that the kids were homeschooled, all hygiene could easily go out the window. I mean look at Nick on-stream in 2024. He looks physically dirty and greasy most of the time.

I think by the start of 2024, both parents were essentially non-functional as humans. Nick certainly couldn't handle even small things like traffic tickets or paying his taxes. And its somewhat possible that after the Nanny left nobody did any laundry any more at all until the arrest at the end of May.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick's his son and I imagine that his Dad loves him unconditionally.

This is normally the case with parents but it doesn't change that this is beyond the pale behavior for a parent to engage in. Tough love is a very real thing, any parent who doesn't learn it ends up with children like Nick. Children who never grow up, children who never face consequences, and children who subsequently have zero understanding of personal responsibility. It breeds the Narcissism so prevalent in first world modern society. Love is not acceptance, it is instilling personal responsibility and self mastery. Bob for whatever reason only ever went the distance on a surface level love of at least Nick. In short parenting is walking through hell with your child, not trying to remove it as a consequence.

He's just another enabler and believes Nick is the victim in all of this.

This.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron admits he was a suspect originally in the Balldoman investigation, about 25 minutes into the stream (still ongoing), and that's why the cops originally reached out to him after the big arrest:

Edit to add (ongoing, likely now finished):

• Aaron posits that some of the meds Kayla is on are Nick's fault, and that Kayla could get off many of them if she left Nick. Not sure if he's been reading the thread or not.
• Aaron says Kayla and April could get their lives fixed if they got away from Lord Balldo the manipulator.
• Aaron says Nick overestimates his intellect because he's never been challenged on his bullshit by his parents or others near him.
• Aaron doesn't know Nick's dealer, but he was pretty sure he was in the Twin Cities, probably MPLS. One time they want to an "Asian" restaurant in Minneapolis, and Nick had to get up during the meal to "go see a client". So he left Aaron, April, and Kayla there for 45 minutes while they ate to "go see the client". Aaron's supposes Nick was reloading then.
• Aaron says Bob was lying on 2 areas so Nick could get the kids back.
• The first is that Bob had never seen Nick / Kayla intoxicated. There's a lazy Susan full of whiskey bottles around the corner from the front door in the Balldo Bunker.
• Aaron has read the Nick thread and mentions Bob being in streams in chat.
• Bob was lying about April, he knows she isn't just a nanny. The former nanny was there around Xmas and early January, when Bob and Celeste were in MN, and Bob met April and Aaron as Nick and Kayla's "friends". Aaron and April took Bob and Celeste to dinner around this time (or after). April was in a group text with Bob (per April to Aaron).
• Similar to Meme Copium's analysis (and others ITT), Aaron believes Bob is just saying whatever to get the kids back in the Balldo Bunker. Aaron goes harder than Meme and says Bob is enabling Nick and has been for much of his life.
• Likely all there was, I'm not going to repeat listen to this. Godspeed, clippers.

 

[not william stenchever]

I haven't read MNPublic's latest, but does anyone else think it's possible Bob is running interference for Nick (maybe with Ty's help), and Mommy Warbucks has no clue what's going on?

It just seems odd to me that Celeste hasn't been more involved.

Maybe Celeste also likes to get pilled out and re-watch her favorite shows.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

How many vets do you actually know? I've never heard of this stereotype. They make up such a tiny fraction of the population.

I’m from a “military family” and am basically the only exception as I no longer believe in what the US military currently stands for (for example stuff like allowing troons in). Besides personal experience I’m midwestern and have seen plenty of hobos with cardboard signs saying shit like “Vietnam vet… please feed muh family…”. They’ll give you decent enough insurance for your service, but that’s really about it.