💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[demicolon]

Imagine a guy called Chadu, streaming from Japan right now, making a 3-course McDonalds meal for his mom and talking in Engrish about moving to Texas to live like a cowboy on a ranch.

 

[Butwhythough2]

A little awkward but not impossible to do. I guess all those years of playing piano helped. I think it's more the angle and his fat fingers making it look super weird.

Maybe he has hitchhikers thumb and that's why I can't recreate it

 

[Oliver Onions]

Imagine a guy called Chadu, streaming from Japan right now, making a 3-course McDonalds meal for his mom and talking in Engrish about moving to Texas to live like a cowboy on a ranch.

"My fucking bichu mommu is always trying to push her Shinto-conservative beriefs on me. She say I shame famiry by turning up to dinner dressed as American hero Spongebob Squarepantsu."

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

"My fucking bichu mommu is always trying to push her Shinto-conservative beriefs on me. She say I shame famiry by turning up to dinner dressed as American hero Spongebob Squarepantsu."

Shizuka ni

or Hanasanaide kudasai

or あのジャンプが好きだ

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

お前に静かにしてもらう方がマジでいいな~

 

[TV's Adam West]

お前が静かにしてもらう方がマジでいいな~

I don't speak anime subtitles

 

[demicolon]

I don't speak anime subtitles

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet.

Why are pigs enemies though?

 

[demicolon]

Because they wear uniforms and shower only once a week?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe he has hitchhikers thumb and that's why I can't recreate it

As I said it think it's more his fat fingers and the angle of the picture making it look super weird.

 

[Grog]

I don't speak anime subtitles

Why do you watch anime with Japanese subtitles?

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Why do you watch anime with Japanese subtitles?

For the next level weeaboo loser experience.

 

[demicolon]

Why do you watch anime with Japanese subtitles?

He's deaf.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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Lying, no way he wouldn't post a picture of his disgusting body with that statement.

 

[mikansu]

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Body water

 

[Oliver Onions]

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With the amount of takoyaki he eats I seriously doubt it, unless the food poisoning is making him shit himself thin.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Damn, dude, slow down. You don't want to lose too much weight too fast.

FTR I live in Britain and 3 pounds is utterly pathetic in our metric. We measure weight in Stone (1 Stone = 14 Pounds). He lost 3 pounds in 1 week, in other words 0.2142857 stone... Good job

 

[izaya]

I was on vacation for a month and I check out this thread now and this retard is still making takoyaki??

 

[GumballFapper]

Damn, dude, slow down. You don't want to lose too much weight too fast.

Yup, 1 kilogram is the weight difference before and after I have a major meal of the day and the smallest error on an analog scale. I'm gonna bet that chibi also "lost weight" this way