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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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John Andrews Stan powiedział(a):
And he’s sending these emotionally fraught messages and tweets at them as if they fucking care. Lmao.
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"I'm never going to fly on your airline again!" rage pig to airline he's chimped out at like a fucking lunatic and ripped off with a chargeback
"You're damn right you're not, fuckface!" the airline
 
Next Ralph arc?
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Ya know Ralph, now might be a good time to give up the Christian grift and start studying Buddhism. That way you can still not give a fuck, but in a way that doesn't implode your life. All this combativeness, you're trying to be Stone Cold Steve Austin, complete with catchphrases, when you look like Hornswaggle nigga. Maybe you should try selling some shirts with ITS NAWT TRU or ARREST HIM on them. They'd probably sell like ggangbustersin the stalls of Middle Eastern Bazaars and Chinese knockoff shops.
 
Wonder what elaborate fiction he is going to cook up to explain the latest self-induced travel disaster...

I travel a lot internationally for both personal and work purposes, and I have never, ever, missed a flight - and I am not averse to a few pre-flight beers - or any preplanned transport for that matter.

It's hard to fathom what kind of state you need to be in to be denied travel, or the stupid decisions that could lead to missing your flight. Yet Ralph is constantly struggling with the simple task of navigating an airport - it really is understated how socially inept he is when dealing with people he can't bully or guilt trip.
 
The fact he hasn't been posting about whatever happens means he got incredibly fucking owned, and probably by himself.
 
hawkisnight powiedział(a):
What a relief. Piggy has at least a year or two of entertainment left in him. Cuckieta and Bossman have the lead in LOTY but there are few more months left in a year for a Ralphamale to catch up.
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Had BMJ not gotten arrested Rekieta would’ve easily cruised to victory as back to back lolcow of the year. I feel like Tomlinson or maybe KingCobra are in place to snatch it if Rekieta or BMJ stall, but it’ll take Tomlinson to kill a stalker or NAL burning down Coob’s trailer to really make up the difference. Thorpe’s had a steller year but unless a daddy daughter sex tape drops there’s no chance in hell. Ralph? Tough to say. If he dies after a lengthy hollering to mumbling pillstream he can easily come out of nowhere and take it. He’d definitely be in a better spot had the cartel roughed up with his not a prostitute girlfriend. Maybe a few planned meet up events ending in catastrophe could better put him in that spot.
 
AncientPhosphur powiedział(a):
Had BMJ not gotten arrested Rekieta would’ve easily cruised to victory as back to back lolcow of the year. I feel like Tomlinson or maybe KingCobra are in place to snatch it if Rekieta or BMJ stall, but it’ll take Tomlinson to kill a stalker or NAL burning down Coob’s trailer to really make up the difference. Thorpe’s had a steller year but unless a daddy daughter sex tape drops there’s no chance in hell.
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At this point one could have a strong argument for a worst legal trouble category for the 2024 award season.
 
AncientPhosphur powiedział(a):
Had BMJ not gotten arrested Rekieta would’ve easily cruised to victory as back to back lolcow of the year. I feel like Tomlinson or maybe KingCobra are in place to snatch it if Rekieta or BMJ stall, but it’ll take Tomlinson to kill a stalker or NAL burning down Coob’s trailer to really make up the difference. Thorpe’s had a steller year but unless a daddy daughter sex tape drops there’s no chance in hell. Ralph? Tough to say. If he dies after a lengthy hollering to mumbling pillstream he can easily come out of nowhere and take it. He’d definitely be in a better spot had the cartel roughed up with his not a prostitute girlfriend. Maybe a few planned meet up events ending in catastrophe could better put him in that spot.
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Not sure how the judges are going to score this one. I think Rekieta has to win because he had a pretty nice path to qausi-mainstream recognition. Like my 73 year old mom knows who he is. My mom knows BMJ too but only because he fucked her.
 
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