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- 12 Lut 2021
If my ethnicity/heritage were as questionably swarthy as Jack's I might keep my mouth shut instead of championing the idea of "if it ain't white it ain't right"....
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- 3 Lut 2021
CU piggy!
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- 10 Mar 2019
Forgive me for shitting on you for asking a stupid question, but you just used "meat replacement" and "filler" in asking what's wrong with shitty restaurant food.
P.S. I have zero vegan friends, and if I had any vegan friends, I wouldn't cook for them. I have standards.
Barely used, never cleaned.
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- 26 Lis 2016
Why does this fat piece of shit need another damn pizza oven?
- Dołączono
- 2 Sty 2021
Jack seriously could have done some sort of meat roast. Instead, we get some sort of excuse for jack to continue breaking his diet.
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kiwifarms.net
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- 17 Lut 2024
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- 26 Maj 2021
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- 8 Lis 2017
Why would you need one in first place?
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- 14 Kwi 2018
I have no comment
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- 5 Cze 2015
thank you noble jackstorian for this jewel of a video. jack vs. "as-seen-on-tv" garbage gadget #1,923,343 is an epic showdown. the piece of shit cooker leaping into the air and vomiting out the omelettes is hilarious, jack's righteous finger-poking fury directed at the camera is hilarious, him talking to the indian customer service drone who's never so much as seen one of these products irl ever and doesn't give a shit is hilarious as well.
scalfatty used to be SO much funnier...
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- 6 Lip 2024
I must have forgotten to take my brain worm pills, because Jack's reaction to the exploding omelette maker seems... perfectly reasonable? He tried repeating the process to make sure it wasn't a fluke, he asked a customer service representative if he was doing something wrong and then he checked to see if other people were having the same problem. Short of disassembling the device and looking for manufacturing errors or design flaws, what else could he have done?
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- 5 Cze 2015
i agree his response is basically reasonable, but it's jack, so it's funny.
it's also remarkable how LITTLE cheese he puts on those omelettes, compared to the way he does things more recently
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- 12 Gru 2022
Is Jack admitting he's vaxx-maxed?
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- 3 Lut 2013
Fatty releases "lazy man's" carnivore recipes while his wife admitted that he ate burritos in the taco bell video
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- 25 Wrz 2021
Dear, Fat piece of crap,
I can't believe you make a living eating poison
No wonder your arm doesn't work like it used to-Jack Scalfani in a letter to himself 2024
biggacracka
kiwifarms.net
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- 14 Gru 2022
with the number of strokes he had, one may think so yeah, but no, he's PVRE BLVVD PVTRIOT
Getting the vax would be the final nail in his greasy coffin, so I do encourage him to get it
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- 29 Wrz 2022
He'll totally be like Chris-chan who was trying to sell his porn collection for like $700 because that's what he paid for it and of course NO HAGGLE!
So Fatty would insist that his Chinesium pan that he used once and cost him $50 be sold for $50 because it's totally like new.
Of course, more Chinesium crap. Amopatio is owned by Yiwu Jiexin Electronic Commerce Co., Ltd out of China. No wonder it's only $100.
If you're not an asshole they don't mess with your food. If you are then it's 50/50.
Fatty is an asshole so they mess with his food.
He could have read the instructions which said, "the latch is only used for transportation and storage" in other words you're not supposed to use it while cooking. Anybody who knows the first thing about cooking knows that steam builds up and needs to escape. A flimsy plastic latch is not able to hold back that kind of pressure.
He took it down because the company threatened to sue as he admitted at the start he doesn't read the instructions. And then later on did a redo where he carefully read them and the omelette came out as it was supposed to.
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- 8 Lis 2018
1) Shit's barely baked, close to still being raw (no wonder with that amount of dough)
2) Tammy not skipping a chance to bring him closer to this umpteenth stroke by feeding him a slice of meaty cholesterol. She wants this man dead.
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- 1 Lis 2021
Christ, I didn’t know he was posting boomer memes. He’s lucky he didn’t get covid yet. With his cardio vascular issues, Covid could kill him.
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- 7 Kwi 2022
I have never seen the need for WiFi crockpots.
It’s just a ploy to buy more expensive, easily broken pieces of shit.
Jack is becoming more insufferable by the day lately. Loves to see it.
Angry, half dead man, in a scooter, just yelling at the clouds. Good for you Jack.