💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Watching Rekieta]

I don’t know enough about this to challenge any of it, but I really really have a hard time believing either of those two choices that you say we are left with. What would be the purpose in dosing her with cocaine? WHY on earth would he do that?

Didn't dose her. They are just slobs. That daughter slept in MBedroom a lot. "Go get a snack, here's a plate." Kid used the only "clean" plate and it was the same plate the snorted coke off of. She was regularly eating it. Like alcohol, a 45lb kid only needs a fraction to hit an equivalent 0.08 level. She didn't need adult size hits to get to that metabolite ratio. Constant fractional leftovers is enough for a child.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Remember when Balldo accused Ms. Sweep of perjury? Well now he confirmed one of the claims from the CHIPS report. Nice going Balldo.

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It's really funny, y'know, on the Internet... People will take these little snippets and try to construct a narrative. But they're working with incomplete information, so the narrative is wrong. And that's okay, that's fine, that's just what happens and I'm cool with it. I just think it's funny. *smugly chuckles while seething internally*

 

[Gorbus]

Getting mad at Balldo's Bible takes is just feeding his ego. Any engagement with it just means he gets to do his gay nasally Joker laugh and think he's an agent of chaos.

People have said he's a cultist of slaanesh or something, but slaanesh guys are also about perfection and Nick has never been good at anything in his life. I guess except choosing which womb to squirt out of.

He wanted to build a sex room but he can't even get hard. It's insane.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Cross-posting from Aaron Imholte thread:

A new claim from Geno Bisconte. He was the former STMS cohost who was allegedly sent a nude photo of Nick's wife by Aaron Imholte while they were on air.

>kayla has a tattoo of nicks name under her boob, i saw it, that's trashy

Clip:

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[Taco Conspiracy]

Pictured: The live-in nanny with the kids he's likelier to get back within 2 weeks.

I thought she was holding skunks. That would be amazing .

 

[keke]

Cross-posting from Aaron Imholte thread:

A new claim from Geno Bisconte. He was the former STMS cohost who was allegedly sent a nude photo of Nick's wife by Aaron Imholte while they were on air.



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They’re going back to saying April is in a cult. Here‘s hoping it gets worse

Also the tattoo thing really makes it seem like Kayla is the bottom bitch recruiting for the polycule

 

[A Cardboard Box]

They’re going back to saying April is in a cult. Here‘s hoping it gets worse

If you ran cables from them to the nearest transformer, you could power the majority of the upper Midwest with how fast they're turning.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Kayla has his name tattoo'd there so people will know who paid for them.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

What would be the purpose in dosing her with cocaine? WHY on earth would he do that?

It’s a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

My man Rackets is one slick dude. You can all laugh all you want, but when you’re all turned into retarded trannies from 5g exposure, Nicka Crackets is gonna be sitting pretty, busting loads on April’s big ass forehead like a Real G.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Watching the recent ElissaClips where Nick is in the hot tub. That tattoo looks like ass. Maybe he could pull it off if his arms weren't girly skinny with zero mass, some shoulder definition, and was a boxer or mma. But fangs open in a striking motion as a lanklet never does anything? Cringe. Even Kayla's tattoos are trashy and horrible. I guess it reveals a lot about the Rekieta's. In the moment "Oh this looks cool" with no thinking to the future or no relative meaning. Just a CONSOOM mindset. It's this poor accepted rebellion so common its no longer a rebellion, no longer cool.

But I guess it's fitting for Rekieta. As a prison tattoo it means drug addiction or forced anal penetration so fitting I guess.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

If you are aware they're there on your property and you do nothing to fix the situation, that's intent

Right, if someone buried drugs in some secluded grove on the edge of your multi-acre rural property, there's some deniability. If it's by your bed, that's pretty fucking well on you, even if you never touched it.

I wouldn't go to Nick for law advice and he's a lawyer. I can't imagine how smooth brained one would have to be to take Nick's word on religion.

I'd go to him for legal advice, and then do the opposite. Then I'd stiff him on the bill.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

It's so beyond stupid. He actually said "there is no indication other than simply a statute that these children have ever been in danger".

When I read this, I assumed a scrivener's error. Replace "statute" with "statement" and that fits with Balldo's early whining.

 

[AnOminous]

When I read this, I assumed a scrivener's error. Replace "statute" with "statement" and that fits with Balldo's early whining.

I think he's talking about the statute that makes it presumptively abuse/neglect to have kids in a drug house.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would certainly not object to a "Nick religion thread" if that's what enough people want.

That would be a great containment thread. If someone wanted to be petty, it could be restricted to logged in visitors only. Why make it easy for Nick to access his KF pornography?

 

[Garth]

Kayla has his name tattoo'd there so people will know who paid for them.

Should have tattooed grandpa rackets name there then.

 

[john marston]

Watching the recent ElissaClips where Nick is in the hot tub. That tattoo looks like ass. Maybe he could pull it off if his arms weren't girly skinny with zero mass, some shoulder definition, and was a boxer or mma. But fangs open in a striking motion as a lanklet never does anything? Cringe. Even Kayla's tattoos are trashy and horrible. I guess it reveals a lot about the Rekieta's. In the moment "Oh this looks cool" with no thinking to the future or no relative meaning. Just a CONSOOM mindset. It's this poor accepted rebellion so common its no longer a rebellion, no longer cool.

I couldn't imagine getting a tattoo in my 40s. Maybe it's acceptable to get tattoo in your 20s? But certainly not as a father of 5 kids. Cuh-ringe

Oh and btw: it's more edgy to not get a tattoo at this point.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

They’re going back to saying April is in a cult. Here‘s hoping it gets worse

Also the tattoo thing really makes it seem like Kayla is the bottom bitch recruiting for the polycule

The 'Nick' tattoo under the tit is actually a target for other men to shoot their loads onto after pounding her. When Aaron nuts on it he yells "we've hit the goal!"

Geno and Keanwho's flip-flopping on April are straight outta 1984: "we were always at war with Eurasia" becomes "we have always been at war with East Asia".

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

>kayla has a tattoo of nicks name under her boob, i saw it, that's trashy

You mean this tattoo?




(I swear I didn’t mean to capture such an unflattering frame. It just happened like that.)

 

[Tiki_Fox]

You mean this tattoo?

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(I swear I didn’t mean to capture such an unflattering frame. It just happened like that.)

When was this? Also why is the mother of five children wearing a whore crop top?

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

When was this? Also why is the mother of five children wearing a whore crop top?

Just your average Christian missionary trip to Hedonism 2.