💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Kosher Dill]

Good Lord, I knew Nick was non-practicing, but apparently his lawyers are non-practicing too. Any attentive lawyer would have tried to pull Nick's necktie shut the minute he started going on about "Any alleged drug exposure is allegedly not my fault, just want to get that out there in open court".

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Didn't he once brag about refusing to advertise a product unless he tested it himself and thought it was good? He may as well be shilling gas station dick pills now.

He did. But when you are hard up for cash and cooked out, principles (assuming he had them in the first place) are hard things to hold on to.

 

[AltisticRight]

The police raid was on May 23. The hearing we just got the transcript of was on May 28. According to the Child Protection Order of June 7, the children were "subject to hair follicle drug testing" "after being placed out of the house", no date given.

So if the testing happened before May 28, there were only Thursday the 23th and Friday the 24th to collect samples, get them tested, write up the results, and inform the parties. The 25th and 26th were the weekend, the 27th was Memorial Day. Maybe the lab works over the weekend, but even then it would be pretty quick.

Good point.
No government agency moves that quickly.
Yeah. This skeleton freak knew it would return positive results. What a fucking menace. Face the wall.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

he is speaking authoritatively on it when he is just 'reading and exploring' the book and ideas.

It's been explored for nearly 2000 years by people who weren't on cocaine. I don't think you're making any brilliant insights while high.

Nick took shots at Sean (not by name) as an 'edgy streamer who sits low in his chair and never says anything edgy'.

Take that Sean.

People who 'know his character' know it is all a lie.

Was this the chad dad character he portrayed, or the whiskey drinking lawyer character, or the degenerate coomer character? Honestly it's hard to tell.

Nick claims he will have his kids back within 2 weeks.

Same time as the locals 5k gift.

He doesn't think he claimed Jesus sinned

Yes he did. Maybe he was drunk so he doesn't remember.

Nick looks to the 'God' inside himself to understand what he reads in the Bible.

I'm sure Nick does look to the god inside himself. That's probably how he seems himself now.

Nick will tell his story later when it all come out

Another stream idea he has that he will never do.

Having his kids not present is the hardest thing for him.

Yeah, looked pretty rough at the tattoo festival with your wife and sidepiece.

He is trying to get to a 3 shoe per week format, but won't commit to one tomorrow.

But how can he manage 3 shows if the kids are coming back in 2 weeks? Won't he be super busy again?

Minor note that AussieOverlawd was ij chat and called himself a 'bad friend' and Nick disagreed.

Balldowash more Aussie.

Warning, weird mix of Kiwi and Aussie accent, and he lives in Japan, so turbo weeb. He's also a Josh.

Well, he did credit the farms for the docs he was reading.

 

[Anticipointment]

- "There's this wonderful theory that I did all these horrible things, but it's just not fucking true, I'm sorry"

Even if he didn’t (he did) he’s still a retarded, contemptible cunt. Kayla too. Get fucked & eat shit, Rackets.

 

[Vibralldo]

Good point.
No government agency moves that quickly.
Yeah. This skeleton freak knew it would return positive results. What a fucking menace. Face the wall.

Face the wall as in Nick should be executed by the government via firing squad, by the way.

Not some faggy, mealy mouthed "I just mean they should go up on the wall for no reason in particular!", that's something a child abuser would say.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

People online assume he believes what he is saying

LMAO no. People on this site assume he is one of the most cynical and disingenuous people annotated here. (I know the context is regarding his "biblical interpetation," but it applies over a number of contexts as well.)

 

[Clamater]

So BalldoBoy was desperate to speak to his two oldest children without anybody else present. He especially didn't want his wife's parents to overhear anything he had to say to the children. What would the groundwork be that he was trying to lay? He even tried to slip it by the judge with a lie that Kayla's parents were still licensed to foster and therefore the state didn't need to be involved at all with supervision. I'm glad they set the record straight right away that the license was lapsed. Seems like the state knows quite a lot and are up to date on him and his extended family.

I do hope the state was able to pump the pertinent information they were after from the kids. Nicky is not at all working toward their best interests. His family really comes last to him.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Why would you choose to advertise the 5G pills? Do they not let you choose which joke product to shill?

Lol HOW EMBARRASSING

Rumble is a joke. Last night when looking at these Rumble exclusive brands they are promoting, including the so-called 5G pills, I can't bring myself to believe the people at Rumble actually believe in this crap, but pedal this bullshit anyway because I think they know the kind of viewers that love their platform are the absolute lunatics who believe in these gag gift things unironically, the kind of people you just want to shut the fuck up.

These are the kind of products I would expect to find at Spencer's. I'm not at all surprised to hear they're having advertising problems. You don't have to be some annoying left-wing journalist to understand Rumble is an absolute joke.

 

[parsnip]

"sooo uhhhh judge if the kids test positive for cocaine, I just want to say it definitely wasn't anything to do with me"
he's about as good at talking his way out of trouble as the average four year old who's caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

also, didn't he say the test was positive because it was faulty? how did he know in advance that would happen? he should start a second career as a fortune teller.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Do they not let you choose which joke product to shill?

Lol HOW EMBARRASSING

It's the same ad reads Ralph is doing while pilled out and barely able to recite the copy (allegedly raising money for his divorce lawyer) and I'm pretty sure Mersh refuses to do them. But Nick does them because it helps him pretend he still has a Rumble contract.

My understanding is that you get a list of ad reads you can choose from which can vary in how much they pay and eligibility requirements.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

also, didn't he say the test was positive because it was faulty? how did he know in advance that would happen? he should start a second career as a fortune teller.

"This results of this test are definitely not my fault, my air conditioner smokes crack, and also the test is bad anyway because uhhh-" word salad ensues

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What would the groundwork be that he was trying to lay?

"Now listen here. Daddy needs you to say that your little sister slipped and fell into the white powder. What ever you say don't you dare say I gave her the powder. Otherwise the state will take you away and you will never see each other again"

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

"Now listen here. Daddy needs you to say that your little sister slipped and fell into the white powder. What ever you say don't you dare say I gave her the powder. Otherwise the state will take you away and you will never see each other again"

Hammer meet Nail

 

[TurdThrower]

If you could be persuaded to provide links for these horrorcasts, I’d be much obliged. I think our household is going to have fun finding out how worthy of hatred these people are.

Especially the one about that fan of hers. If half of that stuff is true about the fan then she is a massive POS who seems to go against what the FNT guys at least publicly preach.

 

[ShinyStar]

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"Now listen here. Daddy needs you to say that your little sister slipped and fell into the white powder. What ever you say don't you dare say I gave her the powder. Otherwise the state will take you away and you will never see each other again"

More like, "Remember that time we were over at Aaron's house and he had white baggies all over the place? It's very important that we share that information when questioned because the government needs to know that Aaron gave your sister some coke. We only had coke in our house because Aaron left it there."

 

[Hellion]

It's very difficult to see this as anything other than Rekieta trying to get in front of his daughter's positive drug test result that he knew was coming

If so, do you think that increases the likelihood that the time he took off, when someone in the household was unwell, and he said "it happens when you're a father" (paraphrasing, blanking on the exact details?), was due to the 9 year old ingesting coke and the crackheads obviously not wanting to take her to a hospital?

God I hope the state has been on the ball and has evidence of him trying to coach/intimidate his children into giving specific answers.

 

[AltisticRight]

>skibidi hot tub

 

[Nate Higgers]

"sooo uhhhh judge if the kids test positive for cocaine, I just want to say it definitely wasn't anything to do with me"
he's about as good at talking his way out of trouble as the average four year old who's caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

I don’t know personally for me it reminded me of the old video of the kid getting caught with porn on the computer and he told his mom “I GOT A VIRUS AND I WAS TRYING TO BALEET IT BUT MY PANTS FELL DOWN AND I WAS PULLING MY PANTS UP MOM!”

 

[john marston]

If so, do you think that increases the likelihood that the time he took off, when someone in the household was unwell, and he said "it happens when you're a father" (paraphrasing, blanking on the exact details?), was due to the 9 year old ingesting coke and the crackheads obviously not wanting to take her to a hospital?

God I hope the state has been on the ball and has evidence of him trying to coach/intimidate his children into giving specific answers.

Wouldn't surprise me. But I don't think he's that clever. This is guy who claims to have a totally clean drug test that only he's allowed to see. He's at Boogie2988 levels of incompetent lying.

I really think that he thinks that he'll be able to just say some magic words at the CPS trial and instantly get his kids back. Who knows if the kids really want to go back or if the grandparents would be willing to give them back without a fight? Nick has shown very little interest in changing his behavior and has actively attacked the idea of changing and anyone who suggests changing.