Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Fräulein Troonjak]

It is not without regret that I make this announcement.

For a long time, out of principle, I determined I would never contact anyone in the soysphere outside of the respective soy sites. Times change, people change. I'll get to the point.

I have some contacts. One of them told me that the Afterparty, a 'cord larp group best known for being infamous, is abandoning der 'cord due to being constantly BTFO by reportHEROES who shut it down and is now mooving exclusively to an imageboard.

I've said that I thought the Swine was the most respectable splinter due to its moral integrity. However, said contact also informed me that a 'corder, a Coalonytroon at that, is a moderator. That broke my trust in the Swine instantly, before I was even prepared to fully leave the Shitty and start posting there.

Remaining skeptical of splinters, I was also told that the 'fy imageboard would have a theme that's rather appealing to me: Soy oldtroon larp (just like the hecking Soot era which no 'fynigger has ever experienced). I asked. So I thought it important to inform you that any last shred of loyalty or attachment to the Shitty left in me has died today. Sadly, I figure the best thing I can do in the name of soy culture is mentor, tutor those 'rdniggers and make them my dicksuckers just because I used the Shitty during the last 5 months of the Soot era. I will gladly join this one splinter and post enthusiastically, too. If anyone would like to come with me and help those lesser troons learn how to post gems, please, let me know. I need some company on my journey.

In conclusion, I'm a traitor who has gone through so many phases, the only thing consistent about me is my hatred of those who dislike soy culture. This has not changed. Later faggots, see you on the 'fy.

 

[Rigamaroo]

Blah, blah, blah join this shit imageboard

no thx bud, but good luck doe

 

[David Thoughie]

Froot has sent DMCA claims to random people as well because he's butthurt online about people making $3 off soyjak merch that he doesn't even hold legal rights to.

snopes fact check? doesn't seem out of the question for Frt I'm just curious and want to learn more

 

[Tepoztecatl]

snopes fact check? doesn't seem out of the question for Frt I'm just curious and want to learn more

https://archive.md/jUUmO

 

[Gustaf VI Adolf]

Dug up password for this old account because the new SwedishWin Official acc got threadbanned, or whatever this means.

soyjak reddit got taken down by an email a chink made
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Geg we had a chigga report us too, difference is Dreamhost told xim to fuck off. Nigga really used Hostinger...

Shemmy response to the Shlog downtime: https://soygem.party/soy/res/219963.html#220234

>the schlog is supposedly not owned by frQQt
>frQQt comes out to retaliate against an attack on the schlog as though it were his own site
And this is definitely not out of altruism or some sort of principle against taking down """neutral""" sites because, as LarpBait said, frQQt himself took down SPVA's merch shop for pretty much no reason.

and are really there for ceremonial reasons so we aren't spammed by Quote's bots or whatever the fuck

...What?

Both Scar and Angeleno used to be admins

Froot had Scar's dox and Angeleno was still a sharty admin back then. What does this prove exactly?

He does actually have technical capabilities, but uses them in all the wrong ways. Like when he took over the wiki, doxed scar, and sent a convincing DMCA takedown request against SPVA's redbubble stores.

So he's not incompetent, just outright malicious. Wonderful.

I have some contacts. One of them told me that the Afterparty, a 'cord larp group best known for being infamous, is abandoning der 'cord due to being constantly BTFO by reportHEROES who shut it down and is now mooving exclusively to an imageboard.

Lol, you are an afterparty member who goes by "John Mamarald" on discord, I know because you post that exact same image about the word "unironically" and I doubt anybody else has an obsession with it. You can't say you're a spy either because you blogpost about your personal issues daily. Makes your accusation that one of my jannies is a 'cordtroon(which I might add originated in the shemaley) pretty hypocritical.

snopes fact check? doesn't seem out of the question for Frt I'm just curious and want to learn more

SPVA used to have a Redbubble merch shop which was taken down, sold stickers and shit like https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Cobson-Soyjak-by-spva/134614242.EJUG5 (now defunct link)
You'll probably find his merch links in the descriptions of all his old videos.
The soywiki page on Froot or SPVA probably has something about how Froot took it down. You can also find mention of it in Frootcord leaks when FrQQt says something like
>just raped SPVA by DMCAing his merch shop
>pepe smoking cigar emoji

 

[L33t Hax0r]

>the schlog is supposedly not owned by frQQt
>frQQt comes out to retaliate against an attack on the schlog as though it were his own site
And this is definitely not out of altruism or some sort of principle against taking down """neutral""" sites because, as LarpBait said, frQQt himself took down SPVA's merch shop for pretty much no reason.

The difference is that he hates SPVA. He likes the schlog, like everyone else, really.

Froot had Scar's dox and Angeleno was still a sharty admin back then. What does this prove exactly?

No, Angeleno was not an admin when he quit the schlog, but what I was trying to say is that Froot & friends were made admins when Scar and 'Leno were admins, since we wanted the site to be neutral.

Makes your accusation that one of my jannies is a 'cordtroon(which I might add originated in the shemaley) pretty hypocritical.

Not too related, but I'm on good terms with one of your jannies. Of course, we argue about splinters but we don't have any animosity.

 

[Tepoztecatl]

@nigger froot Would you allow your site to host baby monkey torture or dead children if you found a registar that allowed it

 

[Space Police]

Lol, you are an afterparty member who goes by "John Mamarald" on discord, I know because you post that exact same image about the word "unironically" and I doubt anybody else has an obsession with it. You can't say you're a spy either because you blogpost about your personal issues daily. Makes your accusation that one of my jannies is a 'cordtroon(which I might add originated in the shemaley) pretty hypocritical.

By the way, I found this on the Jarty: https://jakparty.soy/jon/index.html. Seems this guy really gets around geg

 

[Surreptitious]

I believe I am in possession of a variant:unknown that is the closest to Poopson I've seen to date. Behold, it's brimmy and vantablack:
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Fuck this shit website BTW

I have a theory. Listen to me for a second

There is a concept which has until recently had no name, but has always existed since the dawn of time. It's defined as a positive aspect of an object, artwork, person, idea etc that is inexplicable, that is, the reason why it is appealing is literally impossible to explain. This means that if you like something but you can explain why, it does not qualify.

A term has been coined to describe this aspect. It is known as SOVL. Soyjaks represent SOVL very VERY well. At the end of the day, all variants are just black and white scribbles and there are very few consistent features among all of them, meanwhile, it is extremely difficult to make a soyjak which looks appealing. Almost all of them are off-putting. This is even though 'jaks are not meant to be professional art or even look good. It's just that for whatever reason, all of the variants we use are extremely SOVLFULL. All of this is known. All Nuvariants are Sovlless. My theory is that the scale of SOVL does not only go from sovlfull to sovlless, but also encompasses an aspect known as ANTI-SOVL. ANTI-SOVL is an aspect, which is so bad, that instead of something Sovlless where it's not terrible to look at but it's just not entertaining or worth keeping, ANTI-SOVL actually is so off putting that it regains some value. An example of this within soyjak culture are brimfairies (attached image). They are so fucking bad that they actually gain a sort of "shock value" which is funny and they cause seethe. It's also just funny to look at due to how fucking brimmy it is, and remember that they are basically just shitty drawings just like regular soyjaks at the end of the day. Basically I'm saying that Sovlless is more like mediocrity while SOVL is good and ANTI-SOVL is bad but also good. Other examples of anti-sovl are; gore, nikocado avocado onlyfans, ugly nigger trannies, and goatse.
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The point of this is to tell you that I think your 'jak is not poopson since poopson must have an extremely profound ANTI-SOVL while yours is only slightly, but mostly Sovlless

 

[brute force]

By the way, I found this on the Jarty: https://jakparty.soy/jon/index.html. Seems this guy really gets around geg

please get off the jarty for your own safety

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

you are (some 'cord nobody)

Baseless accusation.

you post that exact same image about the word "unironically"

You would know it's best known for being a famous meme in the last remnant of /qa/ in 4cuck, the 4chan Happenings Thread on /trash/, if you had any respect for genuine soy culture.

your accusation that one of my jannies is a 'cordtroon originated in the shemaley

You could've said this and left it at that, but your hostile response tells me I obliterated a nerve. So much for being the most respectable splinter.

no thx bud, but good luck doe

Thanks, and I imagine this is the kind of response Soot first got upon creating the Shitty.

'm on good terms with one of your jannies. Of course, we argue about splinters but we don't have any animosity.

>not strongly opposing (at the very least) splinters who want your site dead
LITERALLY picrel

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

Inane babble

This reads like a deviantart post about cartoon souls, and how cartoons are split between the body (appearance) and soul of the character.

 

[circumcision expert]

sharty got banned from hcaptcha or however the data is mined thanks to frogniggers https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/6151.html

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

sharty got banned from hcaptcha or however the data is minYed thanks to frogniggers https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/6151.html
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>FrogCHADS save hundreds of gigabytes of data from Froot
Kino

 

[Tepoztecatl]

sharty got banned from hcaptcha or however the data is mined thanks to frogniggers https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/6151.html
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Archive

Look at that pph drop.

 

[brute force]

Archive
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Look at that pph drop.
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it lasts a while until you get another captcha so everyone was slowly watching each other die

 

[Gurai]

sharty got banned from hcaptcha or however the data is mined thanks to frogniggers https://theribbitrally.org/qa2/res/6151.html
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How will ROOTs datamine operation recover

 

[miyuki]

The wiki is also down

https://soyjakwiki.net/

 

[rapecel]

For me the captcha doesn't even appear

 

[Deer]

Froot and much of his staff hold positions of power on your site. You can claim "neutrality" as much as you want, but that fact alone proves its not neutral. If you want to be neutral, remove their positions (along with with the rest of the soysphere admins) and fill them with your own people.

Don't do this because then it'll die geg.

^gay slap fight over a gay website on a gay thread award

this whole fucking thread is so negative and pessimistic about the sharty but whatever noone gives a shit about it