💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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  • Sometime in 2025

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Why does Jack buy these fucking mugs my God. He doesn't go anywhere and when he does he buys a drink. I have some nice mugs for driving but home, office etc I want a real glass. I suspect the spill proof is a big sell for Jack. Much like kids need sippy cups.the test was retarded and he's such a sloppy gross animal.
Because they were trending on tiktok and he'll never admit he lazily tries to follow trends. He even referred to a couple as "the tiktok tumbler" or whatever.
 
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Jack has found absolute zero and sunk lower. Disgusting and embarrassing.

Really if I didn't have a burning hate for this man I'd really be feeling pity. Jack should legitimately be ashamed of posting this.

If I had a time machine I would show 2007 Jack this and the funniest part is, he would do NOTHING different.
 
holy shit he's doing it inside the restaurant instead of bringing it home and examining it in his kitchen like the old "playing with your food" videos. he's really grasping at straws trying to revive his (mediocre) old viewership. except the problem is he doesn't remember what the "playing with your food" concept was supposed to be in the past videos. this may as well just be one of his routine fucking food reviews.
 
>Why do people dislike evangelicals
>Why do some even call them fake Christians
>Bottom text
Not to sperg, but people like Jack and Evangelicals are probably the reason a lot of people mock christianity and are anti-religion. Its because zealots like them are assholes.

He's not even hiding that he is not following his "carnivore" diet anymore.

Like I do not believe for a second that Jack did not eat anything the moment the camera was off.
 
I genuinely laughed at how much stupid shit Jack says in this one. At 1:21 Tammy says, "that's your burrito" and "this is is your street one", he was just too excited for Taco Bell to notice.
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  • “I really have not met nasty people at Taco Bell, working at Taco Bell, they've always been nice. So I kinda think that people who work at Taco Bell love Taco Bell, they really do.”
  • Seeing the amount of meat in the chalupas: “Huh, it’s funny cuz I wanted this to be a lousy video but I love when they impress us. Totally turns the review around.”
  • Tammy likes that there's no rice in the burrito. Jack: "They didn’t fill it with potatoes or rice, which is really cool. So now when you pick that up, is it heavy? Got good weight to it? Is it warm? Yeah. Okay. Go ahead and give it a try.”
  • Tammy thinks the quesadilla is fine, Jack disagrees: “Yeah, they didn’t put a lot in there did they. Do you think that’s filled enough? You’re okay then? Okay. Alright. If you feel that’s enough, I would be like, eh, it’s not true cantina quesadillas."
  • She asks him how much it cost and he takes like 20 seconds to answer because "it keeps blurring up on my camera," he guesses random numbers until the camera focuses enough for him to read.
  • He says they're going to bring the kids the rest of the food that Tammy didn't like.

Archive:

TACO BELL - PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD
07/31/2024
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GN7_66I6iHE
 
Doesn't even have the wherewithal to wait until mommy-wife got him home to pick apart and ree at the fud he was given for not having more. Hell, he's gotten so stroked out he forgot that the show he's reviving due to lazy compared different chains to see what gave you the best bang for your buck.

Also it's really fucking pathetic and comedic he's sleaze shooting Tammy to eat the food for him so he can still shittily lie about not eating all that slop.

'Playin with fud' is now like 'Warz'. It's a verbal and brain tic that he gurgles out now like a particularly stupid parrot might curse randomly.

Also the best deal are those super stuffed burritos. One of those will easily fill even most fat fucks.
 
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