🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

It even fits with LCL's circus aesthetic. "Come one, come all, and gaze upon The Drooling Wonder!"

It would never happen though because Russ is too much of a coward, even if he was getting paid. If he did somehow agree to go on there, he'd get called out once and dip. And then probably (definitely) try to sue Keemstar.

At least you know he won't go the Nick Rekieta route because he doesn't drink, will never have kids, and swinging requires him to already be in a relationship, which isn't happening.
 
Wasn’t he going to sue the church for false imprisonment or kidnapping because they wouldn’t let him come home from his mission?
A mission he only went on because that was the only way his adopted parents would pay for his college, which he apparently spent trying to go to strip clubs and such with mission funds and trying to get his fellow missionaries involved too so they wouldn't rat him out.
 
I love how he’s spent all these years putting down on the very idea of God or a church, yet when he’s down on his luck he calls himself “one of their own.” Yeah it’s not a new thing that Russ twists reality in his head to suit him, but I am always impressed with how far he can take it.

If Russ were a fictional character, the book would get all manner of criticism for being unrealistic.
 
A mission he only went on because that was the only way his adopted parents would pay for his college
I mean, that's what he claimed, but we all know that going on a mission is also how studly Mormon guys impress the chicks...

The entire reason why he ragequit the religion (but personally still keeps everything except the "hey chill out with the sex stuff") was because he didn't get his own personal sex slave as a reward for just being him. Plus the church leadership apparently told him "hey I get you aren't happy, have you considered that dying might help?" Not in so many words (obviously!), but promising someone a cool afterlife is a fucking retarded solution to their present unhappiness about life. Unless they're genuinely suicidal, I guess, in which case they might be stupid enough to accept the offer.
 
I mean, that's what he claimed, but we all know that going on a mission is also how studly Mormon guys impress the chicks...

The entire reason why he ragequit the religion (but personally still keeps everything except the "hey chill out with the sex stuff") was because he didn't get his own personal sex slave as a reward for just being him. Plus the church leadership apparently told him "hey I get you aren't happy, have you considered that dying might help?" Not in so many words (obviously!), but promising someone a cool afterlife is a fucking retarded solution to their present unhappiness about life. Unless they're genuinely suicidal, I guess, in which case they might be stupid enough to accept the offer.
Instead he's spent his life high on Pepsi, buying hookers, and committing crimes. Sad.
 
You might be shocked for how many people this works, though.
It depends on how truly unhappy the person is. It's how you (well, they) fix their "my life has no purpose" problem. But at a certain point, if they're genuinely unhappy, I think it's more likely to result in them either wanting to end it and get that reward already or them telling you to go fly a kite and seek their happiness elsewhere.

A happy afterlife is how you keep the boring plebs in line. If you're dealing with someone with actual emotional problems, it's not the approach I'd think is correct.
 
Guess fuck face has started to prepare after all. Wonder if he needs the money badly or is moving into such small place/shelter/street that he can't even have a 32" tv. 🤔

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I love how he’s spent all these years putting down on the very idea of God or a church, yet when he’s down on his luck he calls himself “one of their own.” Yeah it’s not a new thing that Russ twists reality in his head to suit him, but I am always impressed with how far he can take it.

If Russ were a fictional character, the book would get all manner of criticism for being unrealistic.
Russhole's ability to exceed his already phenomenal lack of self-awareness and forethought is truly amazing.

Never change Russ, never change.
 
Ye Gods I hate this part of the lolcow cycle

Where one can't but feel a touch of pity. Ratmouth has 100% done this to himself but seeing him desperation selling off his precious piano, the one that was going to make him rich and famous remember, tugs a wee bit at my heartstrings.
 
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