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- 24 Gru 2018
Yep, as covered in this post.Wasn’t he going to sue the church for false imprisonment or kidnapping because they wouldn’t let him come home from his mission?
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Yep, as covered in this post.Wasn’t he going to sue the church for false imprisonment or kidnapping because they wouldn’t let him come home from his mission?
It even fits with LCL's circus aesthetic. "Come one, come all, and gaze upon The Drooling Wonder!"
It would never happen though because Russ is too much of a coward, even if he was getting paid. If he did somehow agree to go on there, he'd get called out once and dip. And then probably (definitely) try to sue Keemstar.
A mission he only went on because that was the only way his adopted parents would pay for his college, which he apparently spent trying to go to strip clubs and such with mission funds and trying to get his fellow missionaries involved too so they wouldn't rat him out.Wasn’t he going to sue the church for false imprisonment or kidnapping because they wouldn’t let him come home from his mission?
Amazing he would make up a story that made him look completely and utterly retarded.The evidence this never happened was recently recovered. The cable story was some bullshit Russell made up for his book.
“My main quarrel is with the cunning and charismatic Taylor Swift.”
I mean, that's what he claimed, but we all know that going on a mission is also how studly Mormon guys impress the chicks...A mission he only went on because that was the only way his adopted parents would pay for his college
Instead he's spent his life high on Pepsi, buying hookers, and committing crimes. Sad.I mean, that's what he claimed, but we all know that going on a mission is also how studly Mormon guys impress the chicks...
The entire reason why he ragequit the religion (but personally still keeps everything except the "hey chill out with the sex stuff") was because he didn't get his own personal sex slave as a reward for just being him. Plus the church leadership apparently told him "hey I get you aren't happy, have you considered that dying might help?" Not in so many words (obviously!), but promising someone a cool afterlife is a fucking retarded solution to their present unhappiness about life. Unless they're genuinely suicidal, I guess, in which case they might be stupid enough to accept the offer.
You might be shocked for how many people this works, though.but promising someone a cool afterlife is a fucking retarded solution to their present unhappiness about life
It depends on how truly unhappy the person is. It's how you (well, they) fix their "my life has no purpose" problem. But at a certain point, if they're genuinely unhappy, I think it's more likely to result in them either wanting to end it and get that reward already or them telling you to go fly a kite and seek their happiness elsewhere.You might be shocked for how many people this works, though.
Wonder if he's in any roommate search groups trying to find a sexy lady to move in with?Guess fuck face has started to prepare after all. Wonder if he needs the money badly or is moving into such small place/shelter/street that he can't even have a 32" tv.
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Russhole's ability to exceed his already phenomenal lack of self-awareness and forethought is truly amazing.I love how he’s spent all these years putting down on the very idea of God or a church, yet when he’s down on his luck he calls himself “one of their own.” Yeah it’s not a new thing that Russ twists reality in his head to suit him, but I am always impressed with how far he can take it.
If Russ were a fictional character, the book would get all manner of criticism for being unrealistic.
I very nearly rated this horrific, but then my inner Kiwi took over and said 'think about the miíiiilk'.Wonder if he's in any roommate search groups trying to find a sexy lady to move in with?
At those prices, you k ow they've been covered in drool at some point.Guess fuck face has started to prepare after all. Wonder if he needs the money badly or is moving into such small place/shelter/street that he can't even have a 32" tv.
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They do, and apparently they can do it even BETTER now (search OLED Burn-in).(Not really. Do TVs even do that anymore?)