No child. Its because he owns a car, works as a live-in airBNB maid (complete with french maid costume and jewelled buttplug), and has a shitty weeb gun in his possession
I'll grant that maybe nikki has some sort of pyramid-scheme-adjacent small business, but do you think this fat pig actually things being an author is a small business? I smell real live actual tax fraud ...
Conservation of mass is the law, stalker child, he lives it so he won't get to enjoy prison, ymunkoke you.
I think he got called a conservative faggot by some of his faggot friends because he sperged about shitty guns at the wrong time and is trying to own it in a rebellious toddler sort of way.
Son of a bitch now who's cleaning this drink I spilled all over the table?
I could be wrong, but I think he's been gone for a while. In that case, can't Leslie access that info?
The Democrats must have decided to just go all in on cheating again. There's no way they think fucking Cackles Harris is gonna get elected legitimately.
I’ll actually give Rick this one, at least partially. His logic is valid, just not sound. Consider this:
If I ever won the PowerballI would pay a crack group of car theives and a chop shop to steal his shitstang, slap in a Geo Metro I3 overnight, and return it before morning just I so I could watch him not notice any difference.
He's still around, he's just been lurking lately and not posting as much.
The Lizard King has some of the funniest Patposts I've read for a while.
DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH EMPTY THREATS OF IMPRISONMENT MAN OF PIG!
If you're afraid of cringe, why are you in this thread? Watch them!
Judge's posts are works of fiction
is it just me or is patrick projecting even harder than ever??? what exactly would he call it when he slung his sperm at Ade and completely abandoned her and the child he sired? i'm not even gonna get into the "choosing a cat" tweet because we'd be here forever.
Funny you mention this, Liberia DOES have a recent history of Cannibalism with such figures as Joshua Milton Blahyi , better known as General Butt Naked, publicly admitting to murdering and eating the hearts of little black kids as a part of black magic rituals. As silly as it may seem, Mr. Blahyi's name isn't all that outlandish as many other Liberian commanders during the Liberian Civil War(s) adopted names such as General Osama Bin Laden, General Mosquito and his rival, General Bug Spray. Were Rick to adopt a name in a similar manner, He would be General Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits, General Pepperoni or General Child Grinder.
I'll take this as confirmation of my theory that pat's obsession with calling himself a conservative is because of his deep insecurity about his masculinity.
I love he can't fathom that men also have a choice in relationships and for the most part won't shack up with just anyone who will have them, and it's men choosing to be single over dealing with the cat ladies. I think this shines a big light on his relationship with nikki.
so he doesn't know what a Conservative is and admits it. About time. He's a democratic voter, always has been. His political leanings make him Liberal.