🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

And of course Rusty would show up to the Church, hat in hand, asking for a handout because he's screwed the pooch. I don't know why he thought that would work considering that he's spent the last decade slandering the Church online.
He was excommunicated years ago:
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He seemed pretty happy about it then. It hasn't been a full decade since then, but it's been close.
 
Obviously mummy and daddy aren’t bailing him out of the shit this time. What an absolute little cunt though, he’s openly mocked and belittled the Mormon church for years, but expects them to hand over cash to him. Glad they refused, guess he’s not God’s Favourite Idiot anymore.
 
Russ is homeless and begging the church for help because he spent all his time, money, and effort on hookers and hooker related nonsense. How could Kiwi Farms a website do this to him?
 
Looks like he has been groveling to the church and even they told him to fuck right off.
Seeing him so fucking upset about his eviction court date brings me joy, specially because the asshole keeps getting his way in the case against Null 🤬
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Real rich coming from rat face, guess they should sue their way to fame like this moron has tried.
I wonder what sort of record they have on him that they would tell him outright to fuck right off? Churches would normally view this as an opportunity to bring a fallen brother back to the fold. Unless Russ's file is stamped "The Devil Incarnate! Let the Catholics have him!"
 
I wonder what sort of record they have on him that they would tell him outright to fuck right off? Churches would normally view this as an opportunity to bring a fallen brother back to the fold. Unless Russ's file is stamped "The Devil Incarnate! Let the Catholics have him!"
They probably asked him to repent his wicked whoring ways and he told them to fuck off and stormed out
 
It's been mentioned that Rusty was never really excommunicated. He is simply in bad standing with the church. The biggest reason they make no effort to help him is because he is clearly not repentant of his actions that go against the beliefs of his former religion. They clearly want to leave the door open for him, but he must be the one to willingly come back and repent.
 
I wonder what sort of record they have on him that they would tell him outright to fuck right off? Churches would normally view this as an opportunity to bring a fallen brother back to the fold. Unless Russ's file is stamped "The Devil Incarnate! Let the Catholics have him!"
I'm definitely sure that the Catholics don't want to deal with him. He would fit in better with the Protestants.
 
I'm definitely sure that the Catholics don't want to deal with him. He would fit in better with the Protestants.
We don't want him either. His predilection for hookers and strippers would make him ineligible for membership in most mainstream churches. I don't even know if the unitarians would take him.
 
His predilection for hookers and strippers would make him ineligible for membership in most mainstream churches. I don't even know if the unitarians would take him.
The Pastafarians can have him, he can entertain them with quirky posts about random sauce that does not belong on top of spaghetti, yet it is. Or was that green beans. Nevertheless.
 
The Pastafarians can have him, he can entertain them with quirky posts about random sauce that does not belong on top of spaghetti, yet it is. Or was that green beans. Nevertheless.
I was thinking more the Culthu worshippers. He's an eldritch horror himself, so he'll fit right in.

They won't help him pay his bills, but they also won't care about his hookers and blow[ing what little money he has].
 
I would have loved the discussions among the bishops or whatever in the Vegas chapter. "Let me get this straight, you took money submitted as tithes from the faithful and gave it to a drooling litigious janitor pimp?"
 
Maybe he was messaging his insta-thots asking them to venmo HIM a dollar.
And those ungrateful whores didn't do so? Don't they understand that he's fighting for them and being totally selfless in the process? But maybe this is for the best. They probably really like saggy pants thugs so they don't deserve such a gentleman as Russtard.

If they said they were sorry he'd be a total gentleman about it and allow them the privilege of sucking him his penis. It's not every instathot that would be able to do so. Only the best would be allowed.

He was excommunicated years ago:
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He seemed pretty happy about it then. It hasn't been a full decade since then, but it's been close.
Pipsqueak is only Mormon when it serves his purposes. Otherwise since they never gave him his church ordered wife like he was supposed to get for being a good boy he's turned his back on them. Except when he feels being Mormon makes him better than others.

There must be a church somewhere in need of a new gargoyle.
Just a minor nitpick but you mean a "grotesque". Those are the things that sit on the edges of buildings as decoration. Gargoyles are carved rain spouts.

But since we're on the subject of churches that will accept him he needs to become a Satanist. They're non-theistic and they're totally cool with him banging whores.
 
Just a minor nitpick but you mean a "grotesque". Those are the things that sit on the edges of buildings as decoration. Gargoyles are carved rain spouts.
No, I did mean gargoyle. I was playing on the idea that he already has a constantly running spout from his maw.
 
Lutheran checking in. We will pass on crusty Rusty. Also fuck you Catholics trying to pass him on us. I get your still sore you can't buy heave much like Russel wants to venmo a wife but sending Rusty? Too far

Whatever we needed a little theological humor.

I'm almost let down we can't get in his little brain. He just be feeling a new level of fear. His tard armor isn't working. He's truly in deep shit. I highly suspected his folks would help but seems like a no.

Every time he's fucked up the tard card or his folks fixed it. He's never done more than sweat now the cost of his 30+ years of being a sperg are coming to collect and that slap of reality is brutal.

For anyone who's been babied or spoiled even well adjusted people the first hit of your own mistakes hurts a lot and hurts in a different way.

Most kids it's "I got mad and my iPhone met the wall mom made me put to fix it" it's a complex and humbling experience. Now add in being retarded and spoiled like Rusty isn't in a situation where maybe he misses a concert because he had to buy his own shoes or something. He's a tiny retard in a dangerous area and homeless now.

I can rule out this could be the end for him be it he fucks around ends up dead, jail or his fooks set a deal come back no Internet.

But God likes to laugh so maybe we get a quick Rusty hobo saga he cleans some toilets and he's living in a motel 6 soon back to his normal like nothing happened.

Also I'm way smarter than my tenants. Smart enough I only take people who have an ability and desire to pay. I've not served one
eviction ever.
 
Lutheran checking in. We will pass on crusty Rusty. Also fuck you Catholics trying to pass him on us. I get your still sore you can't buy heave much like Russel wants to venmo a wife but sending Rusty? Too far

Whatever we needed a little theological humor.

I'm almost let down we can't get in his little brain. He just be feeling a new level of fear. His tard armor isn't working. He's truly in deep shit. I highly suspected his folks would help but seems like a no.

Every time he's fucked up the tard card or his folks fixed it. He's never done more than sweat now the cost of his 30+ years of being a sperg are coming to collect and that slap of reality is brutal.

For anyone who's been babied or spoiled even well adjusted people the first hit of your own mistakes hurts a lot and hurts in a different way.

Most kids it's "I got mad and my iPhone met the wall mom made me put to fix it" it's a complex and humbling experience. Now add in being retarded and spoiled like Rusty isn't in a situation where maybe he misses a concert because he had to buy his own shoes or something. He's a tiny retard in a dangerous area and homeless now.

I can rule out this could be the end for him be it he fucks around ends up dead, jail or his fooks set a deal come back no Internet.

But God likes to laugh so maybe we get a quick Rusty hobo saga he cleans some toilets and he's living in a motel 6 soon back to his normal like nothing happened.

Also I'm way smarter than my tenants. Smart enough I only take people who have an ability and desire to pay. I've not served one
eviction ever.
ELCA would take him in a heartbeat if he was black and his choice of whores were manwhores.
 
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