Democratic National Convention 2024

[The Last Cigarette]

I think the troon is actually a cousin. They do look extremely similar though.

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Most of us just watched Ms. Doubtfire and laughed at the absurdity. This guy was inspired by it

 

[Evilronald]

Is anyone talking about a Kalama Harris/Stacy Abrams ticket yet? The "Sucks and Swallows (everything) Tour!"

Georgia hates Stacy Abrams though. I don’t think it’ll be Pritzker or Shapiro though: they’re both Jews and they need the Muslims to vote democrat.

 

[Egress]

women who are extremely undesirable, Patrick Tomlinson,

Why'd you say that twice?

 

[CarlosDanger]

New York Times doesn't seem to think Harris has a chance at winning.
“There are other qualified Democrats who could take on Mr. Trump and win…While the hour is late, there is still time to put leading candidates through a process of public scrutiny before the party’s nominating convention begins on Aug. 19.”

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Absolutely breathtaking thread title change. Well done.

 

[Evilronald]

Most of us just watched Ms. Doubtfire and laughed at the absurdity. This guy was inspired by it

“First transgender billionaire.” I’m surprised Disney hasn’t pulled the hutts for being “antisemitic” yet because these two do look like hutts. His wife also looks ugly af trying to be Leia Organa. It’s also weird hes trying to be Luke and had incest children with her?

 

[Fear_Scale]

I'll never understand how the left got chained to furries and trannies

Bro I just want strong unions, workers rights and state funded education

fuck sake

 

[Rimanah]

Though the irony is never lost on me that the people who screech about "abortion rights" the most are soymen, women who already eat enough Yasmin pills and inject enough Nexplanon to kill an entire species, women who are extremely undesirable, Patrick Tomlinson, or lesbian.

Why did you list Patrick five times?

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

I think the troon is actually a cousin. They do look extremely similar though.

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Are we sure it isn’t just the same guy?

 

[Tour of Italy]

Historically the tallest candidate has won in the big election [perhaps even a decent indicator of ones that have been stolen]:

Jeb Bush 6' 3"
Gavin Newsom 6' 2" or 3"
Glenn Youngkin 6' 2"
Donald Trump 6' 2"
Tucker Carlson 6' 0.5"
Joe Biden 6' 0"
Tim Scott 5' 11"
Chris Christie 5' 10.87"
Mike Pence 5' 10.08"
Kevin Spacey 5' 9.75"
Ron DeSantis 5' 8"
Asa Hutchinson 5' 7"
Vivek Ramaswamy 5' 7"
Nikki Haley 5' 6.14"
Kamala Harris 5' 2"

She’s 5’2”!?

Holy cow that’s short. That’s a true Womanlette.

DJT has a whole foot on her.

Talk about optics.

 

[Agares]

I'll never understand how the left got chained to furries and trannies

Bro I just want strong unions, workers rights and state funded education

fuck sake

Corporate interests subverted them with the progressive stack ideology back during the Occupy protests. It's a lot harder to see the big picture and fight the elites when you're arguing about race and gender while being offended by literally everything.

 

[Owlbear]

Why is Trump calling her "Laffin’ Kamala" ??

It's Cackling Kamala

Trump tries different nicknames on people until they stick.

 

[Evilronald]

Are we sure it isn’t just the same guy?

“Jennifer” donated to a campaign against a graduated income tax. We know Jews’ biggest weakness is being unwilling to part with money to keep up their disguises.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

I'll never understand how the left got chained to furries and trannies

Bro I just want strong unions, workers rights and state funded education

fuck sake

Nah bro you're gonna get pajeets and illegals, a carton of eggs will be $10 and you will get your degree in chemistry and live in a single-wide trailer with a 2 hour commute and be grateful. what are you. a racist?

 

[CarlosDanger]

Dem Pollster Doug Schoen

 

[LiquidKid]

He had Tulsi right there but she was too much of a centrist and isn't a "visible minority", and now she's bolted the party.

Tulsi could have beat Trump if they didn’t steal the nomination.
Veteran vote
Feminist vote
Coomer vote
Genuine independent appeal

She wasn’t Democrat enough for the deep state though

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Has sleepy joe done a press conference yet?

he doesnt run his own twitter or website

so heres a non 0 chance that the powers that behave made this decision for him and he doesnt even know XD

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'll never understand how the left got chained to furries and trannies

Bro I just want strong unions, workers rights and state funded education

fuck sake

I have no problems with unions (my issue is when they become mandatory or when they represent government employees) but imo taking care of the environment is a no brainer. You don’t even have to argue for global warming just point out the fact that pollution makes some areas unlivable. That + closed borders and actually policing things. You know what the democrats supported 30 years ago.

But no coomerism is the central value of the Democratic Party. What they get off too trumps everything else.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Has sleepy joe done a press conference yet?

he doesnt run his own twitter or website

so heres a non 0 chance that the powers that behave made this decision for him and he doesnt even know XD

Apparently his whole entire calendar for the week is completely blank.

 

[Allanon]

True, Blacks tend to be potty trained, and you can orbit their vicinity without retching from the odor.


I think 2028 goes back to Dems. After Trump becomes the Jewish avatar of genocide and global White Supremacist warmongering, they're going to need to turn things down and bring in an Obama type (probably Indian). If they keep Russia dancing the backfoot shuffle in Ukraine, then four years might be enough to destroy Syria and evict/kill all the Palestinians.

Vance has almost no appeal except in relation to Trump. He's no a charisma sink like Desantis, but he's blatantly empty and fake. He has that creepy Buttigieg skinwalker vibe.

https://rall.com/comic/why-dnc-took-so-long-biden

https://web.archive.org/web/20240722002227/https://rall.com/comic/why-dnc-took-so-long-biden

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Man, I want to see that alternate universe where Trump actually took over the government by military coup and didn't just plead pathetically to courts that ignored him and then do nothing after the voter base he called on to support him got unjustly convicted of crimes they never committed. I bet we didn't wear masks as long.

You don't even need AI to make the edit, dummy! Just get an mage making/editing program and paste it over the trump logo like everyone's been doing for the last 3 or so decades now.

You need to understand how terminally lazy and un-artistically inclined I am.

At what point does HHH get his own thread?

Did you know that if you don't obsessively tag him into threads and respond to his every baiting comment he will leave you alone and not constantly waste your whole day derailing threads?

Wow, what a surprise, it's almost like they know they'll have a harder time believably rigging the election again with that mushbrained pants-shitting retard.

Now, magically, the polls will even out and Trump will lose.

That's what I was worried about as soon as they started pushing for Joe to drop out. I really wanted to see Joe put up more of a fight. If he could have dropped out in October their attempts to replace him with a 'better' candidate for cheating with would have been basically imposisble.