💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[break these cuffs]

First Nikki photo in ages and the news drops.

I still have a few notes about

I saw she was clutching a drink and naturally assumed it was a beer.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?

True Believers like Patrick don't do much by way of thinking. They don't need to reconcile it. The media, the political class, and everyone involved in going after Trump and inciting the assassin are probably sweating bullets now.

 

[Well Intentioned]

These cretins do realise that Trump has already been President, right? And in those 4 years he said and did some dumb things, but he did not exterminate humanity. He didn't even build his stupid wall. How do they account for the difference between their "Trump will nuke Portland if he gets elected" rhetoric and Trump's actual proven presidential record of not really doing very much at all?

It's the same shit when Dubya was elected. The world was gonna end, etc, etc.

I tend to lean left politically, but even I felt the shit over George W. Bush and Trump is ridiculous.

The assassination attempt has pretty much bullet proofed (lol) Trump's chances of winning the election. It's possible a random candidate comes out of nowhere (no, Harris sure as fuck isn't it), but it's more than likely that the Democrats are going to suffer from internecine conflict and will kneecap themselves.

Humanity isn't going to end, like Patty is oinking about, Trump isn't going to declare himself a dictator, etc, etc.

It's this over-the-top nonsense that drives swing voters away, much like how Patty's intolerable behavior creates Pattyposters.

 

[Maude Snew]

First Nikki photo in ages and the news drops.

"Noooooo, stalker child, Chewbacca did not fart in my wife's vagina. Enjoy prison."

For the record, Chewbacca totally farted in her vagina.

 

[RollingRock2]

The joyous moment when Nikki met one of her political heros and possible vice president nominee, Big Mike

 

[Judge Holden]

And yet jannies are still around. They truly are like roaches. They'll survive to continue the population.

Given how fat moonlights as a maid who meekly cleans up after his latest airBNB guest takes a mike tyson tier shit on the floor he indeed qualifies as a janny

 

[Ded Sert]

"Despite all my rage, I am just a pig on a Twitter page" - Fatrick
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hey look, the stages of grief.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

If you guys think this meltdown is something, imagine what happens if Trump wins.

*when

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

hey look, the stages of grief.

He'll never hit stage 5. He's too stupid (and fat) to accept anything less than his delusional view of reality.

 

[Associate Rick]

Luckily I have a soundbite for his exact answer:
shh.mp3

Or this one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat went from mourning humanity and the entire species to falling in line in less than a couple of hours. He’s an obedient cog just like the rest of them.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

*when

The only way Trump loses is if he dies, or otherwise become incapacitated and unable to function, or the Democrats hire the same Chinese groups Trudeau paid off to help him win his last election.

 

[Ded Sert]

He'll never hit stage 5. He's too stupid (and fat) to accept anything less than his delusional view of reality.

he already accepted kamala

 

[John_Smith]

Pests need to start flinging names at Piggy. Get him shit talking the lot of them. Gretchen Whitmer, Gavin Newsome, Andy Bashear, Kathy Hochul or any other Dem. Governor. He'll be apoplectic, which he probably thinks means a reading disability.

 

[Ded Sert]

Pests need to start flinging names at Piggy. Get him shit talking the lot of them. Gretchen Whitmer, Gavin Newsome, Andy Bashear, Kathy Hochul or any other Dem. Governor. He'll be apoplectic, which he probably thinks means a reading disability.

he would never do that. reminder that rick supports welfare over rockets, for humanity's sake.

 

[Billy Bong]

Delicious, absolutely delicious

 

[Judge Holden]

Area pig now overtly infantilises man he was proclaiming eternal loyalty and adoration for, and declaring his resignation to be the effective extinction of humanity

 

[AnOminous]

IT'S JOEVER
The Fatrick wagon is without a hitch
Can CNN reprogram him before he times out?

Fatty is just extremely mad that a black woman is very likely the Democratic nominee. He grinds their children into pepperoni. He absolutely utterly abhors black women. "Nits make lice" says Fatrick Chivington as he grinds up helpless Negro children.

I swear to god, going through this ongoin freakout while listening to that REM end of the world song I failed to link to my prior post is fuckin glorious

"I TOTALLY SUPPORTED YOU PEOPLE UNTIL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS USURPED THE PROPER PLACE OF THE WHITE MAN JOE BIDEN!"

You got some coping to do now boah...

 

[Drama Trauma]

Patrick when he heard Biden won't be going for re-election:

 

[AnOminous]

i am so happy that as soon as i read about bidet dropping out that this thread is bursting with content as fat rick's blood vessels pop with seething rage.

If the first thought you have when an historic event occurs is "I can't wait to see how [lolcow name here] reacts to this it's going to be hilarious."

You might just be a Kiwi.