💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand? When Jack Scalfani finally strokes out and dies a painful death as his local hospital collects the population control reward from the state, Jamie Oliver can become the next idiot who can't cook to alog. He's been in many controversies and exhibits lolcow antics like being smug, annoying, locking/deleting comments and grifting.
 
I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand? When Jack Scalfani finally strokes out and dies a painful death as his local hospital collects the population control reward from the state, Jamie Oliver can become the next idiot who can't cook to alog. He's been in many controversies and exhibits lolcow antics like being smug, annoying, locking/deleting comments and grifting.
Jamie is a spoiled brat. His newest book I frankly like the 5 ingredients one. Like my mom had it I bought a copy.

He's a bit of a twit but i think he's a out of touch goof with heart in right place.

If you open one for his spergs and stuff I'll be sure to post and not simp for the dude but, overall I can't say I have much hate for him and some of his stuff slaps.

Also ied kcaj ied. The Wendigo passing to Jamie would be the funniest fuckin thing seeing him get fat AF and eating a5 steaks and caviar telling poor people with jobs how stupid they are for hamburgers.
 
I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand? When Jack Scalfani finally strokes out and dies a painful death as his local hospital collects the population control reward from the state, Jamie Oliver can become the next idiot who can't cook to alog. He's been in many controversies and exhibits lolcow antics like being smug, annoying, locking/deleting comments and grifting.
Jamie Oliver isn’t as bad of a person but he definitely is a lolcow and a bit autistic
 
I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand?
I don't know enough about Jamie Oliver but I'm ready to have it proven to me that he's a lolcow. Hoping that his partial stardom means he's one of the benignly amusing ones; it's so rare that someone is well-documented but not a diaperfur or doing IRL crimes or anything dark.
 
I'm thinking about writing a thread on Jamie Oliver the careercow "chef", is there a demand? When Jack Scalfani finally strokes out and dies a painful death as his local hospital collects the population control reward from the state, Jamie Oliver can become the next idiot who can't cook to alog. He's been in many controversies and exhibits lolcow antics like being smug, annoying, locking/deleting comments and grifting.
yes please! I used to watch that show ere he cried a lot and forced kids to eat healthy meals in school with my mom lmao I would love to know what he has been up to. Thought he seemed to be a good lad growing up haha but I can totally beileve he was a cow all laong
 
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yes please! I used to watch that show ere he cried a lot and forced kids to eat healthy meals in school with my mom lmao I would love to know what he has been up to. Thought he seemed to be a good lad growing up haha but I can totally beileve he was a cow all laong
Was that the show where he was literally crying over kids eating chicken nuggets and pizza?
 
yes please! I used to watch that show ere he cried a lot and forced kids to eat healthy meals in school with my mom lmao I would love to know what he has been up to.
He slandered a popular snack called Turkey Twizzlers that was much beloved because of his hatred for poor people and class snobbery, and routinely preaches about "healthy" food while producing some of the fattiest and least healthy recipes out there. He's a colossal jackass in every respect, a chintzy jerkoff, and he can go fuck himself with his smug bullshit.
 
He slandered a popular snack called Turkey Twizzlers that was much beloved because of his hatred for poor people and class snobbery, and routinely preaches about "healthy" food while producing some of the fattiest and least healthy recipes out there. He's a colossal jackass in every respect, a chintzy jerkoff, and he can go fuck himself with his smug bullshit.
The bit that's often understated with Jamie Oliver is how little his campaigning actually impacted school meals. I remember being at school when it was ongoing, and for the most part they just got rid of turkey twizzlers and a couple of similar items as showpiece changes to the rotation of meals.

Jamie is also famous for his absolutely nonsense recipes/recommendations this side of the pond, including the video below where he, for some reason, tells Philip Schofield, the former presenter of Britian's biggest daytime TV show (former due to an inappropriate relationship with a young intern who may well have been underage when the relationship started), to put a bunch of salad in a pasty

 
Ostatnio edytowane:

> Meat grinder review
> Shows almost nothing of it
> Probably spent more time praising the pan he's frying the burgers in than talking about the product he's supposedly reviewing
> "borgar gud"
> His gimp hands didn't even touch the damn box the damn machine came in, and yet we get a "This is the best grinder I've ever used"

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Well, now a couple hours passed and I was shitpostin' at my house
The day was winding down and comin' to an end
So I turned on the TV
And flipped it over to YouTube
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend
I saw a lazy man in cuffs, he feedin' garbage to his church
He stuffed his brothers in the Lord up to the nose
But even still I can't say much because I know we're all the same
Oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those Wendigoes
 
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