💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Guy honestly thinks he knows more than physicists, doctors, rocket scientists and professional chefs. He's a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect where he believes himself to be much smarter than anybody else.

He also somehow reached a Peter plateau without working in a corporate hierarchy.

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

No math! Math not gud!   

 

[Fascist Frederick]

No math! Math not gud!   

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I can picture him giggling to himself as he said "Jacked" due to his obsession with everything that has his name in it, and clapping his good arm against his chest like a retarded seal. "YAY! JACK! YAYY!"

 

[RollingRock2]

Mushmouth Jack trying to say "HEY SIRI TIKTOK JUICY MEAT" but it keeps hearing "juicy math"

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

No math! Math not gud!   

So the chink spyware app has been listening to Jack watching Blue's Clues and has decided that he's a toddler.

 

[p1138]

So the chink spyware app has been listening to Jack watching Blue's Clues and has decided that he's a toddler.

Seriously, he watches cartoons for 5-7 year olds all damn day and is confused about why media apps assume he wants to see content tailored for elementary school kids. Even if he's not watching fairly odd parents, it's probably coming up as he searches for grifter videos to sit there and tard rage about as someone tries to explain how a black kid in 2024 is "political" and failing to realize the only thing the app picked up on was Fatty wanting to watch cartoons.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

No math! Math not gud!   

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Jack hating math makes sense because he's exactly the type of person to get extremely butthurt over picking to eat 1/2 of a pizza instead of 3/4 because he thought it was bigger than realized it was not.

(We know he would eat the whole pizza anyways but my point stands)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Remember when Jack seethed over the idea of Gavin Newsom signing some bill about kids having to learn how to write cursive solely because Newsom is a Democrat?

So between that, his general disregard of not reading instructions because it makes him a manly man, and this latest post about how angy he is about getting suggested math videos between his preschool cartoons, he’s shown an utter hatred of all of the three Rs for the pettiest of reasons. What a manchild.

 

[AnOminous]

That said, Qali having this gross BLOATMAXXED physique is due to him stubbornly adhering to /fit/-tier meme tips and having zero cardio. Equally deluded like his stroked-out father.

He's the definition of the dude who skips leg day. He has stubby little Chris-Chan legs.

 

[Gulls on Film]

He's the definition of the dude who skips leg day. He has stubby little Chris-Chan legs.

He also has Chris-chan's supple man-tits

 

[ZipDisk]

I find it interesting that all the hypothetical hell scenarios people had for jack actually came true, right down to the dysphagia.

Has anyone else noted that Jack himself is somebody's failed, rushed, disgusting-looking, unsalvageable recipe for a human being?

Yes. His brothers always remind him that he is the bastard.

Back to the Fairy Oddparents thing, why didn't they blackwash the faries too? All the black Faries get aborted?
The "unwanted child" trope also hits a little harder with a black kid.
"This is where my father would be, IF I HAD ONE!"

 

[NaggotFigger]

So the chink spyware app has been listening to Jack watching Blue's Clues and has decided that he's a toddler.

Jagoff is retarded because he is the one that watches Blues' Clues in the first place on Chink spyware app, which was why it recommended him children's educational shorts onto his algorithm. Believe it or not, he watches cartoon as a literal manbaby that wants to searches politisperging shorts, only to end up him to watch toddlers' cartoons and fill up his algorithm. The fact he hates math indicates he would eat a whole pizza instead of 1/2 or 3/4 portion of them, leaving little for his family because he is fat, or more than 2 servings of Big Mac or his own slop that breaks the definition of food and cooking.
I thought he hates Chinks and is a true American patriot, why are you contradicting your points Jagoff?

Remember when Jack seethed over the idea of Gavin Newsom signing some bill about kids having to learn how to write cursive solely because Newsom is a Democrat?

Either way or not, I never cared about US politics, but Jack seething over Newsom being a democrat and know how to teach kids how to write cursives. What a manbaby, he is incapable of properly teaching his children or anyone like normal-functioning teachers would do. Politics literally brainrot Jagoff's brain so hard he just has to resort to seethe to anybody who is not a Republican. It could be also his envy over someone who can teach children more better than this child poisoner.

So between that, his general disregard of not reading instructions because it makes him a manly man, and this latest post about how angy he is about getting suggested math videos between his preschool cartoons, he’s shown an utter hatred of all of the three Rs for the pettiest of reasons. What a manchild.

It was funny to see him being a massive politsperg and extremely immature over educational videos or even school in general, that really indicates his status as a dropout with piss GPA. He cannot even teach his very own children normally, only feed them goyslops that is literally inedible that even they are reluntant to have a second scoop. Jagoff is a talentless hack that only shows intense hatred over the very shit he could have been capable to teach to his slaves children.

He's the definition of the dude who skips leg day. He has stubby little Chris-Chan legs.

All day consoom that sweet masterpiece that is his own food, undercooked and lots of goyslop fat.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No math! Math not gud!   

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I thought Jack was a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT and thus wouldn't use Chinese social media apps?

 

[Pig Cups]

Can this fat lazy fuck get anything right? Is the magical wand tool in Photoshop too hard to use? Look at how horrible this stock clipart chicken is.
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It appears that he changed the thumbnail.

No, it’s not an improvement.

That cheese gravy looks fucking foul. That sad broken congealed sauce is probably at least 50% fat per weight too. When he spoons it on to the plate you can see the water separating completely from the collected fats.

You don’t even need that jizzy gravy anyway. Fresh parmigiano incorporated with simple breadcrumbs is all you need for the breading. And powdered ranch seasoning? Fucking atrocious, though slightly more interesting than his usual uploads as of late- I will admit that I still feel a tinge of excitement when I find out that a video he’s posted is of him cooking chicken.

He’s become criminally boring these days, and a component of that is no longer allowing us to see just how undercooked the meat is. I really miss the era of the bleeding cross sections.


Okay, that’s enough. Here’s a palate cleanser:

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Holy shit Jack has gone full schizo boomer. He is one of those people who think they are brilliant for being skeptics about everything but in turn become the most credulous retards imaginable. He actually whined at least half a dozen times about how nobody has reached out to him and told him he is correct.

Here are some quotes from this stroke-brained and fear-riddled retard, who btw was "RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!":

"Food, Family and Fun have been destroyed by the evils in the world"

"Guyz, hospitals got paid to kill people. Literally"

• Jack implies that the two friends he lost from covid actually died because they probably had the cold that doctors ignored.

"Pretty soon someone is coming to your doorstep. I'm not saying who, but somebody will. That doesn't belong there but they think they do"

"Do me a favor, be logical"

"I'm not trying to sway anyone"

"He [Trump] doesn't lie"

"Life's been hell since 2020!"

"By the way, all the conspiracies I've talked about over the years have all been proven and come true and yet the people out there don't want to acknowledge it"

Cry me a river, fatass.

Even Rob had to dip out from the onslaught of verbal diarrhea.

 

[ddlloo]

That livestream was amazing.

I didn't realise the brainrot was that deep.

 

[p1138]

It appears that he changed the thumbnail.

No, it’s not an improvement.
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lol, he changed it again already. Now it's just the disgusting chicken and a stupid emoji


The conspiracy stream shit... even just 1 minute in he already sounds like a total fucking lunatic. "the astronauts had their helmets under their arms, don't they need to breathe?" wtf? "we've never been back!" we sent astronauts multiple times... he might as well start claiming that the fucking Earth is flat. This is an era of Fatty and his bullshit that I can't even watch to laugh at because it's so fucking dumb. The volume of people and resources required to fake the moonlanding, and there's never been a single piece of evidence to come out of that after 50 fucking years? The government can't even keep planes in the desert that only fly at night a secret, and somehow this entire production has never had a single leak? All while somehow also planting fake evidence on the moon? And spending assloads of money to maintain what would have to be vaults containing.. fake rocks and shit? With no one spilling the damn beans on what would be one of the biggest conspiracies ever?

edit: Hell, Russia hasn't been able to pay someone off to blow the lid off the moon landing being fake in over 50 years? And China hasn't managed to do it in the past 20 years? But Fatty, he knows!

 

[AltisticRight]

No, it’s not an improvement.

I take that back, I'd rather see the poorly masked chicken stock image.

lol, he changed it again already. Now it's just the disgusting chicken and a stupid emoji

I take that back, I'd rather see fatty's retarded punchable face so I can assault my monitor and get it over with.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Guyz, hospitals got paid to kill people. Literally"

Yet every time fatty has a stroke it's the people at the hospitals who save him

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Holy shit Jack has gone full schizo boomer. He is one of those people who think they are brilliant for being skeptics about everything but in turn become the most credulous retards imaginable. He actually whined at least half a dozen times about how nobody has reached out to him and told him he is correct.

Here are some quotes from this stroke-brained and fear-riddled retard, who btw was "RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!":

"Food, Family and Fun have been destroyed by the evils in the world"

"Guyz, hospitals got paid to kill people. Literally"

• Jack implies that the two friends he lost from covid actually died because they probably had the cold that doctors ignored.

"Pretty soon someone is coming to your doorstep. I'm not saying who, but somebody will. That doesn't belong there but they think they do"

"Do me a favor, be logical"

"I'm not trying to sway anyone"

"He [Trump] doesn't lie"

"Life's been hell since 2020!"

"By the way, all the conspiracies I've talked about over the years have all been proven and come true and yet the people out there don't want to acknowledge it"

Cry me a river, fatass.

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Even Rob had to dip out from the onslaught of verbal diarrhea.

Name the Jews Jack!


I wish Jack would stumble across American First….