Erin Lynn Jeffreys / Ana Mardoll - Middle-Aged Wokescold Woman Masquerading as a uwu soft trans boi on Twitter While Working at Lockheed Martin

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I'm skeptical the doctors think you'll die from being fat in the next two seconds considering they released you.

She has also created a map of how safe places are for trans safety.
That's Tony Reed's map.
 
Appreciate the update!

Ana apparently had surgery back in April.

So, she was talked into an unnecessary surgery aimed at fixing an issue that could have probably been addressed with more conservative but less profitable interventions? Thank goodness this particular weakness does not extend to any of Ana's other beliefs about medical interventions.

Talking about her roofing issues

As soon as I read that paragraph about how her sinus issues started as soon as she moved to Chicago, I thought "mold," as any normal person would, but apparently neither Ana nor her retard doctors figured it out for what, a year?

Hey bitch, maybe you should have examined your environment before you started gobbling up long-term antihistamines? And then you wouldn't have had to worry about them interacting with all the other 20,000 pills you take?

This is actually making me MATI, and I don't even know why. Ana so perfectly exemplifies that breed of fat fucking American who will waddle to the doctor's office and demand to suck at the pharmaceutical teat before they, I don't know, consider that maybe the shitty house that they bought is full of mold because it keeps flooding and mold likes water?

This is a just a random person in Ana's discord, but it truly gives you a feel for what the people in it are like.

Gotta love how the medical establishment is simultaneously evil and oppressive (for thinking giant blob-shaped women should lose weight) and also a class of holy experts that commands absolute obeisance from us all ("Every major medical institution endorses gender affirming care!").
 
Good catch. Explains why she said Erin's map (but Erin is Ana's legal name so I thought it was more identity-shifting bullshit).

I checked for any updates this morning and didn't see any from Ana, but this dude in her discord begs for help every month, if not more often. I almost spit out my coffee when I saw this request.

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Honestly, Ana's orbiters are almost as funny as she is.
 
Ana's experiences with testosterone and acknowledging she's too lazy to get up and shave in the bathroom.
Why on earth would you go on testosterone and not want to grow a beard? If anything, one of the biggest fears for actual men are that we can't grow full beard and end up having pathetic wispy uneven clumps.
 
I checked for any updates this morning and didn't see any from Ana, but this dude in her discord begs for help every month, if not more often. I almost spit out my coffee when I saw this request.

That's not a dude. No one with a penis has ever looked at or entered a Discord run by Ana Mardoll. The Mardollsphere is the type of female-only space that radfem TERFs can only dream of.

(Which is why half of them pretending to be men is very funny. Like Jurassic Park, if the dinosaurs were all fat and failed at actually changing sex)

Anyway, I googled the orbiter, and boy are you in for a treat. Don't have time to go through the whole Twitter but she needs money for plus sized diapers:

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Maybe you wouldn't keep getting new autoimmune disorders if your 200 extra pounds of adipose tissue wasn't constantly pumping out cytokines sorry I'm being MATI again I will endeavor to do better

(She claims to be "intersex" because she has PCOS. Of course she does.)

All right, she has to be a troll scamming the genderblobs out of money. She has to be. I mean, lactaid. Plus-sized diapers. She must be fucking with them. Please tell me she's just fucking with them.
 
That's not a dude. No one with a penis has ever looked at or entered a Discord run by Ana Mardoll. The Mardollsphere is the type of female-only space that radfem TERFs can only dream of.

(Which is why half of them pretending to be men is very funny. Like Jurassic Park, if the dinosaurs were all fat and failed at actually changing sex)

Anyway, I googled the orbiter, and boy are you in for a treat. Don't have time to go through the whole Twitter but she needs money for plus sized diapers:

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Maybe you wouldn't keep getting new autoimmune disorders if your 200 extra pounds of adipose tissue wasn't constantly pumping out cytokines sorry I'm being MATI again I will endeavor to do better

(She claims to be "intersex" because she has PCOS. Of course she does.)

All right, she has to be a troll scamming the genderblobs out of money. She has to be. I mean, lactaid. Plus-sized diapers. She must be fucking with them. Please tell me she's just fucking with them.
Well, if this is real her name is Kalyn Lopez and lives with Joshua Thacker in Boise. She claims Kalyn and Joshua are their dead names. Last year they were/threatened with eviction for mounting a television over the thermostat and interecting with apartment staff in inappropriate attire or lack of attire.
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There seems to be a ton of gold on Tumblr.
 

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Well, if this is real her name is Kalyn Lopez and lives with Joshua Thacker in Boise. She claims Kalyn and Joshua are their dead names. Last year they were/threatened with eviction for mounting a television over the thermostat and interecting with apartment staff in inappropriate attire or lack of attire.
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There seems to be a ton of gold on Tumblr.
Notice in her screenshot she went through the effort of redacting her name and address but forgot to scrub the latter two sentences later.

They ain’t teaching kids good OPSEC anymore.
 
Of course they're a fucking straight couple.

Kalyn does seem to be the Platonic ideal of the type of person that has emerged from the crucible of female-dominated online SJW spaces in the last decade or so. A straight woman calling herself a genderqueer demisexual transmasc polyfragmented diatonic polyethylene intersex because she has PCOS. Sunk so deep into an environment of entitlement and learned helplessness she does not see the irony of begging for $6000 while holding up a letter that informs everyone that she installed a giant wall TV. Collecting physical ailments like Pokemon, and acting like they are all random and eternal acts of fate rather than the consequences of being a fat sedentary slob who lives in filth. Possessed with the manic desire to fix one's problems by moving to a "progressive state" after which all of one's problems will inevitably re-emerge in a more expensive environment. Desperate to frame this childish escapism as a refugee's flight from the oppression one faces as a straight woman with short hair who enjoys putting ugly unironed rainbow flags on her walls.

Not everyone in that environment turns into a Kalyn (she does seem to suffer some level of genuine craziness), but almost everyone who spends time in those spaces will move towards the Kalyn state of being to some extent or another.

Some great fucking content, though:

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Soak them in vinegar, run them on a hot cycle, and don't leave your towels bunched up on the floor in a filthy environment Nah, just beg Tumblr for new ones
 
A rare public update from Ana. She declares victory over mold, for now, but I can't imagine her passing up an opportunity to claim a new chronic condition caused by environmental toxins that were totally not her fault.
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Sounds expensive.

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She paid $315,000 for this shitty little 1060sqft century old bungalow that has had very large amounts of filthy water flood in through both the basement and the roof. She's owned it less than two years.
 
Their absolute and ongoing incompetence when it comes to any kind of practical house maintenance or renovation is even more hilarious when you consider that they are both LARPing as men.

Not everyone can be a shape-rotator, but these ditzy broads can't even measure a door or figure out the wiring for a ceiling fan without metaphorically collapsing into a flurry of female hysteria.

Want to find the embodiment of every single negative female stereotype in existence? Look for the woman calling herself a man. (Same applies in reverse, of course.)

Wait, what's this?

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Air mattresses... during the day? They have passed the Wall-E event horizon and are completely spherical and bedbound?
 
wow, getting by with mere floor lamps instead of an overhead light. our princess is so brave
 
Air mattresses... during the day? They have passed the Wall-E event horizon and are completely spherical and bedbound?
That part is really weird. Maybe all the downstairs couches and chairs were destroyed in the first flood back in January of 2023 and haven't been replaced? Are these manly transitioned men incapable of carrying a couple chairs and maybe a card table down a flight of stairs to have a place to use their laptops during the day? Do they prefer curling up around their phones on a personal floor mattress until they form a perfectly round orb like a woodlouse and Ana is simply disappointed in how well an inflatable mattress cushioned and supported their bowling-ball shaped bulk?
 
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"Sleeping on the bed in the living room" implies a pull-out couch. Why couldn't they sit on that during the day?

Assuming it was because of the noise, and not because they are too lazy/fat to unfold a couch daily, and assuming (generously) they were on air mattresses because they needed to be on laptops all day for work, it still leaves so many questions.

Why an air mattress? Sure, maybe the furniture was destroyed and they are too fat to move more real furniture. Why not a folding chair from Wal-mart? Or a beanbag? Why does Ana think the options are "physically stay in the house" or "vacation" and nothing else? Hasn't she ever seen people working with laptops in coffee shops, and wondered what that was about? Why did they continue the air-mattress situation for a week even after it became clear it was killing Ana's back?

This is like one of those "locked room" murder mysteries except everyone involved is alive. And fat.
 
"Sleeping on the bed in the living room" implies a pull-out couch. Why couldn't they sit on that during the day?

Assuming it was because of the noise, and not because they are too lazy/fat to unfold a couch daily, and assuming (generously) they were on air mattresses because they needed to be on laptops all day for work, it still leaves so many questions.

Why an air mattress? Sure, maybe the furniture was destroyed and they are too fat to move more real furniture. Why not a folding chair from Wal-mart? Or a beanbag? Why does Ana think the options are "physically stay in the house" or "vacation" and nothing else? Hasn't she ever seen people working with laptops in coffee shops, and wondered what that was about? Why did they continue the air-mattress situation for a week even after it became clear it was killing Ana's back?

This is like one of those "locked room" murder mysteries except everyone involved is alive. And fat.
air mattress so her back can hurt more and she needs 20 dollars for life saving surgery
 
Do they really not leave the house, ever? Like they just sit in bed all day? Do they not own a car? Is there nowhere nearby to walk to? Not even a library or like someone mentioned a coffee shop? It's summertime and nice weather; surely there's plenty of indoor and outdoor spaces to work instead of holing up in a downstairs area during construction.

God, these people have the most depressing lives. I still don't understand why these morons bought a house instead of renting, where they'd have maintenance to take care of this kind of shit included in rent. And why buy such an old house when you have zero skill in maintenance yourself?

Just so many levels of retardation.
 
There's both a McDonalds and a Taco Bell and lots and lots of little Hispanic businesses within walking distance of their house, though there's a huge block of railroad bullshit right nearby and some potential busy roads that might make her 'hood less than perfectly walkable.
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I imagine they're both too fat to walk anywhere, though, even for McDonalds.
 
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