💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This is a nice thought. It’s been total Nick domination around here for many months now. I’m ready for the second episode in this trilogy: Pat strikes back*.They should be going toe-to-toe with some legal happenings involving them in August. This is his chance.

*Patrick, the episode name is a reference to one of the original Star Wars movies. You know, one of the pieces of entertainment you pretended to watch/remember/understand.
Something tells me Pat is the sort of person that considers Disney Star Wars to be canon.
 
so the machinery of the democratic party are nazis too. pat's paranoia is off the charts.
He's not wrong
Something tells me Pat is the sort of person that considers Disney Star Wars to be canon.
Yes. He doesn't think Lucas had anything to do with the EU even though you couldn't do jack shit without his approval. That's why the current trash is great to him. He doesn't have to read anything and it pisses off real fans.
 
Just catching up here, so I thought it was Trump that was going to abolish elections and plunge the country into uber-fascism, with the help of evangelicals. Now it’s those gosh darn evil Catholics and the next Republican dude after Trump? Someone ‘handsome’ and who is a veteran and a family man?
Is our pig starting to obsess on Vance?
I hope Trump settles on whoever scares Piggy most and elicits the most oinks.
 
This thread:

"Patrick can win Lolcow of the year".

Immediately after:

  • Russell Greer becomes homeless
  • Bossmanjack gets arrested
  • It is revealed that Nick has been abusing his kids since 2009
  • Ralph is being hunted by a hurricane
and probably more.

Universe is really conspiring against Patrick
Its sort of bitterly funny that Pat is such a fucking loser he can't even win LOTY.
Its like God himself is a Patposter.
. He doesn't think Lucas had anything to do with the EU even though you couldn't do jack shit without his approval. That's why the current trash is great to him. He doesn't have to read anything and it pisses off real fans.
Arguably the best Star Wars stuff wasn't even created by Lucas.
Thrawn, Revan, the Darth Bane trilogy (KOTOR and the Bane trilogy were both Karpyshyn, the guy who wrote the good Mass Effect stories. Personally the Darth Bane trilogy is the best Star Wars story I've read, I even prefer it to the OG Thrawn story) Naga Sadow and the Hyperspace War, Exar Kun, none of those were written by George, but he still had to approve them. To say Lucas had nothing to do with the EU is retarded.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
With Bossman being arrested I don't think Patrick has a shot this year now.
Patrick was never gonna win Lolcow of the year. LotY rewards flashy stupid cowdom, especially around voting time, whereas Pat provides steady, solid year round milking. What Pat needs is a LotY equivalent of the Lifetime Achievement awards, he'd be a lock for one of those.
 
Patrick was never gonna win Lolcow of the year. LotY rewards flashy stupid cowdom, especially around voting time, whereas Pat provides steady, solid year round milking. What Pat needs is a LotY equivalent of the Lifetime Achievement awards, he'd be a lock for one of those.
Thats one of the things I like the best about Pat, ironically his work ethic. Other cows have flashes of content then nothing for months, Pat is a milk machine, he consistently shoots himself in the dick in hilarious and retarded ways, day after day, month after month, Pat wakes up and fires up Xitter to make an asshole of himself, and he keeps on being an asshole until he passes out drunk covered in pepperoni flakes.
His dedication is impressive.
He truly took DLTIW to heart, and Pat is the idiot, he spends all his waking hours making sure he eats L's like he eats Black children.
He's so interactive too. Pat responds to every single Xeet, everyone gets a Patpost, even if it takes him months, eventually he'll respond.
Even if its just to tell you to Enjoy Prison.
Pat is dedicated to his "fans" in a way that would do him credit if he was an actual writer.
If Pat spent the time he does oinking at stalkers on writing books he would make Stephen King look like George Martin.
 
Personally, I don't think getting arrested particularly qualifies one to become lolcow of the year. It happens to lots of people every day. Wow, this guy had some drugs on him (probably) and got arrested. So hilarious. 🤷‍♂️

Rick threatening someone with prison for felony misnaming:

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Reminds me of when someone texted him with just the word "Rick" and he immediately went off with his whole "your life is already over" speech.
 
This thread:

"Patrick can win Lolcow of the year".

Immediately after:

  • Russell Greer becomes homeless
  • Bossmanjack gets arrested
  • It is revealed that Nick has been abusing his kids since 2009
  • Ralph is being hunted by a hurricane
and probably more.

Universe is really conspiring against Patrick

#DLTI(FFWBT)W
 
This thread:

"Patrick can win Lolcow of the year".

Immediately after:

  • Russell Greer becomes homeless
  • Bossmanjack gets arrested
  • It is revealed that Nick has been abusing his kids since 2009
  • Ralph is being hunted by a hurricane
and probably more.

Universe is really conspiring against Patrick
Wait, I tried to catch up on all of your listed happenings but I can’t find where Nick has been abusing his kids since 2009. What am I missing? All I could find was his currently 9 year old recently testing positive for drugs. Maybe I went to the wrong balldo thread, help a nigga out here kiwi frens.
 
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