💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's really putting in the work to get third place this year in the LotY awards. Imagine if he put this much in when it came to custody of his daughter and his writing career. Or at least his gym membership.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

In case anyone here ever doubted that Pat lives in a reality of his own inept construction:

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It pleases me immensely to know that he is perpetually and increasingly angry.

If his seething continues at this pace, his heart will pop like a balloon.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nikki's mom "I really don't want to pay off your deadbeat husbands legal expenses"
Nikki "It's okay mom! I have a million dollar life insurance on him and the elections coming up. We'll make bank!"
Nikki Mom laughs "DLTIW am I right?"
Nikki chokes on her beer as she giggles and queefs
"Why does it smell like KFC and watermelons all of a sudden?"

 

[Bill Evans 45]

What’s the word or pathology for when you’re so deep into an ideology that you become delusional and dismiss objective reality at face value?

Fascism? Pat certainly ticks the boxes, child.

 

[Tablet County]

Fascism? Pat certainly ticks the boxes, child.

I think you mean fatscism.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Someone wondered why there would be a police report for a faggot falling off a bike.

What they’ve failed to notice is the exact corpulence of said faggot, the pure porcine poundage (sit down @Judge Holden not that kind of poundage) present perturbs not only the local bars but the impact would be roughly analogous to the Chicxulub event, and at a bare minimum police response would be appropriate to cordon off the impact crater and arrange for the road department and the department of weights and measures to step in.

I dare say that California and Russia also called in and asked what the fuck happened in Milwaukee that set off both the richter scales and the distant early warning from the shockwave.

 

[Maude Snew]

Someone wondered why there would be a police report for a faggot falling off a bike.

Luckily we have some documentation for when he fell off his bike last time.

They built a memorial at the crater for all the negros he ate as well. No, childs, he was not what wiped out the dinosaurs but he's doing his best with those Basketball Americans.

 

[MajinGoku]

What if the ona subreddit had discovered chris chan during the classic era?

 

[Hitlerswag420]

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Patrick's protesters are letting people know about his criminal stalker past

"As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly"

"One of the statements Patrick made to Rona was that he was going to wait until Adrienne gave birth, then kill both her and the newborn "

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

He's really putting in the work to get third place this year in the LotY awards. Imagine if he put this much in when it came to custody of his daughter and his writing career. Or at least his gym membership.

Oh I think that our beloved Fatty is very much still in with a chance at the elusive idiot win. He has learnt from last year where his performance was incredible but he just peaked too early. It is the production of lolcow milk in the months of November and December that gets the big W.

Rekieta's meltdown has been absolutely extraordinary and definitely worthy of his second Julaaaay, but he has timed it wrong. With major events in Fatrick's case again Milwaukee in December and an apparent Trump victory on the horizon, everything is perfectly timed for the Pigman this year.

We may see an October Surprise lolcow emerge late in the year, but I think that this year's top 4 will be Pat, Rekieta, Bossman and Dax Herrera who is also known as Juju the cow and gets fucked in the ass..

 

[Maude Snew]

What if the ona subreddit had discovered chris chan during the classic era?

Well they did, it was just called Something Awful back then.

 

[internet friend]

I've noticed a lot of speculation about law pat's name is based on actual successful lawyers. I feel that this is a grave error and a more name for our pig would be Rick-ieta, as that level of law is much more his speed.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm Pig Rickieta of Rickieta Slaw a small pigsty in central Milwaukee

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The only law Fats has any experience with is coleslaw. Gallons of it. Legally classified as mayonnaise because it’s 99.9% pure.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

With Bossman being arrested I don't think Patrick has a shot this year now.

 

[Post Reply]

With Bossman being arrested I don't think Patrick has a shot this year now.

It's not looking good, but there's still a slim chance that Pat will get himself arrested again in some spectacularly foolish fashion, preferably with bodycam footage readily available.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's not looking good, but there's still a slim chance that Pat will get himself arrested again in some spectacularly foolish fashion, preferably with bodycam footage readily available.

We'll have to wait until October/ November I think to see if he can still be in the running. An arrest would seal it though

Patrick is off on another trip soon. The cow is roaming. I repeat, the cow is roaming!

 

[Incel Death Note]

He is headed to Glasgow for Worldcon this year, so maybe he can somehow pull off an international incident and get a clutch win for LOTY.
Also looking at the policy about page for Worldcon and something tells me their team is going to receive a lot of emails that end with "Yours in Christ".

 

[Procrastinhater]

EDIT: HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA HES SHRIEKING AT HIS FORMER BESTEST PRESIFREND EVER NOW OH LAWD I CANT SNEED

He writes to Daddy Diaper like Biden will even read it.
Or wrote the message he's oinking about in the first place.
You think Biden is in charge of that Xitter?
He can't even find his way off of a stage by himself. I would be a thousand dollars right now Biden wouldn't be able to rememeber what date it was last Tuesday without a calendar in front of him.
Its funny to see Rick oinking at the "greatest President of the last 50 years" though Pat is so emotionally fragile and wound up so tight from the knowledge he is a total laughing stock that he explodes in a womanly tantrum at the slightest hint of something he doesn't agree with, even if its purportedly coming from a guy he spends all day licking the asshole of.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This thread:

"Patrick can win Lolcow of the year".

Immediately after:

• Russell Greer becomes homeless
• Bossmanjack gets arrested
• It is revealed that Nick has been abusing his kids since 2009
• Ralph is being hunted by a hurricane

and probably more.

Universe is really conspiring against Patrick