💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Gog & Magog]

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*mfw when the implications of this xeet from the pig man sink in*

Guys I we need to start evacuating niggers from Wisconsin IMMIDIATELY......even if we hate them we cannot allow them to suffer a fate like this....

Which movie is this?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Which movie is this?

The Shinning

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Guys I we need to start evacuating niggers from Wisconsin IMMIDIATELY......even if we hate them we cannot allow them to suffer a fate like this....

Yeah, we need to reverse the underground railroad and get them out; they won't survive once he starts rampaging.

God I am so here for the PoliticalPat oinking and it's only gonna get better. July 15-18 is going to be uhhhhhghhh

 

[Thé au lait]

Why Patrick, proud gun owner, opted to bring attention to her xitting is unknowable. Beyond his early stage journey to being Wendy Williams.

It wasn't him, this was the parody account that he thinks is real

Yall remember the previous thread symposium on the tomlinson phenotype and my regular asides about the fatrick multiverse which contains an endless array of divergent pig men?

But what really clinches this is the nature of his crimes....for he was a literal fucking cannibal who literally chopped up and ate his victims

>the fucking schizopost was real
I saw a fat man with fatrick phenotype buying pepperoni before and I was thinking of the same post, now I'm seriously considering whether you were onto something

 

[Judge Holden]

It wasn't him, this was the parody account that he thinks is real


>the fucking schizopost was real
I saw a fat man with fatrick phenotype buying pepperoni before and I was thinking of the same post, now I'm seriously considering whether you were onto something

The walls between reality and the raw primal shitpost dimension have been crumbling ever since we found out about SERGEANT JAKE RAVEN: SOLDIER AND FATHER who is just straight up a Chaddified mirror universe fatrick, and whom seems to be the unnamed "right winger in the military" fatrick has been seen seething over on xitter

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

I genuinely feel we need to create an international agency to find and monitor members of the Fatrick subspecies (Homo Obesus) to avoid such crimes happening again.

I saw a fat man with fatrick phenotype buying pepperoni before and I was thinking of the same post, now I'm seriously considering whether you were onto something

I am out at the moment and just had the misfortune of a neighboring table having a member of Homo Obesus as a resident. This particular specimen was ranting raving and cussing up a storm while spinning all manner of absurd self-congratulatory yarns.

What is the line that separates the Jake Ravens from the Fatricks? This is a mystery worthy of investigation.

 

[Judge Holden]

*fatrick's reaction upon hearing the sound of glass shattering and looking up to see me crawling through his window naked, fully erect, and smeared in arbys grease"

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[Procrastinhater]

this is why your life is just beginning, friend. enjoy freedom.

In an alternate universe, Positive Pat spends all day posting encouragement and good wishes to his many, many followers and admirers.
This alternate universe Pat was never cucked by Pringle Can John, takes an active role in his daughters life and always had good taste in comedy and was a big fan of Norm McDonald.
Alternate Pat helped expose the pedos in the SFWA and is universally respected as a hard working and knowledgeable writer.

Positive Pat is out there somewhere in the multiverse, and sometimes, in the middle of the night, he awakes in a cold sweat, from a nightmare where he is a laughing stock and complete failure, that spends all day threatening people with prison for the crime of calling him fat, before he realizes all is right with the world, and he isn't fat at all...

Patrick S. Gehennason opines on Biden's poll numbers.
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Biden can't fail with advocates like Pat out there winning hearts and minds. In fact, the campaign ought to pay him to go door to door, like some sort of Joehovah's Witness.

Why does Pat have his tongue so far up that corrupt old dementia patients ass?
Of all the people to simp for, fucking Biden, a guy that can barely speak a sentence without losing his train of thought, and has most likely shit his pants in public, not once, but twice, once in front of the fucking Pope and another in front of the world at the D Day Memorial.
Of all Pats insane quirks, his fanatical simping for that fossil is the most strange.
Biden is like the personification of why term limits should be a thing, and the corruption of the political class, and he is literally demented.
Its fucking bizzare as fuck.

 

[FinnSven]

Why does Pat have his tongue so far up that corrupt old dementia patients ass?
Of all the people to simp for, fucking Biden, a guy that can barely speak a sentence without loosing his train of thought, and has most likely shit his pants in public, not once, but twice, once in front of the fucking Pope and another in front of the world at the D Day Memorial.
Of all Pats insane quirks, his fanatical simping for that fossil is the most strange.
Biden is like the personification of why term limits should be a thing, and the corruption of the political class, and he is literal demented.
Its fucking bizzare as fuck.

Not defending him, but could it be possible he deliberately shat his pants in front of the pope because he thought it would be funny?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not defending him, but could it be possible he deliberately shat his pants in front of the pope because he thought it would be funny?

He's nearly 82 and has the mental faculties of a wrestler that has taken too many unprotected chair shots so maybe? If you watch Undertaker interviews he'll pause for minutes trying to remember something. He at least knows it's due to the chair shots. Biden doesn't have a clue.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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In The Jungle, there is a scene where a man falls into a rendering vat and gets turned into lard. Is Pat telling on himself?

 

[FinnSven]

He's nearly 82 and has the mental faculties of a wrestler that has taken too many unprotected chair shots so maybe? If you watch Undertaker interviews he'll pause for minutes trying to remember something. He at least knows it's due to the chair shots. Biden doesn't have a clue.

Maybe Biden just huffed a lot of glue?

 

[GloriousScarf]

Let's check in on political analyst Pat.
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FFS I'm not American, I have no horse in this race but I saw some clips on TV today and Biden didn't know where he was and a blind man could see it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think fats might be technically right as he loves to be.

Trump can’t debate a dementia patient sundowning. There’s nothing there, it’s a monologue

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Maybe Biden just huffed a lot of glue?

I don't think the children he likes being around eat that much of it. They don't look that special needs to me.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

2a applies to muskets only, not modern assault rifles with high capacity magazines
just like 1a applies to pen and paper only, not modern assault computer keyboards with high capacity internet connection

Don't give them any fucking ideas. They hate the 1A almost as much as the 2A.

 

[Markorian]

I genuinely feel we need to create an international agency to find and monitor members of the Fatrick subspecies (Homo Obesus)

Ready your puzzle pieces, because biology is one of my autistic fixations, but for starters, only the genus name in binomial nomenclature is capitalized, so it would be Homo obesus. Secondly, subspecies is a 3rd name added, making it a trinomen, so if Fatrick is part of a subspecies of humanity, it would be written Homo sapiens obesus.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Optimistic there. He’s Homo homo obesus- fat faggot.

 

[East_Clintwood]

so if Fatrick is part of a subspecies of humanity

That's a big, fat, if my dude. We need an anthropologist, or maybe a cryptozoologist to weigh in to be sure.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Biden's victory means we have to hope he survives his full term, because a Cumslut Kamala presidency would be the worst outcome. She is as incoherent as Joe, but lacks the excuse of age related mind rot. She's just an idiot.

My theory is the puppetmasters want Biden gone, so they allowed this debate to hammer home that Slow Joe isn't right in the head. In all likelihood, Gavin Newsome will be the candidate. What would Patrick the True Believer do in that case? Will he insist Joe is still up for the job, child? Will he throw his considerable weight behind the man who wrecked California? Will he watch helplessly as angry blacks take their revenge by stealing his Rustang? l don't know, but this is a good year to be a Patposter.