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- 19 Sty 2023
Hard to miss it when you're still eating it I suppose.
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densedance
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- 26 Maj 2021
We all know how it theoretically it goes, if it comes to a Review.
> Jacks mumbles around
> Jack cuts it in half to show the inside
> Tammie tries it (of course not jack!!) "it's gud".
LaughJoke2.0
kiwifarms.net
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- 31 Sty 2023
You couldn't pay me to eat that shit, but a fat ass with a stroked-out body giving healthy food advice is hilarious.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
And why should he care other than to virtue signal to everybody that he's totally against sugar?
Oh I agree. There's nothing of value in it. But we all know that given half a chance Fatty would eat it. Then deny he did.
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- 25 Maj 2024
I am not the most healthy eater on the planet, but the thought of one of these makes me want to throw up. How could you find this appealing? Well, unless you were a disgusting lardass like Jack that is.
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- 4 Lip 2022
Sponge cake with cherry filling sounds delicious (I've never had Twinkies, we don't have them here). As for the SHURGAR, healthy people can eat desserts like these in moderation, not everyday, and have no negative consequences.
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- 25 Maj 2024
The part that is disgusting is that it isn't cherry filling though, it is artificial cherry flavoured corn syrup (and having had that sort of thing I just know it is acidic as all hell too). I enjoy cherries, real ones, like the fruit, in a smoothie or protein shake, not the approximation by the Hostess corporation.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
They're probably a 7-Eleven exclusive, which lucky for Jack the Nashville area and surrounding areas are the only parts of TN that have them. Like many chains, you're either surrounded by them or S.O.L. with not much room in between.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
Already predicting he's tantruming over not being able to eat these without getting made fun of. It's actually hilarious how often he pisses himself off by thinking about stuff he tells himself he can't have.
It's why he's been doing so much sad frittata bullshit; since he wants the sandwich, but is too stupid to understand that for all he hates bread and only sees it as a "meat n cheese holder" that it adds to the flavor via textures and tones.
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- 26 Lis 2016
Carnivore, by the way.
Notice how it said "cherry flavoured"?
There's not a single fucking cherry in it.
>Slurpee limited edition
Yes, when I see a Slurpee, I think "gee what would it taste like in Twinkies".
This is like an obese person's obesity was diagnosed with obesity.
saralovesjuicyfruit
kiwifarms.net
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- 8 Sty 2019
You're right, and apparently there is even a business that specializes in helping churches set up coffee shops
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- 19 Sty 2023
Do people really think a cherry Slurpee-flavored Twinkie would have real cherries in it?
If I get a red-flavored Icee at the gas station, I don't expect it to taste like anything else besides red. It'd be cursed if it tasted like actual cherries. Best flavor is Coke, though, hands down.
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- 1 Lis 2021
that's what a diabetic, stroke patient needs: refined sugar. Christ, jack is the only person I know who would eat this shit. and he wonders why his glucose is high.
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- 19 Sty 2023
That'd be a little much for me even as a kid. I always went for the pizza rolls, not the pop tarts.
densedance
kiwifarms.net
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- 26 Maj 2021
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- 25 Mar 2023
He says shit like this, but you can guarantee his brain shorts out the first minute of the debate trying to process what's being said.
He'll be busy with a text to speech app or tammy reciting to him the talking points he should have about it from facebook, instead of actually watching it.
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- 10 Mar 2019
Ever read the ingredients of maraschino cherries? There's not much natural about them either. I mean yes, theoretically, it's a cherry, but there's not much left of it by the time they get done pumping it full of artificial.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Sponge cake with cherry filling can be nice. If it's made with good ingredients. Like real cherries. Twinkies are an abomination against nature. They're shelf stable for about a month. Why? It's because there's no dairy or eggs in them. There's nothing there to go bad. All that's going to happen is they're going to slowly go stale. And even then... could you even tell?
Been hearing this for the past little while. It's what these people do. Unless everything goes their way it's immediately suspect. But I can tell you exactly how it's going to end. Both sides will claim victory. It happens every single time. Both sides will say their guy won. The funny part is pressing them on why and seeing the mental gymnastics they go through.
That and they taste nasty. Never understood the appeal they have.
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- 10 Lis 2022
He'll credit the weight loss from the parasites to Cornivooor finally kicking in after 7+ months.