💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Nick's Snort Tube]

Stuff takes time. Basically only thing thrown out was drug possession, and the rest of the charges were linked to that... After they dig and nail Rekietas if there is anything they will nail April too...

Yep!! And that means that nick COULD be facing more charges with the positive crack test for the kid.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Lemme preface that the 'April got knocked up by the mid-teen Rekieta' theory is retarded. Unless........When is the boy's birthday? If it's in April (giggity) or May, then maybe.....

Aaron had a birthday story where a butt-naked Kayla gave him his present while Nick directed her then he was peeking round the corner to watch them fool around.

Now that Aaron left and the '4 is company' became '3 is a crowd', maybe Nick told the eldest and "Hey bucko, come over here, I got a birthday present for you" and then on cue a coked-out April in her birthday suit (who's a Nick avatar by this point, especially when she's high on the booger sugar) follows his every order to a T and pleasures the boy while Nick does some peeking and quietly pats himself on the back "that's mah boy".

HEY AARON, I KNOW YOU'LL READ THIS BUDDY, TIME TO REVAMP THE APRIL SOUNDROP "I DEFILED A CHILD"

 

[DumbDude43]

It’s also about enjoying the wildlife but nope Nick drowns and murders any small animal he sees.

The highest rates of child sexual assault happen at schools. Public school teachers offend at a higher rate than the Catholic Church ever did, and unions move teachers around to avoid scandal the same way. This is just fearmongering commie talking-points, see: Germany, pedo nation of the world, where homeschooling is illegal. I definitely think the state should be able to check-in but public schools are mini-prisons where the personality gets beaten out of you by force in order to “fit in” and if you don’t learn one way you get left behind. Most children experience violence for the first time at school. And sure, it might make your kids stronger, but it might break them before they’re ready, which is all well and good to find funny… until that’s your kid.

There are plenty other ways to socialise your kid and let them grow into an interesting person rather than another NPC clone just trying to “fit in“ with the public school kids, who now have the highest rates of mental illness, anxiety, depression etc, ever recorded.

worth keeping in mind that public schools (especially with mandatory attendance for all children) are a relatively recent development, less than three hundred years old.
was everybody before that time just a social retard because there was no public school to socialize him? no of course not, kids can socialize without state enforcement just fine.

 

[Desktop User2]

worth keeping in mind that public schools (especially with mandatory attendance for all children) are a relatively recent development, less than three hundred years old.

So is the overwhelming majority of human accomplishment.
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So, what about them swingers? Pretty crazy, hm?

 

[AnOminous]

You forgot the foodie angle: it produces a very sought after delicacy for the most educated elites.

Also the use in cosmetics, which is highly profitable. Fact is they do it for a Jewy reason even though it has nothing to do with Jews at this point. It makes money and people giving birth and doped to the gills will usually agree to it without thinking even though it serves no real medical purpose in a modern society where we have things like soap.

It's this or debating SA. Pick your poison.


I'm very confused. I thought we were arguing about home schooling practices and suddenly we're talking about Jews and penis surgery.

Some stupid ass faggot decided to drop that troll bomb in the thread apropos of absolutely fucking nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of people who should have been abortions here setting up straw men, Barnes is still at it:

Oh good, something on topic. This sleazy sucker of Satan's cock can go fuck himself with his filthy, cocksucking lies. Absolutely nobody said anything remotely resembling that.

He thinks "I will appear as an innocent person would, which means I will be jovial, happy, unbothered."

That's exactly the opposite of how someone actually innocent would behave, but I guess Nick isn't big on social cues.

An actually innocent person would be hurt, frustrated, and even angry, but still would be visibly doing everything possible to reunite his family, not jerking himself off launching limp zingers on social media and livestreaming shit that will probably ensure he never sees those kids again.

Get out of my country, frog leaf! *shakes rake*

When you think about it, Quebecois are the ultimate shit people alive, and David Freiheit is the ultimate Quebecois shit person: a leaf, French, a faggot, a lawyer, AND a Jew.

 

[DemsBNutz]

It's literally the ending of Psycho!

"Like this fly this harmless fly"-Norman Bates dressed up as his mother in Jail


Never forget the BPD whores Gundam has promoted over the years, including one that was revealed to be a Smash community pedo. The guy's a POS.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Speaking of people who should have been abortions here setting up straw men, Barnes is still at it:

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It's absolutely a conspiracy theory if you believe all these things are applicable to a case at once, as Barnes does, especially in this case where not one of them is self evident.

 

[Procrastinhater]

For your meme-making ventures, here is another LawTube/Sektur themed soyjack template dump from my collection. This time for most of the side characters in Nick's universe.

Please don't take this the wrong way because its fucking awesome all the work you've done to make these head emoji things for us but can you be a bro and please spoiler them?
They take forever to scroll through.

Ok, Barnes. Two can play at your insane hyperbole game.

In light of what you're saying about the potential for mistakes and errors, we can ignore all of the evidence of the likelihood of Nick's criminal behavior we have witnessed over months and years. It's better to conclude that he's probably 100% innocent and almost certainly the victim of a Government Conspiracy of the Highest Order.

In fact, we might as well toss out all laws and evidence, and court trials, and the entirety of the imperfect legal system. Let's just have trial by combat. Or in Nick's case, let's have trial by Balldo.

Barnes loves to set up strawmen and then posture like a Barnyard Rooster as he knocks them down for his midwit audience, but he'll never address any actual points, anything that clearly bad for Balldo he just handwaves and deflects and tries to distract by changing the subject.
He's a slimy fuck.
The more I see of him the more I understand why he got booted from Rittenhouses team.
If Barnes was lead on that Kyle would be serving 25 - Life right now while Barnes posed for the media talking about his plans for the Supreme Court.
He's a fucking ambulance chasing shyster with Italian shoes to distract you but he's no different.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

it's a "conspiracy theory" when you claim all of that is happening in addition to teachers, church congregations, pastors, prosecutors, and Nick's own children all being in on it - all to get a... b? c? tier youtube streamer man in a tiny corner of the internet - who has livestreamed himself being obviously fucked up on drugs.

Rekieta's audience now (and for the last year or two) are the dumbest lolbetarians on the planet.

He's basically kept hold of the dumbest fans he has acquired through every era of his show. He ended up resenting what his fanbase had become because he realized how embarrassing it was but now that he's up against it he's playing the hits.

I gotta say, Nick’s deep sense of injustice over the Murdaugh conviction hits different a year and change later.

Yeah and I recall that he claimed that the guy was so obviously innocent that Emily Baker, that woman who was eating his lunch, was pandering to the true crime wine mom crowd because she could not actually believe he was guilty. Then he ragequit streaming the trial, it was the last time he had any streaming success close to what he had from 2019-22.

That reminded me of the photos from the Vegas meetup around the same time. Credit to Cynthia:

PHOTO DUMP FROM VEGAS MEET-UP

Super glam crowd *cough*

Ralphamania in New Jersey was around the same time as well. I remember thinking that the Ralphamales in attendance made a more clean cut looking crowd than Rekieta's.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lots of tweets flowing now, saying that people who excused Doctor Disrespect right out of the gate are just like people who think Nick is a degenerate guilty of the crimes he’s been charged with. Why do I even look at that tard farm? This one did make me smile:

Also the use in cosmetics, which is highly profitable

Just FTR, Jews bury the foreskin after the bris (for some of the same reasons cremation is forbidden, so is treating a foreskin disrespectfully). Sephardic Jews have long had a custom of planting a tree in honor of the birth and burying the foreskin in the soil next to it. That tradition spread to Ashkies. The rabbi wraps it in foil for you and I always wished someone would use it as bait for coworkers who steal food from the break room fridge. “Enjoy foreskin.”

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If I were Rekieta right now, and I wanted to felt the Casino, I would "leak" some bullshit and then pouce on them if and when they fall for it.

Rekieta and his Balldoguards need a W badly, so I wouldn't put such faggotry beyond them. They ain't getting one from all the legal shit going on. That's for damn sure. The CHIPS report is devastating.

“I got busted with a shitload of Coke and it came out my wife and I are swingers and my dick broke from all the drugs while my 9 year old tested positive for cocaine! But I totally won because I made you all believe something worse!”

Honestly not sure that’s going to be a W for them no matter what.

 

[Sperglord666]

His Discord is exploding.
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Why do Discord mods always sound so fucking gay? It has to be genetic, right? Is it a 1:1 link with reddit mods or are they a different subspecies?

Seriously though, I think shutting down his discord is the first sensible think Nick has done since the situation started this month this entire fucking year.

 

[AnOminous]

Nicks 2024 has been one Narc Injury after another, just when you think he can't shoot himself in the (limp) dick any more than he has something else comes out that makes him look like a joke and he can't even hide it behind the smug anymore.

That comparison of Nick to the Fallen Angel painting is probably one of the most spot-on comparisons ever made in the thread, with the exception the painting actually makes you sympathetic for the Devil even though everything he's suffering is entirely his own fault. Meanwhile it would take a man with a heart of stone not to laugh uproariously at the utter shit sandwich being forced down Nick's throat every day.

These two posts sum up the Tragedy of Rekieta.

I don't even think it's a tragedy at this point, except in the sense that Titus Andronicus was a tragedy but was so Tarantino-esque over the top that it looped around again and turned into a comedy.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Please don't take this the wrong way because its fucking awesome all the work you've done to make these head emoji things for us but can you be a bro and please spoiler them?
They take forever to scroll through.

This is the first I heard that, but I did not think of how that might be annoying. Sorry about that.

It's too late to edit the post now, but I assure you it won't happen again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That reminded me of the photos from the Vegas meetup around the same time.

Way too much back fat and too few teeth in those photos. It’s so true what they say: E-celebs get the fans they deserve.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is the first I heard that, but I did not think of how that might be annoying. Sorry about that.

It's too late to edit the post now, but I assure you it won't happen again.

No worries they're so exploitable they'll more than make up for it.

 

[Swole McPole]

So you're telling me that being attracted to ages 14-17 has nothing to do with fertility, and that women don't instantly hit the wall and become barren dead-eggers at 30? My God, the manosphere's lied to me!

The clinical term for a woman who gets pregnant after the age of 35 is a geriatric pregnancy. But just as modern medicine can fashion a fake cock from a forearm, so more and more older women are getting pregnant and carrying geriatric pregnancies to term.

It's still not a great idea though.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I gotta thank Nick for his contribution to science. We’re learning what the maximum load bearing weight of brooms are.

The dog tested positive for cocaine and is pregnant.

Honestly, if it did came out that the dog was positive for cocaine, I actually think that would pretty much collapse any holdouts for Rekieta. I really believe that the only people who are unironically sweeping it for Rekieta right now are people who have no kids, don’t care about the kids cocaine thing and probably secretly think it’s funny.

But if they learn that a “Hecking valid snootboop pupparino“ has been cocaine’ed then they would all just completely turn on him.

 

[AnOminous]

Why do Discord mods always sound so fucking gay?

Because they're faggots. You had to ask?

But if they learn that a “Hecking valid snootboop pupparino“ has been cocaine’ed then they would all just completely turn on him.

NOOOOO not the heckin doggo! Not the borkin wooferino!