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Fat fuck is angry at religious grifters.

Fat fuck is also the same guy who assaulted his son.

I dunnnnoooo Jack, I think the only way you're making it into super foodie heaven with your obese veins is to open up that fuckin wallet.
 
Andoxico powiedział(a):
when da meatz not gud
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This is nothing new. The church used to sell "indulgences" which were basically a payment for your sins. Then it became a way to buy your way into heaven. Then it became a way for you to buy another soul from hell and so on.

Then in the 1980's Jim Bakker and his wife Tammy-Faye on their PTL ministry were selling $1000 spots on their "Wall of Faith". For $1000 you got a plaque with your name on it and they hinted that if you did this you had a place in heaven.

So long as there's been grifters in religion you've had people that sell things like this. And I'm surprised the megachurch he goes to hasn't done something like this.
 
Falcon Sebben powiedział(a):
This is nothing new. The church used to sell "indulgences" which were basically a payment for your sins. Then it became a way to buy your way into heaven. Then it became a way for you to buy another soul from hell and so on.

Then in the 1980's Jim Bakker and his wife Tammy-Faye on their PTL ministry were selling $1000 spots on their "Wall of Faith". For $1000 you got a plaque with your name on it and they hinted that if you did this you had a place in heaven.

So long as there's been grifters in religion you've had people that sell things like this. And I'm surprised the megachurch he goes to hasn't done something like this.
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His church has a fucking knock off star bucks in it I think they do enough fleecing don't give them ideas.
 
Bassomatic powiedział(a):
His church has a fucking knock off star bucks in it I think they do enough fleecing don't give them ideas.
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I've been seeing that and more and more lately. It used to be the exclusive territory of disgustingly large megachurches (15 years ago) but it's been cropping up more and more in smaller churches in a number of denominations.
 
Just for fun I went back to like page 3 and the difference in Jack's health is amazingly different. He's speaking clearly instead of talking like he's got a bad head cold, he's excited, his facial hair isn't all grey, he uses both hands! His right arm was lost in the 2020 stroke, is his mushmouth from the 2023 stroke?
 
For the record, Jack (as weak an argument can be made that he gave a thought about theology at all) is Pentecostal. Snake wrasslin', people having to pretend to have a seizure and speak in tongues to prove they're a True Believer, crazy shit like that. Cornerstone Church is affiliated with Assemblies of God.
 
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Just for fun I went back to like page 3 and the difference in Jack's health is amazingly different. He's speaking clearly instead of talking like he's got a bad head cold, he's excited, his facial hair isn't all grey, he uses both hands! His right arm was lost in the 2020 stroke, is his mushmouth from the 2023 stroke?
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I feel like he's been slurring his words at least a bit since the 2020 stroke with it getting slowly worse, but 2023 is definitely what brought him to near-incomprehensable levels.
 
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Only 27.18% short interest on PLUG, why not?
 
Fub powiedział(a):
Isn't he just a standard southern baptist? Maybe it's better he doesn't learn given how much more misogynistic and racist he could be.
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He's whatever Hammy claims to be and as far as we know she's non-denominational but if they're in the south there's a good chance there's a hint of Southern Baptist in there.

Point is they're "Cafeteria Christians" in that they espouse certain things in the bible are bad like alcohol but are okay with other sins like gluttony. Meanwhile we know Fatty likes to drink on the sly. That video they recently did where they brewed that beer, Jr admitted he liked Blue Moon and Fatty sucked back half that bottle. So he's only against alcohol when his wife is in the room.

Markorian powiedział(a):
Religion sperging here for a bit, but non-denominational is just baptist with a smoke machine and lights.
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In other words Megachurch complete with Christian rock band, gift shop and Starbucks in the building.
 
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