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[Aunt Carol]

This just begged the question in my mind, if a pooner has phalloplasty surgery on finance, are they "penis" owners or "penis" renters until they pay the balance??

Not sure, but that'd be the only part of their new anatomy that's guaranteed to generate interest.

 

[Procopius]

This just begged the question in my mind, if a pooner has phalloplasty surgery on finance, are they "penis" owners or "penis" renters until they pay the balance??

You really reckon that the finance company is going to give them a refund if they mail it in when it falls off?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

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I feel like I've seen a number of AGPs wearing shirts with the word 'SLUT' emblazoned across the front.

Am I alone in doubting any actual woman would ever wear such a garment?

 

[TruffleSpark]

 

[Aunt Carol]

You really reckon that the finance company is going to give them a refund if they mail it in when it falls off?

Man, I'd hate to be in the penis repo department.

I guess they could run neophallus loans like the new luxury cars, the ones where you own the car and you own its installed seat-warmer, but unless you pay a subscription fee you can't run the seat-warmer.

The problem is that most neophalli don't actually do anything--you're lucky if they can pee adequately. The only feature you could potentially lock out would be putting a metal cage around the "scrotum" so they can't activate the implanted erectile prosthesis until they're caught up on payments.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I was trying to find evidence of any of this being true at all, and stumbled upon this. Please, allow me to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It takes a lot to be plain fat at 6'5 but he managed it. I can imagine it sucks being 6'5 with a tiny doll head but this was not the solution.

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Now that we're done laughing, in every picture he shared the wife, in my opinion, looks lower IQ/impaired in some way, and the fact that he has trapped her with both his ogre body and a baby is terrifying.

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The meme that never misses.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I feel like I've seen a number of AGPs wearing shirts with the word 'SLUT' emblazoned across the front.

Am I alone in doubting any actual woman would ever wear such a garment?

I can think of one woman I know irl who would wear shit like that, but she also does OF, strips and is very clearly coping and seething about her poor life choices on a daily basis.

I do not know a single normal, mentally balanced woman who would wear such a shirt; it'd be like a guy wearing a shirt that says 'RAPIST'. Try and claim irony all you want, it's still a bad look.

 

[Punished Neco]

Troon claims to have been belittled by their Feminine Facialization surgeon.
On one hand, probably, they're just lying for attention/sympathy.
On the other hand how well people pass after the procedure is going to either make or break this surgeon's business, if someone isn't putting in the effort elsewhere to "pass" then it's not a very good advertisement for his business model.
[A]
Edit: Just looked through this person's pictures on their Twitter, maybe the surgeon had a point.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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The Met are once again proving their worth by harassing Maya Forstater (pbuh) for having Xeeted about this pervert, what a great use of taxpayer money that is.

For those who don't remember or only vaguely recognise the name, Maya was fired a few years ago for expressing her entirely reasonable GC views, and chose to pursue a tribunal against her employers. It was her case (Forstater v CGD) that established precedent that gender critical views are in fact a protected philosophical stance in the UK, meaning many more people can speak more freely than they used to feel safe to. TERF Island ain't all bad, y'know!

She's a hero to sane women everywhere, which is why Scotland Yard like to give her a hard time instead of like, sorting out London's knife crime problem or tracking down the knobs who like to use stolen scooters to mug tourists of their valuables or whatever. TERF Island ain't all good, either.

 

[cocko]

Troon claims to have been belittled by their Feminine Facialization surgeon.
On one hand, probably, they're just lying for attention/sympathy.
On the other hand how well people pass after the procedure is going to either make or break this surgeon's business, if someone isn't putting in the effort elsewhere to "pass" then it's not a very good advertisement for his business model.
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Edit: Just looked through this person's pictures on their Twitter, maybe the surgeon had a point.

Dear god.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I can think of one woman I know irl who would wear shit like that, but she also does OF, strips and is very clearly coping and seething about her poor life choices on a daily basis.

I do not know a single normal, mentally balanced woman who would wear such a shirt; it'd be like a guy wearing a shirt that says 'RAPIST'. Try and claim irony all you want, it's still a bad look.

New tranny shirt just dropped:

RAPIST SLUT

 

[gampboonerisms]

This just begged the question in my mind, if a pooner has phalloplasty surgery on finance, are they "penis" owners or "penis" renters until they pay the balance??

Hi, you missed a payment.

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

They both have unfortunate genetics. He's also clearly porn sick. This guy works at a nuclear power plant? Good god.
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This True and Honest Ogre is most likely a janitor or maintenance man. I would imagine they'd mention it if they were anything more. They're probably "respecting" his pronouns because they're fucking terrified. I know I'd be on edge around this monstrosity... being a big motherfucker doesn't make you a scary monster by default, but when you're that big and clearly mentally unwell? Yeah... tread carefully.

And yeah that hand comparison with his chromosomally advantaged wife is incredible. I highly recommend anyone who hasn't seen it scroll back a page or 2 and check it out.

 

[Amin Yasister]

This True and Honest Ogre is most likely a janitor or maintenance man. I would imagine they'd mention it if they were anything more. They're probably "respecting" his pronouns because they're fucking terrified. I know I'd be on edge around this monstrosity... being a big motherfucker doesn't make you a scary monster by default, but when you're that big and clearly mentally unwell? Yeah... tread carefully.

And yeah that hand comparison with his chromosomally advantaged wife is incredible. I highly recommend anyone who hasn't seen it scroll back a page or 2 and check it out.

I'm sure everyone at the power plant asks him for his pronouns. Are they Liar/Liar?

 

[Procopius]

Man, I'd hate to be in the penis repo department.

I guess they could run neophallus loans like the new luxury cars, the ones where you own the car and you own its installed seat-warmer, but unless you pay a subscription fee you can't run the seat-warmer.

The problem is that most neophalli don't actually do anything--you're lucky if they can pee adequately. The only feature you could potentially lock out would be putting a metal cage around the "scrotum" so they can't activate the implanted erectile prosthesis until they're caught up on payments.

Treat it as a 21st century version of the dead parrot sketch. You just have to play Michael Palin to the pooner's John Cleese. "It's not dead, it's resting. Beautiful plumage. Pining for the fjords." and so on.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Saw this lovely lass u/babeliciousness selfie spamming r/witchesvspatriarchy and thought I'd share with the class.


He posts a lot about going on hot dates with men and no one believing he's 61 years old.


Condition your fucking hair, bro.

And brags about his G cup jugs.


Hey we finally found Foodie Beauty's sped husband's first wife!



That happened.

"Gender euphoria." Just say you jerked off in the middle of the day.

Feeling cute.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Like many psychopaths, Dr. Troon MD is dripping with dupers delight.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Troon claims to have been belittled by their Feminine Facialization surgeon.

If true, this is the funniest shit on the planet. Troons hate gatekeepers (anyone saying no) so much.

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Dear god.

Something tells me he's a sex pest or building up to be one.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

If true, this is the funniest shit on the planet. Troons hate gatekeepers (anyone saying no) so much.

A t&h women wouldn’t go out with beard stubble even at the incredibly early time of 8AM, which is when most people are at work…
Kek.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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OK but did you check out those cheapest deals or not??