Now that I think about it. Cocaine. Hookers. Wife swapping. Screwing the nanny. Rampant alcoholism. Cops busting down the doors and arresting you for this. All of this recording on the internet for all to know.
Good luck with Nick or Kayla ever being able to tell their kids what they should or should not do, or what they can or cannot have.
They have no moral standing to enforce on their kids.
Mom & Dad are junkies. Dad is a cuckhold. Mom's a whore.
Those kids will lose every "I've fucked your Mom & so did the principal & the football team" argument on the playground.