💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

I give Drexel credit for turning invisible when the eye of the Farms focused on him.

Hell, I'll go one better. I'll give Drexel credit for expressing a strong anti-drug stance, and apparently sticking by it. He hasn't said thing one in defense of Nick. At least not publicly. I'm actually surprised.

Say what you want about Drexel's principles, but I guess he has them, he's honest about them, and he stands by them.

You can't say that about Nick.

My avatar is an AI generated Judge Cat wearing a powdered wig enthusiastically ruling on a case. Not a catboy. Not a reference to any anime. I tried making a Cat Getter Robo but it kept coming out shitty. So the cat stays. Plus he looks so happy punishing wrongdoers.

I'm down to 50% anime. I keep this avatar in tribute of Claire and call it "The End of Weebwars." It's very fitting given my history on the site.

My plan is if he goes to prison, I'll switch it out for his intake photo. Then I'll be anime free. Fingers crossed.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well hopefully the guy gets paid in advanced or has a huge retainer. Guy has to know he has a loosing case going in to this. We may even seen where he withdraws.

He's a defense attorney. Nobody is keeping a win vs losses score on him. He gets paid either way. He has a wealthy client with attachable assets who digs himself constantly deeper. Every time Nick opens his mouth he pays for another semester of his lawyers kids college fund. Or a new Porsche. His lawyers not going to withdraw until the checks start bouncing.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick is back on the offensive today. Denying he gave his daughter coke.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804988048708632834

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YuYvw

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Lol, lmao.

Remember kiwis, with great templates comes great responsibility. (I give it 30 minutes until someone turns the shirt into an orange prison jumper and invokes mutt's law.)

Spoiler: With thanks to my totally legit photoshop copy.

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Nice! I used AI to reconstruct the shirt, if someone wants to do an edit with a smaller err... object

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Lol, lmao.

Remember kiwis, with great templates comes great responsibility. (I give it 30 minutes until someone turns the shirt into an orange prison jumper and invokes mutt's law.)

Spoiler: With thanks to my totally legit photoshop copy.

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FUCK i didn't know what that was. That's so fucking vile why would nick post this for the internet to see?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I give Drexel credit for turning invisible when the eye of the Farms focused on him.

Hell, I'll go one better. I'll give Drexel credit for expressing a strong anti-drug stance, and apparently sticking by it. He hasn't said thing one in defense of Nick. At least not publicly. I'm actually surprised.

Say what you want about Drexel's principles, but I guess he has them, he's honest about them, and he stands by them.

You can't say that about Nick.

Spoiler: Why Drexel's thread is the best one

It's not just what all is said there, it was the experience of me reading it all for the first time. So way back in 2020-2021, I liked him as his views seemed to align with mine at the time, and he struck me as someone who knew what he was talking about when it came to dating, and I thought "yeah, he probably gets laid by married women and stuff all the time."

Fast forward much later and I find that he has a thread, and every single thing I thought I knew about him was dis-proven in the funniest way possible.

One page, "Oh, so he can only get really disgusting old fat women." Laughing fit on my end.
Another page, "Oh, he's one of those guys that takes creep shots of women instead of talking to them." Laughs again.
Later, "He's a troon chaser too?!" LMFAO
Another page, "Baby mama reveal, and she's really disgusting." More laughing.
"What could possibly be next?" *next page* "Oh okay, he likes midgets too." LMFAO

One of the best thread reading experiences ever.

I'm down to 50% anime. I keep this avatar in tribute of Claire and call it "The End of Weebwars." It's very fitting given my history on the site.

My plan is if he goes to prison, I'll switch it out for his intake photo. Then I'll be anime free. Fingers crossed.

I only like two animes, and they're both long done, so I know nothing about the one depicted in your pfp unfortunately, but every single time I see your pfp, I always imagine Kip Dynamite looking at Nick's ass bottle. I have no idea why, I just do.

His lawyers not going to withdraw until the checks start bouncing.

I'm no lawyer, but I have seen actual practicing lawyers on YT (who just use YT as commercials for their firm) say that when your attorney withdraws, it's often harder to get a second one because the second lawyer will wonder why the previous one pulled out, and may want to get that information from you.

So if Nick's lawyer pulls out, he's probably fucked in terms of getting another one, at least one that's good and not going to try and take you to the cleaners.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Officially coining the term "Rekieta syndrome" for a thread that has about 20ish pages of bloat for every one interesting thing.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Lol, lmao.

Remember kiwis, with great templates comes great responsibility. (I give it 30 minutes until someone turns the shirt into an orange prison jumper and invokes mutt's law.)

Spoiler: With thanks to my totally legit photoshop copy.

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I feel dirty, why am I did this? Is it worth it for the memes?

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Gorbus]

I think he's referring to the segment in the last Kino Casino where Flash said that "somebody who knows what's going on" told him that the kids are with the grandparents.
As I didn't saw any archive of the clip yet (sorry if I missed it), I'm creating a local archive:
Flash says kids are with grandparents.mp4
Kino Casino (June 21, 2024) @ 1:25:50

Thanks very much for doing this, apologies I didn't do it for my initial post.

 

[parsnip]

I would bet any amount of money the hair follicle test was positive, which is why he won't release the results to the CPS, and he's been doing urine tests since then which may be clean if he's stopped using. It only takes like 3-4 days to piss clean from cocaine. A lot of users who have to be tested regularly with urine just figure out how to time their use so they don't get caught.
If he wanted to prove he wasn't doing any of the cocaine found in his house he should show the hair test. The urine tests since then don't mean much.

 

[dustnight]

"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"

 

[RodgerDodger]

I'm no lawyer, but I have seen actual practicing lawyers on YT (who just use YT as commercials for their firm) say that when your attorney withdraws, it's often harder to get a second one because the second lawyer will wonder why the previous one pulled out, and may want to get that information from you.

The most common reason for a Criminal Defense Attorney to request to withdraw is due to credibke threats of violence from their idiot client or clients family.

Granted this is probably a non issue as I can't see any threats of violence from Baldo being credible.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick is back on the offensive today. Denying he gave his daughter coke.
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804988048708632834

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YuYvw

Wonder how many of these will get printed out and brought in to court on a big posterboard for a jury to see.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

tomorrow the body cam will be released stay strong balldobros /cope

the last two weeks have been brutal, going from the memorial day arrest hot takes to radio silence besides the drug test results has caused this thread to be spinning its wheels. At this point i'm sure we ain't getting shit.

 

[zimzam88]

Nick is back on the offensive today. Denying he gave his daughter coke.
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804988048708632834

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YuYvw

Ah but he didn't deny it, he only claimed that firePA498 is stupid. Probably because firePA498 doesn't understand that balldos many hours of WebMD research may have concluded that would be beneficial to feed his child cocaine.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick is back on the offensive today. Denying he gave his daughter coke.
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804988048708632834

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YuYvw

Does Nick have access to the report showing which metabolites were detected?

Thats the only way he gets out of it, and theres absolutely no reason not to show those receipts immediately.

So I’m calling bullshit. That, or Nick is tremendously stupid enough to let his name get dragged through the mud before exonerating himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick’s gay-ass habit of setting up a straw man and then saying “I guess…” makes the most punchable face on the internet even more so.

This is his go-to Backpfeifengesicht for when he lies that way.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nick’s gay-ass habit of setting up a straw man and then saying “I guess…” makes the most punchable face on the internet even more so.

This is his go-to Backpfeifengesicht for when he lies that way.
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I haven't been in here in a bit. Did Nick actually get his ass kicked or did the coke fuck with the structural integrity of his nose? Mine's crooked like that because it's been broken twice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is his go-to Backpfeifengesicht for when he lies that way.
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Not to jerk my own peter, but this is one of my favorite unedited originals of all time. His faggot face is really the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Lubby Smith]

His kids and reputation gone, this is all Balldoman has left.