💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Where I live, it's not unusual for a household to have like a grandma and a bunch of grandkids, where the oldest grandkid is the primary income earner. Grandma is the daycare provider/works part time in retail.

And both parents are pill heads.

Yeah, absolutely. I've seen a lot of that as well. It's really unfortunate. Sometimes it's like.... well it's somewhat Grandma's fault for raising her kids so poorly that she ended up having to raise the grandkids as well. But sometimes their kids just end up fucked up even though they were given a decent childhood and opportunities in life. The latter would seem to be the case for Nick and Kayla.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That can be easily remedied.
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Somehow... Aaron returned.

That got a laugh out of me.

IT WAS AARON ALL ALONG.

I would actually put Disney's terrible Star Wars writing above Nick Rekieta's current streams. At the very least I could laugh and cringe along with how bad current Star Wars is. Nick, I can't even sit through more than a few minutes without wanting to leave my house and go do something else. It's so bad, and I'm seriously impressed with those here that watch along through the whole thing to pick it apart.

 

[Truly Rural]

Since he has it in his head right now to fight the criminal charges, he can't by necessity comply with CPS demands.

This is retarded and I don't know what he hopes to prove. Also, again, I hope Kayla is 100% with him on that. It surely would suck if her intent and priorities are different from Nick's regarding kids.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

To make it more clear: Robert/Bob (Nick's dad) testified at the hearing.

Man I've never thought about it but Nick's dad also being named Robert/bob tickles me.
Maybe the Sonichu medallion choses its host like a dark Millennium Item or something. He'll never be an Internet Lumberjack but they share a dimensionally merged soul. Can the medallion just be given to any random person and destroy them or do they have to share specific traits with Chris?

The plot thickens.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Lowtax paid a tranny hooker to shit on a glass table while he jerked off underneath on his final months.

I remember reading about this in the Something Awful thread. At some point in their fucked-up journey, do suicidal hedonistic fetishists like Lowtax just conjure up the most disgusting, nihilistic, and perverted thing they can imagine and say to themselves, There, finished. I can die now?

I'm trying to figure out what people like Lowtax and Liz Fong-Jones who do this bizarrely decadent BDSM shit are trying to experience or express. Is it a middle finger to God? An absurdist performative art piece? Plain old drug-fueled depravity?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, man.

 

[sum ting wong]

VIDEO REQUEST: I would probably piss my pants with mirth if someone made a supercut of the times Nick has sassily popped a single Dorito or cracker into his mouth. The most memorable is when he was boasting about how Rumble wanted him to come to Miami to “figure out” his contract renewal and he made some dumb comment about “Kiwi fags.”

Honestly I’d love just having that one clip repeated several times in one file. I’m planning a cringe tolerance competition and it would be the final boss.

I think this is the clip you're talking about, although I think it starts after the talk about the Rumble contract

0:12

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I hate to say it because I didn't believe it before but this wall eyed faggot moving to Thailand is sounding fucking sus now.

No shit. A lot of the white men who go to Thailand are there for two things - cheap drugs and cheap pussy.
Same goes for the Philippines.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Sure. Maybe he and Barnes have come up with a cunning plan that nobody could ever imagine that is going to give Nick total victory. But they really don't seem like cunning plan kind of people.

I bet Ty Beard would answer the call.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Since nobody bothered to do it yet, I made a thing.

Gentleman. "The Downfall". Final moments inside the Balldo Bunker.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2301529/rekieta

the freaking null part got me good.

 

[JustStopDude]

Yeah, absolutely. I've seen a lot of that as well. It's really unfortunate. Sometimes it's like.... well it's somewhat Grandma's fault for raising her kids so poorly that she ended up having to raise the grandkids as well. But sometimes their kids just end up fucked up even though they were given a decent childhood and opportunities in life. The latter would seem to be the case for Nick and Kayla.

Purdue pharmaceuticals. Oxytocin wiped out an entire generation. It still blows my mind we didn't have public executions of that family and the corporate leaders of that compqny.

I really think that people forget that those pills were being given out for fucking everything.

 

[Strix454]

I'm trying to figure out what people like Lowtax and Liz Fong-Jones who do this bizarrely decadent BDSM shit are trying to experience or express. Is it a middle finger to God? An absurdist performative art piece? Plain old drug-fueled depravity?

My theory is that its an attempt to re-create the rush of an earlier or first "transgressive" sexual experience. They are similar to drug addicts in that they develop a tolerance to whatever gives them sexual arousal/excitement or a sexual rush. The only way to overcome that tolerance is go deeper and more decadent.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

I really think that people forget that those pills were being given out for fucking everything.

Yeah, that's true. I think they still do that to a slightly lesser degree.

I've been offered painkillers several times in the last decade. Went to the hospital to get checked out after dropping something heavy on my foot. Didn't turn out to be anything serious but I was offered pain killers (can't recall which type). Get some dental work done, offered vicodin to deal with the pain afterwards. Calf strain a few months ago? Well better prescribe me a muscle relaxer.

I didn't need, nor did I take those medicines in any of these situations, but it's insane how often a doctor will *still* try to prescribe addictive painkillers when the pain you'd be dealing with would be so minor without them. In all of these cases a few Tylenol and a couple days is all I needed.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I think this is the clip you're talking about, although I think it starts after the talk about the Rumble contract

5487700-af4c146206b197b5e260f350d3573f08.mp4

Sorry stalker judge child, sometimes life doesn't go as you hoped, you'll never imprison the Balldo, enjoy pussy liquor in prison.

 

[Mushroom King]

VIDEO REQUEST: I would probably piss my pants with mirth if someone made a supercut of the times Nick has sassily popped a single Dorito or cracker into his mouth. The most memorable is when he was boasting about how Rumble wanted him to come to Miami to “figure out” his contract renewal and he made some dumb comment about “Kiwi fags.”

Honestly I’d love just having that one clip repeated several times in one file. I’m planning a cringe tolerance competition and it would be the final boss.

Send me links of the videos with timestamps or clips of the sassy snacking and I'll do a short meme about it. I hate watching Rekieta.

 

[AltisticRight]

EVS will say he should have been figuring out the correct cocaine dosage for her ADHD.

She should have figured it out, there's the Internet and science classes, right?

 

[Not Who You Think]

When the “qouver” was together Aaron mentioned going out to dinner with all the kids, April, Kayla and Nick’s dad (I can’t recall if he mentioned the mom). This was on his show with the Keanu chick after the CPS leak.

Here's the clip.

Family Dinner: The Gang's All Here

Aaron shares a story wherein he pays for dinner as a "thank you" to Robert Rekieta for watching the kids for the week so Nick and Kayla could do "whatever they wanted."

Whatever they were doing, Aaron apparently felt indebted enough to pay for the babysitting by proxy. It was the last day Aaron was with everyone (when Nick started asking uncomfortable sex questions).

Kayla's parents, Nick's parent's, the Rekieta children, and of course Nick, Kayla, Aaron, and April were there. When the bill came, Nick just handed it to his dad but Aaron intercepted and paid as a thank you for looking after the kids.

1:28

Since nobody bothered to do it yet, I made a thing.

Gentleman. "The Downfall". Final moments inside the Balldo Bunker.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2301529/rekieta

Excellent work!

Archive: (not the best quality, but I wanted to try and save it here)

3:56

 

[mindlessobserver]

Here's the clip.

Family Dinner: The Gang's All Here

Aaron shares a story wherein he pays for dinner as a "thank you" to Robert Rekieta for watching the kids for the week so Nick and Kayla could do "whatever they wanted."

Whatever they were doing, Aaron apparently felt indebted enough to pay for the babysitting by proxy. It was the last day Aaron was with everyone (when Nick started asking uncomfortable sex questions).

Kayla's parents, Nick's parent's, the Rekieta children, and of course Nick, Kayla, Aaron, and April were there. When the bill came, Nick just handed it to his dad but Aaron intercepted and paid as a thank you for looking after the kids.

2024-06-19 Dinner With Family (everyone's here) - Trim (2).mp4



Excellent work!

Archive: (not the best quality, but I wanted to try and save it here)

BalldoFall (mindlessobserver).mp4

Thanks, I struggled to find some way to locally save it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Where I live, it's not unusual for a household to have like a grandma and a bunch of grandkids, where the oldest grandkid is the primary income earner. Grandma is the daycare provider/works part time in retail.

And both parents are pill heads.

I think the worst one I have heard of comes from my mom's friend. To make a long story short, both parents lost custody of their child, the father's mother gets sole custody and everything is fine until the mother of the child comes back eight years later to fight for custody of the child.
You couldn't be fucked to raise the child for eight years and now you want custody of your own child?

 

[Strix454]

Family Dinner: The Gang's All Here

Does anyone have a guess when the "whatever they wanted" week in question would have been?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I don't think there's anyone on this website that would disagree with the statement: "CPS needs across the board reform."

But I have my doubts it ever seriously will. This is because any ground-level, organic movement to change CPS started by good-hearted people who are tired of seeing headlines like "child gets awarded back to druggie parent, gets sold for sex and murdered" is going to have retard trailer trash parents whose children were taken away from them for very good reason riding their coattails. These are the low-IQ degenerates that will neglect and abuse the fuck out of their kids, then whine and cry about how much they "love they keedz" and "muh ebil gubbament" when CPS finally takes them away. Rackets seems to fall into this category even though he doesn't really want his kids back.

Any anti-CPS or CPS reform social media pages and groups are chock full of Crystal Methany's upset CPS took Fatherless Baby #5 away so they lost their EBT money. For example, Susan Schofield herself was in attendance at several different anti-CPS gatherings when she had neither child and is now currently trying to use her zombie daughter Jani as a political tool against them. It will be hard to get taken seriously if that's who you are standing beside. Yes, CPS does take children they shouldn't from time to time, but that's rare; the problem usually is that they didn't take the kids quick enough. Also, keep in mind that CPS doesn't make the news for doing its job...only if it fails. Good foster parents don't make the news for being good foster parents.

TLDR "muh evil CPS" is real but in the current situation it is total cope.