US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

looks like my state just legalized marijuana

 

[repentance]

Still can't believe the guy who is denounced by half of his own side is still fucking wining this.

It's fucking hilarious.

 

[Ruin]

I wonder is Hillary is regretting calling Sanders voters basement dwelling losers.

 

[sysctl --system]

California will have 1% Bernie Sanders, guarantee it.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

How long until recounts are demanded?

around 11 or 11:30

 

[Bob's Fries]

Google's saying Clinton's starting to catch up with 168 to 131.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

This nigga is actually gonna do it, isn't he? Looks I might owe @Null, and @Internet War Criminal an apology for doubting the meme magic.

 

[Loxiozzz]

I think what I need to settle my nerves here is some twitter salt focused on nuclear annihilation.

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What a bunch of faggots. This explains the DNC's lack of appeal. Right here. Nobody likes faggots. Less than nobody likes faggots preaching to them.

They know sending off a nuke isn't as simple as they make it sound, right?
...that Majora's Mask moon almost gave me a heart attack die null

 

[clowney]

How long until recounts are demanded?

Sooner by the second.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Google's saying Clinton's starting to catch up with 168 to 131.

California polls are about to close in 10 minutes too.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Nvm. Google's now saying Trump's got 191 to Hillary's 131.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Just called my mom excited over Ohio going for Trump, came back to the Tv to see NC for Trump!!

EAT YOUR HEART SILVER!

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Trump won Florida.

I think at this point we don't need to care about who's winning what anymore. We all know how this is going. Enjoy four years of Trump.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

I wonder is Hillary is regretting calling Sanders voters basement dwelling losers.

I don't think she's that self aware.

 

[Tranhuviya]

197 to 131. HOLY SHIT IT'S OVER.

 

[muina]

 

[GZ 004]

The SJWs are hashtagging their snowflake fingers off, I didn't think i'd get this much entertainment from an election.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Trump won Florida.

I think at this point we don't need to care about who's winning what anymore. We all know how this is going. Enjoy four years of Trump.

NULL WAS RIGHT.

 

[Ruin]

Won't the betacucks in CA basically make it a tie again?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Just called my mom excited over Ohio going for Trump, came back to the Tv to see NC for Trump!!

EAT YOUR HEART SILVER!

Everyone laughed and rated you autistic but now you are proven right