US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[glass_houses]

Fair enough, edited accordingly.



Funny you should ask:

FBI = Trump = Gamergate seems to be the new meme going through the usual suspects right now.

Fucking baffling.

Because the future of the third most populated country, with 320 000 000 people and the largest GDP on the planet earth, completely depends on computer games. Stupid "-"st shitlord.

 

[JU 199]

It actually is like brexit again. The rural and former industrial zones have taken their revenge against the cities.

 

[DuskEngine]

I know it's a broken record, but please don't call these fools progressives. Half the reason we invented the term SJW and Regressive Left was because these morons are the farthest thing from progressives you'll find this side of biblical literalists.

You are talking to someone who thinks videogames are a meaningful area of political and cultural struggle.

Asian stock market is not happy.

https://www.theguardian.com/busines...-presidential-election-heads-for-tense-climax

I was just speaking to someone from my bank about this last night and they're projected to bounce back fairly quickly even in the event of a Trump victory. The Fed rate hike in December is a more lasting concern.

 

[clowney]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRkb6M-wWZY

You know that if Obama isn't drinking right now he wishes he was.

 

[HG 400]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRkb6M-wWZY

The obamas have to host him for a victory dinner at the white house now it's tradition.

AWKWAAAARD lmao

 

[DuskEngine]

You know that if Obama isn't drinking right now he wishes he was.

I will bet money that he is going to take up smoking again after this.

 

[Ruin]

Obama being a worthless racebaiting asshole for eight years set the stage for this. He fucked Clinton right in the pussy yet again.

 

[Bork Laser]

NC looks like its going Trump. 48 to Clintons 46. Wisconsin, the biggest surpise for right now has trump at 49 to 45.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Apparently, the Mayans were four years off...

 

[Absolutego]

You are talking to someone who thinks videogames are a meaningful area of political and cultural struggle.

Giving Jaimas credit, I think it's less that vidya is an important part of politics than they reflect an already existing philosophical divide between many Americans.
GamerGate really did give us special access to some of the most ridiculous left-wing lolcows on "new media" and seeing Clinton's campaign support those people is both hilarious and indicative of why her target base is a strategic mistake.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I think what I need to settle my nerves here is some twitter salt focused on nuclear annihilation.

What a bunch of faggots. This explains the DNC's lack of appeal. Right here. Nobody likes faggots. Less than nobody likes faggots preaching to them.

 

[repentance]

Obama being a worthless racebaiting asshole for eight years set the stage for this. He fucked Clinton right in the pussy yet again.

Yeah but I'm not sure it wasn't intentional.

And Jesus wept. A whole heap of shitty people have had the nuclear launch codes and not blown up the planet. What are these idiots blathering about?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

All rise for the new national anthem.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Still can't believe the guy who is denounced by half of his own side is still fucking wining this.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

The obamas have to host him for a victory dinner at the white house now it's tradition.

AWKWAAAARD lmao

On the list of things I fantasize about happening after a Trump victory the Clintons and Obamas fleeing the country sometime tomorrow is near the top.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I think what I need to settle my nerves here is some twitter salt focused on nuclear annihilation.

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What a bunch of faggots. This explains the DNC's lack of appeal. Right here. Nobody likes faggots. Less than nobody likes faggots preaching to them.

Remember, these guys demanded that Sanders' crowd vote for them after months of spitting and shitting on them.

Looks like it's coming back to bite them.

 

[Here to Lurk]

Do third parties normally get this much votes?

 

[clowney]

Still can't believe the guy who is denounced by half of his own side is still fucking wining this.

Welcome to America, Where even Wonderland make more sense then us.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

How long until recounts are demanded?

 

[The Great Chandler]

I knew it in the back of my head Trump will win, but reluctantly.