US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Mark Corrigan]

You wanted salt users of kiwifarms? Here is but the first drops in a geyser to be uncorked . . .

It's not salt when we do it!

 

[DuskEngine]

Mexican Peso crashing. Sorry, ADF, looks like your foreign currency investments won't pay off.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...ates-before-make-or-break-presidential-ballot

 

[Very Honest Content]

It's not salt when we do it!

Oh. Well.

In that case;

Why do you hate America?

 

[Lurkette]

how am i suppose to keep track of my glorious P/N/Neg ratio when the fucking moon is in the way

 

[Xerxes IX]

The only thing I'm hoping for now is someone REEEEING over the election results getting halal'd

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

The only thing I'm hoping for now is someone REEEEING over the election results getting halal'd

Just halal all of kiwi farms.

 

[Donald Duck]

which candidate do you think is more likely to publicly execute chris

Trump will do it publicly. Hillary will do it in secret and then Wikileaks will make it public.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

The U.S. Election 2016 or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

 

[IwegalBadnik]

The final hours of the election are always the most fun.

Oh, how I'd love to see a concession speech out of Clinton.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He got lucky. But hopefully his seemingly infinite supply of luck will run out someday.

Besides I don't need interesting things to happen, I just want Chris in jail, forced to behave like a man, his hair shaved to a bobcut and forced to wear a jumpsuit, pushed to the brink of despair, crying his eyes out every single day. It will be like Christmas.

Actually he'd probably like it - jail would force him to a rigid time schedule and actually just remove a lot of choices he has to make in the real world. As well as exposure to far too many stimulants like free money, credit cards, and the internet. He'd probably only end up in a low-security lockup anyway so while the criminal element among inmates against him would be present, in truth they'd probably just get bored of him because without the means to pretend he's female, Chris only comes across as a really fucking stupid and delusional person. In a sense, it would just be like MHS without the learning aspect, something that Chris generally has actually fantasized about (through his MHS 'replica' of LEGO) because he wants a return to that structure even if he can't comprehend it on a conscious level.

So really, trying to ween him like this has more chance of making Chris happier than more miserable, by giving him what he actually wants subconsciously.

 

[Mage Of The Patriarchy]

Concession speeches are such a pure form of hilarity. They're always pathetic.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Mexican Peso crashing. Sorry, ADF, looks like your foreign currency investments won't pay off.

He bought Kuwaiti dollars (or whatever the fuck they call their money)

Also seriously Eric Trump? He tweeting a picture from inside the voting booth, which is illegal.

 

[Skeletor]

Trump's NV lawsuit got denied. Not sure what plan C is if working the refs doesn't work.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Actually he'd probably like it - jail would force him to a rigid time schedule and actually just remove a lot of choices he has to make in the real world. As well as exposure to far too many stimulants like free money, credit cards, and the internet. He'd probably only end up in a low-security lockup anyway so while the criminal element among inmates against him would be present, in truth they'd probably just get bored of him because without the means to pretend he's female, Chris only comes across as a really fucking stupid and delusional person. In a sense, it would just be like MHS without the learning aspect, something that Chris generally has actually fantasized about (through his MHS 'replica' of LEGO) because he wants a return to that structure even if he can't comprehend it on a conscious level.

So really, trying to ween him like this has more chance of making Chris happier than more miserable, by giving him what he actually wants subconsciously.

I don't think Chris would like prison, even on a subconscious level, but it would ultimately be good for him.

 

[Lurkette]

 

[A Skeleton]

I'm only voting so I can vote yes on my state legalizing weed

beyond that I'm probably just going to write in nonsense shit for everything

 

[LoneCasshew]

I sent in my absentee ballot last week. I voted for Jill Stein. Here's hoping she gets 5% of the popular vote.

 

[dunbrine47]

how am i suppose to keep track of my glorious P/N/Neg ratio when the fucking moon is in the way

Yeah, now I have to open menus to see my shitty meme currency.

 

[TenaflyViper]

Is there really even a difference, regardless of who wins? Tumblr is acting like LGBT are going to be stripped of all of their rights if Trump wins, even though the President can't make that decision (it would be up to the Supreme Court to overturn their own rulings, which is doubtful. Those rulings were made because the denial of those rights was deemed unconstitutional). Do they really believe anyone would let Trump build a stupid fucking wall? And if Hillary wins, what is she even going to do? Abolish a "wage gap" (and other "problems" not actually experienced by privileged women in a privileged nation) that doesn't actually exist?

People are making a big deal out of the same old shit. The smell hasn't changed.