Church of Genesis II and Friends - The People Who Think Bleach Is A Cure All

[Krieger]

Don't you just love it when people get easily manipulated by fear?

While this thread exposes some fucked up shit, after 14 pages of reading I still don't understand why they named themselves as "church". They have no guidelines, except for how to poison and give yourself and everyone who's dependent of you chemical burns.
And why is it a sequel?

For the same reason Scientology can. If you're going to convince people do drink something the human body spent millions of years telling us not to, might as well bring religion and aliens into it. And get tax exemptions!

 

[Trombonista]

You'd think a miracle solution would have almost no side effects.

 

[ICametoLurk]

You'd think a miracle solution would have almost no side effects.

It does have no side effects, what happens is supposed to happen.

 

[AA 102]

You'd think a miracle solution would have almost no side effects.

Hey, all of the nausea, intestinal bleeding, vomiting, dizziness, shortness of breath, headaches, and blurred vision means that it's expelling toxins out of your body.

 

[ICametoLurk]

http://healthwyze.org/reports/460-t...g-and-jim-humble-about-whether-mms-is-a-fraud
They got into an email battle with Jim.


http://sacredvalleytribe.com/articles/alternative-medicine/mms-protocol/

Please note that MMS doesn’t cure anything, but rather it reduces the toxic load which helps our body to heal itself.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Fucking hell... You'd have to be autistic to believe this shit.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Fucking hell... You'd have to be autistic to believe this shit.

Luckily the Bleach will surely cure said Autism.

 

[Scrotus]

The "testimonials" for the butt bleach are insane, but this one from "Luke" hit me right in the feels.

Excuse muh mobile screenshots.

Spoiler: Poor Luke.

 

[FramerGirl420]

The "testimonials" for the butt bleach are insane, but this one from "Luke" hit me right in the feels.

Excuse muh mobile screenshots.

Spoiler: Poor Luke.

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LOL "guise drinking bleach isn't improving my condition. Is it because I'm not drinking it at the right time of day? It's because I'm not drinking it at the right time of day, isn't it?"
Dumbass.

 

[Scrotus]

LOL "guise drinking bleach isn't improving my condition. Is it because I'm not drinking it at the right time of day? It's because I'm not drinking it at the right time of day, isn't it?"
Dumbass.

I heard that if you drink bleach after 6pm, it goes straight to your ropeworms.

 

[King_Scrotus]

I heard that if you drink bleach after 6pm, it goes straight to your ropeworms.

Everyone knows that bleach is tied intrinsically to your circadian rhythm, sure, some 'doctors' say that it burns you, but in reality, that only happens if your chakra is out of focus and you consume it at exactly 3:42pm.

 

[Scrotus]

Everyone knows that bleach is tied intrinsically to your circadian rhythm, sure, some 'doctors' say that it burns you, but in reality, that only happens if your chakra is out of focus and you consume it at exactly 3"42pm.

I didn't realize that I was the lesser Scrotus

Eta: My liege, it has come to my attention that four drops of industrial bleach mixed with capri sun, will in fact reset the circadian rhythm. In order to correct the chakra, we've received a delegation containing black salve, which I must insist be placed directly on the scrotum for maximum healing.

 

[King_Scrotus]

I didn't realize that I was the lesser Scrotus

The hierarchy of the scrotes is quite fickle. None of us get to choose our lots in life.

 

[ICametoLurk]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/7-children-removed-from-home-over-mineral-108675921907.html

She talks about how good Jim Humble and this Church is in Spain during 2015.

Found from https://twitter.com/mmsdefense

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Bump!

You know that Worm Whisperer woman who tried to de-autistify her son with bleach enemas and how she pulled out 90 kilos of his guts from his shite or something? Well. I've found her powerword and her Facebook profile. She is a full on conspiracow and can be found arguing the toss about how Barron Trump must have been vaccine injured.


Robin (Sexton) Goffe

https://www.facebook.com/robin.s.goffe
https://www.facebook.com/robin.s.goffe
Evidence this is her (about halfway down): https://skepticwilderness.wordpress...utismautism-haters-find-them-all-here-in-the/

Think she's worthy of a thread on her own? I do. She still exploits her autistic and learning disabled son, just so you know.

 

[creamyfanta]

Call CPS?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Call CPS?

Funny you should mention that, a big part of their forum is advice on how to evade CPS.

 

[creamyfanta]

Funny you should mention that, a big part of their forum is advice on how to evade CPS.

Truf.

These motherfuckers...
I remember one time when I was like five I was thinking, "yknow, bleach kills disease outside the body, so why couldn't it inside the body?"

And then I quickly remembered that it would totally fuck up your insides and just kill everything, kinda like chemo but more retarded and way less effective.

And I was five.
Ignorance, stupidity, and desperation are a hell of a drug.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Well now, I decided to join a closed MMS group on Facebook so I could expose their bleachy horror to the sunlight of the internets. And I think I've found another cow, in the form of Carlos Galindo Navarrete, an engineer and HR professional who now has his own business selling pool bleach to the credulous to ram up their arses. He admins this group and says that if it doesn't work, it's because you're doing it wrong.

My Spanish is extremely wonksome but I'm pretty sure he's a conspiracow as well. He has loads of anti-Zionist anti-Illuminati anti-NWO pages all over his feed.

Here's some horror for ya:

Yeah. Not taking the full course of antibiotics is how MRSA spreads. It's called evolution.

Living water? You mean water that's crawling with pathogens and unfit to drink?

The other admin, a she-hippie named Taylore, thinks that the entire medical profession is false:

I'm now going to dive into the comments which looks highly autismal. Wish me luck!

 

[millais]

bleach enema wtf. next level anal bleaching