💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[owed to joy]

If lil' Balldo somehow stumbles upon some sense & takes a plea and hypothetically we see:
1) Him accept responsibility
2) Apologize for his actions
3) Commit to court ordered drug screening, CPS supervision, parent workshops & ongoing treatment
4) Accept a felony or adhere in good faith to any and all conditions to prevent it

But then, online, he predictably proceeds to:
1) Insult the process & all jurists & investigators involved
2) Deny or deflect or undermine any wrongdoing
3) Continue to appear or become intoxicated regularly
4) Smugly imply that while he bent over in court, he's actually outsmarting everyone & it's all entirely strategic

What's the potential outcome to follow? Could they revoke the agreement? Does his pissant dregs of a dwindling fanbase stay, give up or grow?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Yeah, I think there's major misconceptions as to what ODD actually is and how it manifests in children. I'm no expert so I'm not going to try enunciating it either, but IIRC Nick self-diagnosed himself with ODD so it's particularly retarded.

Look here, listen: I ain’t no brain mechanic, but I think Nick suffers from what is called, being a fuckhead.

Seriously, though, I would think it would fall into some category of antisocial personality disorder.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

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He got the dog on camera for sympathy, but it looks like he's mercilessly choking it so hard its eyes are bulging out.

"Hi guys! See? The canine is still among the living! Am I not so quirky and relatable? Surely I'm not a Sonichu demon wearing this man's skin. Be at ease humans!"

 

[R00T]

There are thousands of people here who could testify to having seen his behavior for months on end. :-).

>day of the trial 1000 anonymous witnesses shuffle in to the court room to testify that yes, he appeared plastered.

Where are we all meeting up for lunch?

 

[Harm]

>day of the trial 1000 anonymous witnesses shuffle in to the court room to testify that yes, he appeared plastered.

Where are we all meeting up for lunch?

C'mon, you know exactly where we're meeting up for lunch.

 

[anionfarflung]

Nick isn't selling anything the DA wants. The first offered deal will be the Judges preferred program of staying straight and narrow for 24 months, doing the program etc.

... and a stipulation of no streaming during the probationary period? Imagine Nick's horror!

He got the dog on camera for sympathy, but it looks like he's mercilessly choking it so hard its eyes are bulging out.

Pugs just look like that. He wasn't strangling the thing.

I only remember "Girls" and "Boys" rooms from school,

We yanks do sometimes say "I need to go to the little boys' room," as adults as a quasi-euphemism, especially in mixed company.

I took it more as Nick was making fun of his lazy eye and insinuating (based on intuition, but possibly something Andrew confided to him?) that Andrew is bisexual.

 

[waffle]

If nick were smart he'd get a wrap on the mustang to change the color and drop the retarded vanity plate. Niga is gonna get pulled over every time they see him to see if he's zooted.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If nick were smart he'd get a wrap on the mustang

If Nick were smart, he'd wrap the Mustang around a tree, without a seatbelt, and no passengers, at 85 mph.

 

[Harm]

Pugs just look like that. He wasn't strangling the thing.

Yeah, just unfortunate hand placement on Lil Nicky's part.

We yanks

I have never, ever heard an American ever call themselves or another American a "yank."

 

[LurkTrawl]

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He got the dog on camera for sympathy, but it looks like he's mercilessly choking it so hard its eyes are bulging out.

Big "chimp holding a monkey moments before mosaic censorship kicks on" vibe

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I’m cracking up at EVS saying that the kids may have gotten the coke.
Nigga, they don’t got jobs. They don’t have income. These kids don’t even know where to get weed much less snow.
You’re telling me that a 16 year old kid has the money, time, and contacts to get an ounce of coke that just so happened to be hidden in his parents room the day that a jealous in-law manipulated a priest into calling the police.

 

[Sharpeteer]

>day of the trial 1000 anonymous witnesses shuffle in to the court room to testify that yes, he appeared plastered.

Where are we all meeting up for lunch?

C'mon, you know exactly where we're meeting up for lunch.

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The idea of Nick going into the courtroom, only to see this massive Kiwi crowd there to record and document every little thing they can would be the most hilarious part of this whole thing. And all that shit he says about us online? Worthless. All the stuff he says about the site, or John, would manifest to him trying to look away to avoid a confrontation. He'd know it's us too, because of all the "Please be patient I have autism" hats, all the real life anime waifus and AI creatures.

Such an idea is so ridiculous it makes me laugh.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Pugs just look like that. He wasn't strangling the thing.

No shit, hence the "looks like".

 

[LurkTrawl]

Nigga, they don’t got jobs. They don’t have income. These kids don’t even know where to get weed much less snow.
You’re telling me that a 16 year old kid has the money, time, and contacts to ge

They also don't go to public school so if they're the source of the coke that's way fucking worse.

 

[Lubby Smith]

I don't think he has any possibility of negotiating a plea deal where he gets rid of the felony.

If he can get the weight down to fifth degree possession (section 152.025) (up to 24.99 grams), then the court MUST defer adjudication on a finding of guilt.



That means the court doesn't actually enter the adjudication of guilt and puts him on probation for up to 5 years. If successful, the case gets dismissed.

There's no deferred adjudication available for 2nd degree possession (25-50 grams). The police weighed everything with packaging at 26.67 grams. 3 small baggies, 1 large corner cut baggie, and 1 black vial are going to get that number somewhere close to or under 25 grams.

He's almost guaranteed to do probation either way, but he has an excellent chance of avoiding becoming a convicted felon. Wouldn't surprise me if they offered the 5th degree plea without even knowing the lab results.

 

[anionfarflung]

I have never, ever heard an American ever call themselves or another American a "yank."

It's a sociolinguistic phenomenon called accommodation.
I picked up "yank" as the Limey term of endearment for us when I lived there, so I am nicely speaking to him in his own language.

It's really grating as a Southerner, admittedly, but less stinging than "yankee."

 

[datura_binge]

Yeah, just unfortunate hand placement on Lil Nicky's part.


I have never, ever heard an American ever call themselves or another American a "yank."

I've heard fellow southerners shit on our northern counterparts by calling them yankees, but it's definitely become a lot less common in my own lifetime. "yanks" though sounds very British.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's a sociolinguistic phenomenon called accommodation.

A kiwi of culture.

I used to seethe when Uruguayans, Argentines, and Paraguayans would call me a Yankee 'Yanqui'. Wrong, Yankees move to my state to try and ruin it.

 

[AltisticRight]

I was looking through old files and found an old Balldo folder, some gold inside.


Same energy.

Mostly agree, but large amounts of MSG can trigger seizures in rat studies due to increased blood brain permeability. The equivalent threshold for humans isn’t reasonably obtainable via normal foods, however additives can be an issue. While poorly understood if this is an issue with humans, it is advised by providers to limit MSG intake.

I've heard this before.
This? https://www.researchgate.net/publication/334031741_The_Toxic_Impact_of_Monosodium_Glutamate_in_Rats
Maybe look at what too much salt in a diet does to you if you think that's bad.

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The administration of monosodium glutamate at a dose of 30 mg/kg body weight was associated with development of excessive contents of low and middle molecular weight substances with reduced ability of kidneys to excrete toxic products.

30mg/kg, a typical guy weighs 70kg, so that's 2.1g.
They fed rats that much for 14 and 30 days, that's msg intake every single day for half a month or a full month.

The estimated average daily MSG intake per person in industrialized countries is 0.3– 1.0 g, but it depends on the MSG content in foods and an individuals’ taste preferences.

There are studies indicated that MSG intake at a dose of 3 g per day is dangerous to human health.

I weighed out 3g of MSG with a precision scale (yeah, the enclosed type), that's a lot. That's more than just a pinch which is what people use in typical cooking.
If you use that much MSG for meals every single day, you have an issue. The issue is you don't know how to cook properly and rely on something artificial to bring flavours. Skill issue. Learn how to cook.

Parmesan cheese, mushrooms and tomatoes are all very high in glutamate. Parmesan contains like 1.7g/100g, a risotto uses how much of that? Cured pork is high in MSG, so is ham. A pasta meatballs dish sounds like a killer combo, give me a break.
Stop worrying about this dumb shit and eat healthy.
Keep salt intake to below 4g a day and only use a pinch of MSG when cooking, a normal person should never exceed an average intake of MSG that's remotely above 1g. You must be eating greasy Chinese takeaway for every single meal to achieve such high levels. I would wager that even a diet of Asian takeaway slop shouldn't reach 3g of msg a day.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Maybe look at what too much salt in a diet does to you if you think that's bad.

"Australoid slant defends his ancestral land's seasoning of choice with salt whataboutism."

You're absolutely right that people need to stop making mountains of this gayshit. Just don't be retarded with food like Nick.