💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Procrastinhater]

There is a court appointed agent living with him. He has eyes on him 24/7.

He's um....he's busy with things
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Yeah I got a chuckle out of the Le Confused Redditor LARP.

I hope to God he was trolling.

 

[gang weeder]

Is Nick just going to kill himself when he loses the case against him? Seriously, I get vibes that he's just going to delay it as much as he can, live it up, then take a whole bottle of pills the night before the trial.

Nah narcissists don't kill themselves. He is going to go the Ralph route, do a plea deal then cope about how the government done did him wrong while talking about it as little as possible. The fallout from the arrest is probably the best milk that we're going to get. The only possible exception would be a divorce arc but Nick and Kayla would still keep that offline as much as possible. We kind of lucked out with Aaron as someone who was actually in Nick's house for months *and* was then willing to go online and dump every spicy detail. That probably won't happen again going forward.

Rekieta's grand return stream, while still cringe and unfunny, didn't show any of the classic cow behaviors that got us to this point. He appeared, if not totally sober, close enough to it. No incoherent rambling, didn't say anything about Kayla or the kids or etc., totally deflected when asked about Aaron. He behaved himself a lot better at least by Nick Rekieta standards, which is good for him, but bad for us aylawgs.

Remember that lolcows always escape consequences and I expect it'll be business as usual here as well.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nah narcissists don't kill themselves. He is going to go the Ralph route, do a plea deal then cope about how the government done did him wrong while talking about it as little as possible. The fallout from the arrest is probably the best milk that we're going to get. The only possible exception would be a divorce arc but Nick and Kayla would still keep that offline as much as possible. We kind of lucked out with Aaron as someone who was actually in Nick's house for months *and* was then willing to go online and dump every spicy detail. That probably won't happen again going forward.

Rekieta's grand return stream, while still cringe and unfunny, didn't show any of the classic cow behaviors that got us to this point. He appeared, if not totally sober, close enough to it. No incoherent rambling, didn't say anything about Kayla or the kids or etc., totally deflected when asked about Aaron. He behaved himself a lot better at least by Nick Rekieta standards, which is good for him, but bad for us aylawgs.

Remember that lolcows always escape consequences and I expect it'll be business as usual here as well.

yeah if anything this probably delights nick as now he has a path forward where he can live that childfree lifestyle. Seeing that stream I'm convinced he doesn't care to get those kids back. These are not the actions of a distraught parent, especially with the comments regarding all his free time that was pointed out above.

 

[gang weeder]

yeah if anything this probably delights nick as now he has a path forward where he can live that childfree lifestyle. Seeing that stream I'm convinced he doesn't care to get those kids back. These are not the actions of a distraught parent, especially with the comments regarding all his free time that was pointed out above.

Nick hasn't been shy about how much he resents his kids so yeah I think he might go the Ralph route of saying that he wants to have his kids back but the gosh darn mean CPS people just won't let him! Sort of like how Ralph would pretend he cared about his son and it was just that evil bitch Faith who took him away. He seems pretty unbothered by his situation in general. I think his mind is locked in a permanent frame of copesplaining which fits with another rule of lolcows, lolcows never change.

If he stays online and keeps streaming for long enough, which luckily he seems determined to do, I imagine he will relapse at some point and then we will get more milk. But that might be 1-2 years down the road or more. The legal situation will rein him in for a while.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I imagine he will relapse at some point and then we will get more milk. But that might be 1-2 years down the road or more.

I think his brain is fried more than ralph's at this point. I think the time frame for another relapse, or at least a stream relapse, is months. I'm not entirely convinced he even quit his menagerie of drugs since getting home.

 

[Burn It All Down]

I'm just here for the schadenfreude. I can wait for more milk. There are other lolcows to observe.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

It's not a Yerba (I know which beverage you're referring to); close, but it's a "Rehab Monster," it's what he drinks when he's "not drinking." He had them constantly during Sober (on streams) January. Here's the nutrition facts:

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This anorexic retard is drinking "lemonade tea" pumped full of NIACIN and CAFFEINE. That's roughly 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine, a fucking diuretic which dehydrates you. He's constantly proving to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist ever.

If it weren't for 2 or 3 of these a day I wouldn't be able to get to work at 5am. Funny thing about Monster Rehabs, they are the only energy drinks Ive ever tried that actually taste like what they claim they do, IE the lemonade tastes like lemonade as opposed to being overly sweet or bitter. Also, they are one of the best hangover drinks ever made.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Yeah I got a chuckle out of the Le Confused Redditor LARP.

I hope to God he was trolling.

Particularly top tier when you consider that he has "spare pounds" lol

 

[Chibitzen]

He has so much alcohol that he probably wouldn't realize if the kids had taken some.

They did say they were only hungry, not thirsty. And Nick thinks alcohol is food.

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"I'm ready to pay my dues and receive my training, Master!" Sounds like a Locals faggot. Poor @Harm, having to be objectified by such hideous language.

PSA: You can't use money here to make people give a shit about you. This isn't that kind of site.

"I hope you make a million dollars"...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

If it weren't for 2 or 3 of these a day I wouldn't be able to get to work at 5am. Funny thing about Monster Rehabs, they are the only energy drinks Ive ever tried that actually taste like what they claim they do, IE the lemonade tastes like lemonade as opposed to being overly sweet or bitter. Also, they are one of the best hangover drinks ever made.

its interesting too cause its low sugar but it doesn't have that artificial aftertaste that I get from other low/no sugar drinks. Next time I get a can gonna check what they use if I recall it was a different sweetener different times I've bought it.

 

[Fools Idol]

I knew someone (an acquaintance and not a friend) who actually put on weight on cocaine. He was also drinking like a fish, much like Nick. By the end (shortly before he died) he had severe fluid retention in his legs. He could poke a finger into his fat leg and the indentation wouldn't go away for minutes.

Ah good ol coke bloat. It's amazing anyone does coke considering how shit it is.

 

[Seafarer]

bro when i made that "what if the 16 year old bought the coke" post it was meant to be a joke, a reference to an earlier post where another user had talked about how he used to buy drugs for his parents when he was in high school

but seriously now: while it is not impossible that a teenage boy could score some drugs, i don't see how he would be able to afford the absolute truckload of coke that was found in nicks house. it was thousands of dollars worth of drugs, that's not from a teenager looking to experiment.

Damn nigger, can you be more retarded?
Yeah kid wanted to experiment with 26 grams of coke and 8 ketamine pills (minus packaging) and decided to hide them all in his parents bedroom in his fathers safe?
In the same room where his parents are having ketamine-coke-molly infused sex orgies?
Yeah, didn't think so.

Even beyond the police finding cocaine in the Rekieta master bedroom, there is several other pieces of evidence that point to Nick using cocaine:
1. Nick being clearly intoxicated on livestream beyond what is expected of alcohol, and having a white powder under his nose.
2. The amount of cocaine found in the house being a ludicrous amount for a teenager to have and being more consistent with an amount meant to last 3/4 people quite a while.
3. Nick following some nigger cocaine dealer In Minneapolis on Instagram.
4. Aaron’s direct testimony that Nick uses cocaine.

 

[Twinkletard]

I think his brain is fried more than ralph's at this point.

I can tell just based on the fact he thinks that retard Barnes is making good points about the warrant.

 

[Vulpes Mulpes]

So I finally took the time to actually read the OP and Kulee Baba's TL;DR, as well as to watch the TurkeyTom-video.
And so, I do feel that I've gotten a little better grasp on this sad story that qualified a (temporary) board in this website.

Do forgive my astounding autism and spectacular nerdism, but the rundown I've read makes me think of what J.R.R. Tolkien wrote about desire in Lord of the Rings.
Are you ready? Here comes fantasy-aspergers such as you've never seen before:

Alright, so the One Ring forged by Sauron offers temptation proportionate to the bearer’s ambitions and powers. This is why it is so incredibly dangerous for Gandalf, Saruman and Galadriel etc. They're all very powerful, and equally as ambitious; ambitious to do good, that is. The Ring will inevitably take hold of that desire to do good and corrupt it in equal measure. As such, when Sam temporarily got hold of The Ring, he appeared as a terrifying lord to the Orcs he faced, yet Sam didn't succumb to the power of The Ring since he possessed neither great power nor great ambitions. Sam merely wanted to have his own great garden, not to be the Lord of the Gardens.

In somewhat the same vein, Gollum had The Ring for approximately 500 years, yet he never did anything with the power it offered. This is, again, because Gollum had neither great power nor great ambitions. He was perfectly fine to live in dark caves for centuries, and only use The Ring to sneak up on unsuspecting foes in order to slay and eat them. The daily rationing of raw fish and the occasional Goblin was perfectly fine prey for Gollum. Other than that, he didn't care for anything else.

When I happaned to search for more nerd-lore on Gollum and his possession of The Ring, I found this post on a forum, which I regard to be quite excellent:

This is a feature of all the various powers and their accompanying temptations that we encounter in life. While many imagine the power will be a salvation ("just wait until I'm rich enough to ___..."), in truth it just magnifies the character that is already there.
Intoxication tends to reveal our underlying emotional pattern — there are happy drunks and there are angry drunks. Sex tends to intensify whatever emotion is already present, whether lust, sorrow, selfish pride, or love. A windfall of money reveals some people to be productive or magnanimous, others to be indulgent or miserly.
We all have our 'ring of power' — that which catalyzes our dark or light nature. In fact there are many 'rings of power' in this world, many commodities or technologies that empower us to be more of whatever we are.
It goes to show that our fascination with shiny things (with 'powers') is fundamentally fruitless — at best a time-and-energy-wasting diversion, at worst the lure that draws us into personal hell — until we have the capacity and will to develop our own character, and to gain control over how we handle power (or how it handles us).
I often compare our relationship with tokens of power to the relationship between the keel and sail of a boat: the bigger the sail, the deeper and more stable the keel had better be. Most people get this the wrong way around, seeking only to catch more wind without giving a thought to stability and direction.
We ought to develop our character before we consider acquiring power, though by far the vast majority of people habitually grasp for power before they've even considered taking responsibility for its use. (This seems to be reflected in the fascination so many LotR Redditors have with effortlessly acquiring a sword or world-cursing ring or tattoo instead of doing the hard and actually empowering work of emulating Faramir's integrity, or Finrod's, or Frodo's.)

As far as I can tell, Nicholas was given everything on a platter on account of the work done by his maternal grandparents, and when he launched into relative fame himself through his YouTube-channel, his character was truly tested. And he failed.
He gave in to his desires, rather than to build the strength of character needed to control his power and ambitions. He got the big sail he wanted, but neglected to work on his keel, so to speak.

I'm ready to receive the autism-stickers now, please.

 

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Kiwi+ is really funny. I'm curious what he's so desperate to upload. Man this thread's been a sperg magnet since Nick got arrested lmao.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Particularly top tier when you consider that he has "spare pounds" lol

Yeah that reddit shit was too on the nose. It's making me wonder whose Alt account it is.
It's either one of Balldos washers come to run some epic 171iQ OP, another Farmer fucking around for jollies on an alt account, or an actual fucking retard.
I'm not sure which option I find the funniest tbh.

 

[polar bear]

I caught up on Nicks' stream and I am now considering that, although smacking or spanking children is always wrong, some narcissistic adults may literally never grow up and get better, unless their atrocious attitude is being systematically smacked out of them, physically.
Not to the point of brain injury or anything serious, but just enough so it stings a little, and helps them to remember that bad behavior equals discomfort.

Because you can't convince them they're wrong by talking and reasoning. They literally don't care how anyone else feels, so you can't make them feel guilt or shame. You can't rely on them experiencing an epiphany, as they appear to not have any sense of self that is independent of others - they only do things for show, for response.
I think that's the only way a narcissist can get better - every time he's being a manipulative, righteous smug lying retard, he shall get whacked with a wooden spoon. Or even just sprayed with water, like a cat.
I kinda feel bad for becoming so bitter But the hard truth is that regardless of his addictions being treated or not - Nick will only get worse, and more entangled in his play-pretend empty personality. His spirit is completely corrupted; his soul has long left his body.

 

[Captain Manning]

I can tell just based on the fact he thinks that retard Barnes is making good points about the warrant.

You can make the argument you miss every shot you don't take. Even dumb ones. However, he's continuing to incur significant reputational damage in taking no responsibility whatsoever for what happened. And he's doing so over an extreme longshot legal maneuver (a even bigger longshot than his appeal argument in the Quest case). Nigger didn't even talk much about his kids, and what they must be going through. It was all about him, his ego, and his insatiable need to always be right.

Like @prolapsed_cranium said earlier today, even if Nick wins in court, a lot more people now understand what a a piece of shit he is. He's not repairing that. Now he could only count on the dumbest of the dumb, and those looking to grift off him.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

some narcissistic adults may literally never grow up and get better, unless their atrocious attitude is being systematically smacked out of them, physically.

made worse by our digital age where people feel safe behind a screen to behave in a way they never would feel safe doing IRL. Take pat tomlinson for example. easy for him to talk tough online but in real life he just kinda hovers around and eventually walks away cause he knows doing what he does online in real life would get his ass kicked.

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

It would be the most absolutely cruel, hateful and narcissistic thing he could do to his family. So of course he's going to.

Grew up with a narcissist the best thing they can do is die. To this day he sucks blood of my siblings. The best thing for his kids is right now him dropping dead and his parents taking over and dragging Kayla to therapy and rehab and praying she doesn't off herself when she sobers up and stays somewhat coherent and functional to be there for the kids .

If he stays alive he will fuck their kids credits, destroy whatever wealth there was left in his family, suck off whatever he could from his kids while fucking with their brains and further damage them mentally as people. Narcissist are black hole of humanity that need to be taken to the back of the shed and put down. Period.