💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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  • Ankieta zamknięta .
intense almost-lucid nightmares that seemingly last weeks whilst in reality you only get a couple minutes of sleep at best
Fun fact: A person who is chronically sleep-deprived can push it so far that they start having dreams while fully conscious. Nick added sleep-deprivation to his drug and alcohol addictions because why the fuck not? Imagine the insanity he comes out with when he’s NOT streaming.

Is he really human?
No, he’s dog shit.
 
Have you seen how Aaron treats his friends? That faggot brought on his disabled friend and read hate comments for $16 until his buddy had a full on mental break. Aaron calling anyone "friend" is a threat. I can't imagine to what extent he'd go to hurt someone he actually hated.
Holy shit that's fucking atrocious.
 
Better option would be to try and plea down to less than 25g's and get it out of felony ranges.
Nick is TWO levels deep onto felony charges. The threshold to get to a misdemeanor is under 10 grams. He's hovering right above the second level's threshold of 25. I don't anticipate a judge cutting a recalcitrant defendant a break of over half the coke he was caught with. If he pleas he might still catch a felony for 3rd degree but with a reduced parole duration. His replacement judge is hard on drug crime too
 
Then after that, take a conditional plea reserving the right to challenge the warrant again on appeal, and then just cope with however it goes on appeal.
This egomaniacal drunk has tricked himself into thinking he can win this. There's a fantasy playing in Rekieta's head right now where he not only beats the rap but--because of his amazing display of legal acumen and dazzling courtroom legerdermain--salvages his lucrative Internet Lawtube career and keeps his fellatio-crazy sidepiece on her knees in front of him forever. He can see it now: mountains of coke, rivers of fine whiskey, truckloads of Viagra. Cue Hans Zimmer triumphant crescendo. Roll end credits.

I simply can't imagine a reasonably capable prosecutor losing to this guy.
 
That said, drinking water isn’t the ultimate hydration source; even milk helps the body hold onto more water than pure water. Look into gel water if interested as well.
Interesting, thank for the heads up on this. I'll run this by a few people I know and trust on these matters. But yeah, we don't need to butter-dish this thread with elongated hydration talk.

3) Negotiate a plea deal.
I seriously hope it doesn't go this route because it'd be the most anticlimactic outcome imaginable.
 
Better option would be to try and plea down to less than 25g's and get it out of felony ranges.
I have serious doubts that's even possible, my dude. Not when you read the law.

He's charged with second degree possession. To get it down to a fifth degree possession (a gross misdemeanor on a first offense), the amount of coke seized would have to be no more than 0.25 grams. Not TWENTY-FIVE grams. POINT TWO FIVE grams. A quarter of a single gram.


That bag simply does not weight that much. Lol.

I think he could get it kicked down to third degree maybe (over 10 g of coke, but under 25 g), because the amount seized is right on the cusp, but that's still a felony.
 
I seriously hope it doesn't go this route because it'd be the most anticlimactic outcome imaginable.
While it wouldn't be fun, it would some form of admission of guilt, and he would be effectively asking for mercy.

Personally, I say it would be a victory lap still, but don't worry - he is such a stupid faggot eternal teenager that he will fight this all the way to the very end... by himself.
 
I have serious doubts that's even possible, my dude. Not when you read the law.

He's charged with second degree possession. To get it down to a fifth degree possession (a gross misdemeanor on a first offense), the amount of coke seized would have to be no more than 0.25 grams. Not TWENTY-FIVE grams. POINT TWO FIVE grams. A quarter of a single gram.


That bag simply does not weight that much. Lol.

I think he could get it kicked down to third degree maybe (over 10 g of coke, but under 25 g), because the amount seized is right on the cusp, but that's still a felony.
Didn't realize ONLY fifth is a misdemeanor. Yeah, it's just not happening. Nick can either win the case in a reversal of Vic's fortune or eat a felony charge. There's no third option.
 
Is Nick just going to kill himself when he loses the case against him? Seriously, I get vibes that he's just going to delay it as much as he can, live it up, then take a whole bottle of pills the night before the trial.

Nick's more likely to down a bottle of whiskey than downing a bottle of pills.
 
Nick's possible responses to his criminal charges:

1) Go pro se to fight the charges. This would be the funniest response.
2) Hire someone to fight the charges. He said he was hiring a lawyer last night, but I don't recall if he said he was fighting the charges. Also, Nick is a lying liar who lies.
3) Negotiate a plea deal. I think this is unlikely as a plea deal would give him a narcissistic injury.
4) Flee Minnesota. He could probably live on one dumpster torta a week.
5) Kill himself. If he lost access to his finances, I could see this as a possibility.

Is there a possibility I am forgetting?
6.) In 2024 a cuck jumped bail for crimes he claims he didn't commit. He escaped to the Minnesota underground. Today he survives as a cuck of fortune. If you have a problem and anyone's help would do*, maybe you can hire the Law-Cuck. *A-Team theme song plays*

*must have massive amounts of cocaine and booze for payment.
 
He might have been thread banned.
Goddamn it I wanted that source or to hear him admit he made it up.

These Balldowashing retards think they can just pull anything put of their ass and have it taken as gospel.
He does shit like that in the same breath as accusing everyone else of making shit up.
It's fucking insulting.
 
It's not a Yerba (I know which beverage you're referring to); close, but it's a "Rehab Monster," it's what he drinks when he's "not drinking." He had them constantly during Sober (on streams) January. Here's the nutrition facts:

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This anorexic retard is drinking "lemonade tea" pumped full of NIACIN and CAFFEINE. That's roughly 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine, a fucking diuretic which dehydrates you. He's constantly proving to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever exist ever.
Why can't he just get autistic about coffee or brewed tea? Brew it yourself, review beans/teas, etc. Better for you than drugs and booze.
 
Hey faggot @Nader el Shemmy we're still waiting.
Where's your source for this?
He's um....he's busy with things
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Staring the obvious, but Nick is going to severely fuck up being online so much and talking. He’s going to end up saying something he shouldn’t, and it’ll probably happen more than once.
Stuff he says is also likely to piss off the prosecutor. Now, that isn't supposed to affect anything and most of that kind of stuff will be inadmissable, but it's not like it will make it easier to make a deal when the time comes for that, and it probably will, unless Nick is sitting on some real bombshells.

Then there's the possibility that, not just being a hothead but also being an absolute retard, that he'll actually say something flat-out incriminating.
 
Man, Nick just keeps casually mentioning all the “downtime”/“spare time” he has now as if he’s totally relieved that his kids are gone and he’s just enjoying his nice, relaxing, childfree staycation.

I mean we all know he’s such a selfish piece of shit parent that this almost certainly is the case. But you’d think he’d have the common sense to at least pretend like he’s distraught and misses his children.

Guess he’s just unapologetically in his villian era now and doesn’t even care about trying to keep up the appearance of a father who gives a fuck.
 
These Balldowashing retards think they can just pull anything put of their ass and have it taken as gospel.
That was probably the ploy from the get-go. Drop some bullshit nonsense in the thread, add a hyperlink that's wholly irrelevant and wait for people to uncritically repeat it, point at the Kiwi Farms and go "look at these dumbfucks, they'll believe anything!"

Of course, having proved them utterly and humiliatingly wrong, they'll simply abandon the account and pretend this never happened. Maybe they'll even call us crazy conspiratorial nutjobs for suspecting this was their plan of attack.
 
>Quercetin Dihydrate
>Acai
>Goji
>L-Carintine
>Magnesium
>Vitamin B12
>Milk thistle
This drink is like if you ground up some of your multivitamin with smoothie powder and mixed it into your iced tea.
This is "rehab" in the same way that taking vitamin E is doing steroids.
oh yeah it isn't rehab but its probably the only energy drink I drink these days. Only one that doesn't make me feel jittery and sick. Also the only one that doesn't make me feel dehydrated. They're intended and used mostly as a minor remedy for hangovers which explains why rackets is drinking them all the time in his streams. I still don't rely on it as I'm sure there's probably some chemical in there that has long term health effects. However, since I don't drink, its great for those mornings where I wake up groggy with dry mouth. Its like a cup of coffee with the refreshing properties of a nice iced tea (which is basically what it is lol)
I’m sure Nick thinks he’s a super genius who can beat liver failure by pounding away drinking something with all those B vitamins in it. Also doesn’t large amounts of niacin cause your skin to flush too? I know it can also fuck with your liver if you consume too much.
yes but I don't believe monster rehab has enough to do this. You need megadoses of niacin for that. I don't think it affects liver as, if I have this right, B vitamins are water soluable so you just piss the excess out it isn't like fat soluble vitamins.
 
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Goddamn it I wanted that source or to hear him admit he made it up.

These Balldowashing retards think they can just pull anything put of their ass and have it taken as gospel.
He does shit like that in the same breath as accusing everyone else of making shit up.
It's fucking insulting.
You know what's funny? That's exactly what they accuse the Farms of doing, never mind the actual legal paperwork that gets shown here, and EVERY-one else lifts from and uses for their videos and Xeets. They're just retarded, and have literally admitted to not wanting to get the information from anyone except Nick himself, so there you go.


Look at this embedded image. Look how cute it is.

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If only there were a thread on this site, that somebody who lurked long before I was born, and before the site even existed would have surely found by now, that teaches you in idiot-proof language exactly how to do it. But such a thread probably doesn't exist, otherwise such a veteran lurker would have found it by now. Oh well, guess you'll just have to figure it out on your own.
 
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