When do I poop?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I read an article on here that said that chicks really dig gay guys. I want to get laid by a bunch of hot chicks so I decided the best way to do that is to start being real gay. What better time than during Pride Month?

Anyways, when I start taking it up the ass to become more attractive to women, do I poop before or after getting my ass pounded? Or during?

Thanks for all the help!

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

After, silly goose. ;3

 

[Cats]

you gotta make sure you have clinical diarrhoea before getting plugged up the ass. I believe the gays call it "nature's homolube"







i'm sorry. that was fuckin disgusting

 

[Meat Target]

you gotta make sure you have clinical diarrhoea before getting plugged up the ass. I believe the gays call it "nature's homolube"







i'm sorry. that was fuckin disgusting

Okay, who the hell keestered a smartphone into prison for Nick Bate?

 

[profoundlyunfunnyshitpost]

Look at all these posers. As a REAL homosexual man, I poop during sex.

 

[eatler]

Look at all these posers. As a REAL homosexual man, I poop during sex.

BBL your spirit lives on.

 

[Dysnomia]

You both need to poop at the same time. It's only gay if poop touches.

 

[Cats]

Okay, who the hell keestered a smartphone into prison for Nick Bate?

I will repent but you must Apologize for this statement

 

[SentinentCloud]

you are jumping ahead first there is needed experience in pooty training

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

NOW! RIGHT NOW! DO IT NOW!

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Apparently you need to douche before anal. Now I am somewhat ignorant of the exact workings and mechanics of douching your asshole, but I would imagine that it would flush out any poop you have in there.
Or just make it the other guys' problem and say you're a top.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I found the perfect spot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Forever.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Get off the game and go to the bathroom and take a shit, now.