💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Useful_Mistake]

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Niggers I have cracked the case. Notch another doxycycline up for the farmers.

Hitler was vegan, and Pat is not...Hitler did like to sperg about non-vegans...you might be on to something

 

[Judge Holden]

No child I was not thrown by a fat faggot with bitch tits at his own car, enjoy prison stalker - @stealthycan

 

[WASR96]

"My house is well armed"

Yeah. The guy who has a $12 chinese compensator because he's too poor for a Radian Ramjet and also doesn't keep a round chambered in his "CCW" fits my definition of well armed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hitler was vegan, and Pat is not...Hitler did like to sperg about non-vegans...you might be on to something
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There are conflicting reports whether or not he was actually vegan.

 

[FinnSven]

Back in the “good old days” a favorite hilarious prank of some wacky NF thugs was to throw a pigs head through the window of any branch of Mr Patel’s fine emporium.

I think this should be the next thing Fatrick fak……I hope no local white supremacists think of doing this.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm actually coming around on his story, considering the most prevalent thing about white supremacist hate crimes: You do nazi them coming.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Imagine being MATI enough to become your own biggest troll and do nothing but 24/7 gayops on yourself.


Not only is he handling the evidence, it's daytime outside in the pic where he's holding the paint can.

And he carried the can all the way upstairs. Stairs that are covered in white carpet. Odd choice. It's almost like it's malarkey.

 

[Judge Holden]

Gawd watching Ham vs Hamas has been a hoot


Speds who live and breath the rawest fucking woke/leftist cancer imaginable take one look at fat and they cant help but go "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?!" solely due to how he acts as a person.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Fatomwaffen strikes again
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Adolf Titler.

I wonder how much of this is just him having a mild psychotic break, Tyler Durden style.

Tyler Burden.

 

[The Feline Solution]

HEY FATASS WATCHA DOIN?
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Clearly this is a vengeful russian commando seeking retribution for the tanks his country lost to paint balloons.
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Now lets examine the damage...
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So this driveby paintjob managed to *completely miss* the rusty compensation-mobile.....how wonderfully convinient

NEXT SLIDE
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Hmm......lets pull some tech magic and flip the image....
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Someone pull the previous handwriting files....anyway NEXT SLIDE
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So the entire text of StealthyPaintcan seems to be "FUCK YOU 1488 TOAST SS 卐"

I see Youwillneverfindme1488@gmail.com is hard at work again. You think he roped Niki in this time to write on the can so it doesn't turn into a The Gay Virgin Fatrick situation again?

 

[FinnSven]

I see Youwillneverfindme1488@gmail.com is hard at work again. You think he roped Niki in this time to write on the can so it doesn't turn into a The Gay Virgin Fatrick situation again?

Actually maybe she wrote this stuff on the can and then threw it at him?

As a variation on my previous comment that he is refusing to admit he dropped the paint himself, perhaps Niki is abusing him and again, his ego can’t take it so he creates stories about white supremists.

 

[The Feline Solution]

He's losing it. He's played with this before w/ the fake writing on the motorcycle/house (in marker than can easily be washed off). Then the stolen chair saga. Now this - he has no footage of anything real, the "Nazi paint can" is very much something Pat would invent, and this past week he's suddenly been hammering the "attacked for political views" thing hard.

If he's pissing anyone off these days it's leftists. I think the lack of funds + his doomed lawsuit is causing desperation.

Edit - I just realized he's HOLDING THE CAN. Didn't he say it was evidence?!

He will be getting fucked in the ass by these actions as much as he got fucked in the ass at the debtors exam when Quasi's lawyers admitted tweets of him that said he's never gonna pay a penny into evidence. The Pig doesn't learn from prior mistakes.

Actually maybe she wrote this stuff on the can and then threw it at him?

I like it

 

[The Feline Solution]

Which part of "LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN" was unclear to you, baby child?

Separately, can somebody please repost the Tomlinson Portage mugshot edit where he's grinning a la Rekieta? That shit had me howling last week. I already checked twitter and the separate-but-equal forum, but I couldn't find it because I'm bad at the Internet. Might have been in the whirlwind shitshow that is the main Rackets thread.

Isn't that the same colour as his front porch he attempted to fix last year?

The plot thickens.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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The paint thickens.

FTFY so the pun is funnier.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Would be more believable if the retard put some cyberterrorist catchphrases in there, like ... nice driveway, stupid. Or strapping a bra to the can.
Hm yes a swastika how original, must've been the Ahnenerbe and Dan Mullen

Yeah exactly. Thats not the sort of shit a pest would launch at Pats house.

They would have made it funny.

But its exactly the sort of shit a fucking "Conservative Firebrand" like Pat would think of to get sympathy from Libshit onlookers he could cry to that he's being harrassed, and right while he's got a civil case going against the cops.

Plus look at his drive.
His cars right there.
But they managed to just hit the clear part of the drive, on the concrete, where its easily cleaned with spirit and a jet wash?

Fuck off, Pats fucking Ops are retarded as shit.
First his stupid Cancer Chairs now this.

He's such a faggot.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

The fact the paint missed the car makes me believe that just like flavor town, this was an inside job. Color me unimpressed with this latest stunt.

 

[polyester]

None of the classic or even niche patposter memes or quotes from here or OnA

No 'bitch tits'? No 'stalker child' - it's his phrase but he thinks it's a real insult. No pepperoni refs? Not even a FAT?

To play devil's advocate, Pat has been spending the last two decades making enemies all over the Internet, many of whom don't have anything to do with OnA or Kiwi Farms.
In fact, before either website had even heard of him, he already posted tweets bragging about confrontations with online enemies that had come to his house.

 

[FinnSven]

Yeah exactly. Thats not the sort of shit a pest would launch at Pats house.

They would have made it funny.

But its exactly the sort of shit a fucking "Conservative Firebrand" like Pat would think of to get sympathy from Libshit onlookers he could cry to that he's being harrassed, and right while he's got a civil case going against the cops.

Plus look at his drive.
His cars right there.
But they managed to just hit the clear part of the drive, on the concrete, where its easily cleaned with spirit and a jet wash?

Fuck off, Pats fucking Ops are retarded as shit.
First his stupid Cancer Chairs now this.

He's such a faggot.

I hope his next plan will be to fake Niki’s kidnapping but he neglects to brief her properly.

While he is squeezing out tears for the cameras, she would blatantly walk in oblivious to the news crew and ask Fatrick where her douching gear is as she thinks Tyrone had a bad taco thus followed through.

To play devil's advocate, Pat has been spending the last two decades making enemies all over the Internet, many of whom don't have anything to do with OnA or Kiwi Farms.
In fact, before either website had even heard of him, he already posted tweets bragging about confrontations with online enemies that had come to his house.

I bet that was just the postman.

In fact he probably considers the postman coming to his door a swatting action as a postman is a federal employee.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Isn't that the same colour as his front porch he attempted to fix last year?

Also looks a lot like the color of the palette chairs

 

[internet friend]

That is 100% a dropped can. Such little paint spray, no way that's been thrown. Fatty is a big fat liar with big fat tits