💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Dyn]

I mean, if you are an accelerationist, sure. That woud be an absolute ridicolous circumstance.
It would pretty much ruin the dignity the American institutions tried to build for themselves for hundred of years.
19th century circumstances. You would almost expect Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders to use dynamite to bust him out of the sheriff's jail.

"American dignity" stopped being something anybody took seriously a long, long time ago.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I wish I felt bad that that the rigged system conspired to fuck him on bullshit charges comparative to all the other ones, but he's such an unlikeable retard that I can't.

Are you A-logging yourself?
All I read is “I have principles, but only for people I like.”

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

In seriousness though this may actually have an effect. I do know more moderate conservatives who have voted red for decades but expressed discontent with Trump's less than traditional lifestyle. They are still law and order types and don't want to vote for "a felon" and will probably go libertarian this cycle.

I am not sure they will vote libertarian, since I doubt those same conservatives would want to vote in someone who platforms on geting rid of drug laws. Not everyone knows how drugged up lolbertarian cows can be (Rekeita law), but most people can plainly see how shitty areas become when drug laws are not enforced, and I bet they want no part of legalizing hard drugs.
I honestly have no idea what will happen regarding voting for that segment of the population, so I could be wrong.

 

[The Last Stand]

why?

Because he can't read. This thread is about Donald J. Trump's antics, not to cause a political debate. A&N exists for that.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Friendly reminder for niggers like me:
==> US POLITICS GENERAL <==

 

[grump]

He was impeached over it and fucking an intern isn’t a crime. Trump lied on his tax forms. That is a crime. He wasn’t arrested for fucking a porn star

I bet you and most people don't even really know what Trump specifically allegedly did without having to look it up.

 

[The Tall Man]

Someone give the poor creature some JuJuCum.

 

[Deputy Riddle]

Can you stop projecting this fucking hard?

It's kinda weird he's shitting on people about worshipping an old man who doesn't care about them and his entire persona he presents himself as is basically worshipping an old man who doesn't know who he is. American politics is fucking gay as long as lobbyism exists

 

[gata]

IF he actually wins the USA elections while he enjoys prison it will be the most funniest thing ever.
Think of all the nigga rap album memes!

 

[XOCastle]

The sheer amount of tourist retards coming here mocking Biden or Hillary or Obama or literally anyone else completely miss the fucking point of this thread. Biden is shit. Hillary is a dried up turbo dike. Lolbama is 3/5ths of a person anyway. None of that fucking matters. This thread exists to laugh at a sad old orange faced lulcow. You don't go into a thread about Chrischan and go "YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT NICOCADO HE IS FAT AND A FAGGOT!" No shit, but that has nothing to do with Trump shitposting in all caps at 5 am whining about bullshit no one cares about and trying to sell NFT shoes. Stay on topic faggots.

You've never been blessed by a featured thread before have you?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Oh hey trump was found guilty better talk about how liberal the court is despite the overturn of Ross v. Wade and shit

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES
Wyświetl załącznik 6038068

The people in my building are all far left so I've been hearing it non-stop the entire time, if it were anyone else on their side they've have been quiet, if I were to point it out I'd have the whole building trying to kick me out again for being a "white supremacist" and and Nazi or something...

 

[Haramburger]

I'll never forget where I was when learned about this monumental moment in history.

On the toilet.

I was taking a poop.

Unironically same.

-Posted from Haramburger's Apple iPhone 15 Pro Max, only on Verizon

 

[MichałDrzymała]

I gotta say it's amazing how this whole Trump thing has the feel of mafia trials. First, they go after the lower-level guys like Manafort, Cohen, Giuliani and then they go for the boss himself. Is there anyone who was associated with Trump who didn't have legal issues?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I'm a wee bit out of the loop. The verdict changes what, exactly?

 

[23 bold flavors]

My favourite Trump moment was when he got caught pretending to understand Japanese what about all of y'alls?

Easily one of my top ten Trump moments.

0:16

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

not a lolcow, delete this thread

This thread left PG and was moved to Lolcows, therefore Donald Trump was officially recognized as a lolcow by Kiwi Farms staff and community.

you're like a kikey faggot jewish nigger

So?

 

[Sumdood Too]

Trombonista has a bad track record? Since when?

you must be new here. Trombonista and Meowthkip were/are two of the worst jannies in the history of jannies, maybe ever.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I bet you and most people don't even really know what Trump specifically allegedly did without having to look it up.

He paid hush money to the porn star he stuck his tiny, mushroom-shaped dick into by funnelling it through his lawyer, then concealed and lied about the transactions specifically in order to violate campaign finance laws. No need to thank me.

 

[Omori Boy]

It's kinda weird he's shitting on people about worshipping an old man who doesn't care about them and his entire persona he presents himself as is basically worshipping an old man who doesn't know who he is. American politics is fucking gay as long as lobbyism exists

Has he ever said anything pro-Biden?