My internet doesn't work.

[Alex Hogendorp]

What do?

 

[Not a bee]

"Gud mornung my frend thank you for calling Verizun Customer Serrvice pls leave fill out the surrvey at the end of dis call and we will be wit you momentarrrily"

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Well to start with, what do you see in front of you when you try to use a browser? What kind of compooter are you using, what's the operating system, and do you use wifi or a direct connection to your modem to get online?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

How are you posting this without internet?

 

[Xenu]

Pour milk and sprinkle salt all over your router, works for me, this or download @byuu zip file.

 

[SandyCat]

How are you posting this without internet?

He's using dial-up obviously

 

[Jason Wynn]

You find out where the closest Kiwi to you lives, go to their house and leech their internet. They won’t mind, we’re all friends here.

 

[innocent jogger]

Did you say your dick doesn't work. Man, that is unfortunate.