💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ddlloo]

Its entirely possible that mommywife did. I doubt Jack ever had complete control of his finances once he hooked up with her.

That's been my assumption, she does accountancy so I'm sure she was either stashing a large portion away or knew someone in finance and had them investing it for them.

 

[AnOminous]

He's all for blackened meat but one spot of char on his pizza and it's burned.

What a faggot.

Jack is so oblivious and strokebrained. He literally publicly admitted he's into black wieners.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is so oblivious and strokebrained. He literally publicly admitted he's into black wieners.

We've known this for a while. After all he's the one that gets Jim Traynor ready to plow Hammy and Hammy Jr while Fatty and Qali look on with envy.

Seriously if Hammy Jr ever gets pregnant it's very likely that child will come looking dark.

 

[General Tug Boat]

You know what irritates me? When people write a fucking novel like this.

Tone down the autism my dude.

Dude you wrote an entire novel. Who did you think would read this?

To be honest I did not realize how long my post was until just checking the replies today. Yeah, that post was overkill like party cheese salad. My bad.

 

[Postal Dude]

He's all for blackened meat but one spot of char on his pizza and it's burned.

What a faggot.

Let’s be real, he doesn’t actually like his hot dogs charred black (unless there is a big black man attached to it). It’s some performative badass carnivore masculinity shit in his head, just like his raw meat habit and his “coffee” addiction, that he brags about to show everybody on Facebook (the entire world in his opinion) how much of a man he is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

We've known this for a while. After all he's the one that gets Jim Traynor ready to plow Hammy and Hammy Jr while Fatty and Qali look on with envy.

Seriously if Hammy Jr ever gets pregnant it's very likely that child will come looking dark.

I thought Dontell Barkevious Benjamin was the new bull at Thomas Ct. but it works either way. Jack strikes me as the type who would cheat on his bull by having a second one as a side piece.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Let’s be real, he doesn’t actually like his hot dogs charred black (unless there is a big black man attached to it). It’s some performative badass carnivore masculinity shit in his head, just like his raw meat habit and his “coffee” addiction, that he brags about to show everybody on Facebook (the entire world in his opinion) how much of a man he is.

Meanwhile he's not fooling anybody because everybody can see he's a soyboy who titters like a little girl and hides his mouth with his hand when doing so.

He couldn't be any less of a man if he dressed in frilly outfits and pranced everywhere while farting rainbows and unicorns.

I thought Dontell Barkevious Benjamin was the new bull at Thomas Ct. but it works either way. Jack strikes me as the type who would cheat on his bull by having a second one as a side piece.

Dontell is Hammy Jr's bull. He and Jim then decided it's better to just tag team. One goes and plows Hammy and Hammy Jr and then the other one does it the next time.

In either case Fatty and Qali just sit there and wish that big, strong burly man with the BBC was pounding them instead.

 

[Puggers]

Can anyone translate?

Jack abandoning his failing Etsy stores already?

It's sad that not only has Cobes sold more on Etsy, but he's probably sold more of his shitty "goodess" shirts than Jack has sold of anything.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Can anyone translate?

Jack abandoning his failing Etsy stores already?

It's sad that not only has Cobes sold more on Etsy, but he's probably sold more of his shitty "goodess" shirts than Jack has sold of anything.

I think it's that Rachael is being sarcastic and Jack, being the pissbaby faggot he is, can't deal with it, and I'm guessing ETSY doesn't let the sellers turn off their chat.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In either case Fatty and Qali just sit there and wish that big, strong burly man with the BBC was pounding them instead.

They need to talk to Rekieta about hooking up with Romaine and Ricardo in Jamaica.

 

[Andoxico]

I can't wait for the video

 

[Simon]

I can't wait for the video
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Rob doing the lord's work

 

[AltisticRight]

Is fatty in a wheelchair? FAT. Use your legs, lazy FAT fatty.

Those steaks look vile. I think it's just the way they took the photo. Jack being in this YouTube stuff for over a decade as a talentless hack still cannot take a half decent photo of a steak. What a fat useless loser.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Speaking of the Scalfanis finances. During Jack's peak on YouTube he was worth around a half million dollars.

I wonder if Jack secretly invested or saved some of that money for his families future.

Ahhhh, who the fuck am I kidding? He blew it all away on all those grills, knives, and other unnecessary gadgets.

Jack shared his investment portfolio. I invest more in a week than he has in there total. And Jack picked all meme stocks like AMC, Rivian, etc. Jack is financially illiterate and Tammy likely is as well outside of her wheelhouse and whatever tax manouvering tips that she gets from Qarol

Those boobs blew threw any of the windfalls they had from early YouTube .

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Rob doing the lord's work

Jack actually looks genuinely happy for once.

 

[Tiresome]

I can't wait for the video
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Patti meets the Fatty! Cannot wait!

Is fatty in a wheelchair? FAT. Use your legs, lazy FAT fatty.

He's been in a wheelchair ever since the last stroke. He can sort of stand if propped up. But let's be real, a shiftless idiot like himself would be using a scootypuff even if he was fully able-bodied. Walking is too much like having a job.

 

[ZipDisk]

It would be funny if the Milanowski's got beautiful steaks and the Scalfani's got dogfood grade ones at the same steakhouse. The staff showing exactly what they think of the clients.
Rob gets a showpiece steak, Jack gets a dollar store special.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Tammy likely is as well outside of her wheelhouse

I can get some random putz like Jack falling for meme stocks and other scams, but money IS TamHam's wheelhouse. She should at least know that dumping 10% in a low-risk mutual fund is the best long term investment for those without the time or know-how to micromanage.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Patti meets the Fatty! Cannot wait!


He's been in a wheelchair ever since the last stroke. He can sort of stand if propped up. But let's be real, a shiftless idiot like himself would be using a scootypuff even if he was fully able-bodied. Walking is too much like having a job.

just like with his arm, he could deff have fixed that and stand and walk. he probably can now but he's just letting it all atrophy. Insane to me. With all the money they spend on bs they could have a home PT come (even a CNA who would help him with his mobility and getting him to ho out more) and he could have been so much better. The human body is crazy at healing even after a stroke but hes so fucking lazy. I can't beileve how much he literally just let's himself go

 

[Tiresome]

Looking at the Rob and co photo though, I got the feeling akin to that expression in the UK, "Does he take sugar?"