💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%

  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%

  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%

  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%

  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
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Bowl of Ramen powiedział(a):
It’s like opening the door to a granary the first thing in the morning and being crushed by all the corn.
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Gonna be a good harvest, some of my plants had flowers on them this morning, way earlier than I would have expected. The gods are pleased with their sacrifice it would seem.
 
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What an utter embarrassment to his family. Any self respecting spouse would literally pull the plug on this shit. Lady Rackets had to know it was going to be a disaster stream the second they lost the appeal. Hell, people here were calling it days in advance.

I know he's got a trust fund, but Minnesota has alimony and any judge would look at this video and see he shouldn't take custody of the children. He also has 6 kids or some shit? Can't imagine the child support.

Nick will be rooming with King Cobra in his new trailer if she had any sense to end this madness.
 
Btw: Those last couple of minutes of the stream? Nick is doing that thing that near passed out drunkards sometimes do, where they shut one eye in order to see better because everything is blurry and double.

Those who have been near comatose drunk, know what In talking about.
 
zimzam88 powiedział(a):
The final frame of nicks pillstream.

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"Now... this piece in particular is quite interesting. It is from the 'Decadence and Despair' collection and one of our most precious pieces currently on display."

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Screw the legal fund, Null making a simple joke about corn or terrain warning is a fucking WMD.
 
AncientPhosphur powiedział(a):
The thing with drunks is there’s never a rock bottom. They always find a way to go lower. Rock bottom is for people who see the warning lights and pull up. Nick is riding that baby down.
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Respectfully, I'd say people who find a rock bottom are able to practice humility. I'm not sure I've ever seen Rekieta exhibit that behavior outside of the momentary embarrassment when he drunkenly shamed his wife for "being blown the fuck out". Drunks, and all people for that matter, can experience reprieve when they take a step back and approach their surroundings with respectful, perhaps mildly meek, awareness.

After the pride comes the fall indeed. Fucking embarrassing.
 

Did someone link this video prior in this thread?
I don't know why I found this specific clip of Nick, especially since I can't find it again by searching on YouTube, but it's way funnier than it has any right to be on account of me not knowing the backstory of the "cuck goblet".

Could someone give me a quick rundown on the lore behind this notorious goblet? :-)
 
I hope Elissa is making a highlight reel of last night. I couldn't bare to keep watching.

Here's for Lolcow of the Year 2024 Nick! If you survive let's make it a dynasty with 3!
 
@Null

I have a request for the opening or ending song.
Summarizes Rekieta’s last two years and I feel like it resonates with him. The song was popularized by the early 2000’s Internet and Howard Stern. Nick fashioned himself as an Internet shock jock, so it’s fitting.
 
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