💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[DumbDude43]

yeah we frequent gay swinger sex shops that specialize in anal products and cater to public masturbaters. so what?
no we're not swingers, why would you get that idea? that's so weird of you to assume such a thing!

 

[AltisticRight]

>We've watched guys fuck, couples fuck
>One time we had 3 guys
>Me and one guy took turns sucking off my bf
>Other two jerked each other
>Pretty tame

Alright, this is a congealed mess. So 5 total people in the booth.
Assuming it's a she as she spoke about being fingered, that was 4 guys and her.
She gave her boyfriend head, so did another guy.
The other two remaining, who were men, jerked each other off.


...



If that's tame.
What isn't?

 

[Dr_Greenthumb]

Someone set the original place on fire. also both addresses have reviews that complain that the cashier calling people homo's though which is pretty funny.
ARSON SUSPECT CHARGED IN PURE PLEASURE FIRE

First from 510 Hwy 10 N
Second from 631 Hwy 10 S

 

[AltisticRight]

Someone set the original place on fire. also both addresses have reviews that complain that the cashier calling people homo's though which is pretty funny.
ARSON SUSPECT CHARGED IN PURE PLEASURE FIRE
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First from 510 Hwy 10 N
Second from 631 Hwy 10 S

The place gets robbed often too.

People shoplifting for sex toys.
Why is that even a thing?

Great place to visit.

Soon.

 

[hunter2]

Gentle reminder to the participants in this thread: if you feel the need to mention how much better you can cook eggs, compared to someone who doesn't know how to cook eggs, you have set a very low bar for things you need to prove about yourself to complete strangers.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gentle reminder to the participants in this thread: if you feel the need to mention how much better you can cook eggs, compared to someone who doesn't know how to cook eggs, you have set a very low bar for things you need to prove about yourself to complete strangers.

Balldo knows how to cook eggs. He's scrambled and fried them on stream before.
We're just saying it's utterly pathetic for a "traditional Catholic family" to purchase hardboiled eggs packed in plastic bags from Walmart when it takes around 10 minutes to make it yourself. I would expect a city bugman who works 12 hours a day to buy that shit.

He lives in a large property many are envious of. I will dare to say, why isn't he keeping his own chickens? I wish I can keep some.

 

[DumbDude43]

The place gets robbed often too.
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People shoplifting for sex toys.
Why is that even a thing?

Great place to visit.

look, sometimes you just really need a replacement for a broken balldo right now, ok?
can't let being broke get in between you and your well deserved daily ballgasm

 

[SlavSquater]

Licking whiskey bottes.
Going to gay bays.
Vacationing in swinger resorts
Defending OnlyFans whores.
Fellating his microphone.
Inviting people to go to sex shops with him.

With this in mind and his crumbling viewership, I can easily see Balldo going full "Suck dicks for cock" by the end of 2025.

 

[break these cuffs]

If this doesn't convince you that Nick has sucked dick and/or had a dude suck his, nothing will. The emphasis about it's largely dudes going there to cruise isn't by accident.

 

[Oliver Onions]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9jf-EijuCI
Man just saw this clip and it just fascinates me Nick's cadence. It is almost hard to put into words what I find so revolting about how he speaks I think the closest I can approximate is how he is speaking the thoughts of a drunkard but he's doing it at the breathless pace of a tweaker who just took a few decent hits of the meth pipe. He sounds like he's just about the start a heart attack every time he takes that desperate breath to transition between the lame jokes (or to add a LOL SO RANDUM line/sound effect) does anyone else notice this?

I can't watch these Nick clips without Josh or someone else giving color commentary any more because he's so annoying to listen to. He reminds me of when a junkie sits next to you at the bus stop (or god forbid on the bus itself) and you want to tell him to fuck off but you're afraid he might go mental and stab you with a pen, so you're stuck listening to his bullshit.

no
girls used to learn stuff like that straight from their mothers while growing up, by watching (and later, helping) mom do it
only post ~1970 did feminists break that chain

Likewise boys and their dads. One of my favourite memories of my dad was him teaching me how to open up the VCR and remove a tape that had got jammed. It wasn't a complicated process, but if he'd never taught me that I'd have had to call a repair man instead of doing it myself once I grew up (or in Current Year I guess I'd just throw it out and buy a new one for forty bucks).

Do people reach the age of 18 this helpless these days?

In most cases I'd imagine so, yes. I think it's hard for those of us past a certain age to properly grasp how different the world has been for anyone born after 9/11, because we still remember how things used to be and have the benefit of split perspective.

Spoiler: Old man yells at the cloud

If you were born after 2001, you have likely never known a world without 24/7 high-speed internet and your first phone was probably a smartphone. There has never been a moment when you've not had the collective knowledge (good and bad) of the whole world at your fingertips, so you've never learned the basic life skills most of us picked up because we had no other choice. Want to learn something? Trip to the library. Something's broke? Better figure out how to fix it. Interested in computers? Hope you understand CLI.

I don't want this to come across as a 'kids these days' rant because it's not their fault --all of us would have been the same if we'd grew up in the same era-- but when you've never known anything other than a society where you own nothing, everything is disposable and everything you could ever want can be delivered to you with one swipe on Amazon Prime or Ubereats I'm not remotely surprised kids today don't know basic skills like cookery or how to wire a plug.

 

[not william stenchever]

Going to gay bays.

This should be the official term for the goon caves that rackets took the imholtes to.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Someone set the original place on fire. also both addresses have reviews that complain that the cashier calling people homo's though which is pretty funny.

>A F.
Nick Fuentes disapproves of Pure Pleasure

This should be the official term for the goon caves that rackets took the imholtes to.

Now that you say that, I'm surprised that isn't a term already "oh yeah there's this porn shop on 42nd street everyone cruises. You just head into the back and pull into a gay bay and five cocks pop in from nowhere."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Behold what "Pure Pleasure" looks like:

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The below sign was apparently displayed at least one "Pure Pleasure" store in Minnesota, but I can't confirm whether it included the St Cloud one or not.

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Why not both?

I’ve driven past these along the highway and always wondered what kind of downtrodden loser would lack decency and self respect to walk inside. Well guess now I know. And he brings friends too,

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So... How about that banger of a locals stream last night? My favorite parts were the outright April cameo, the cope on the gay porn shop, and the speeding ticket no show explanation.

Oh, and how he broke two promises to his best and only fan, cgoody, by not doing a locals stream. Again. Only 16 days left in the month, he may as well have broken two promises.

I'm sure he'll weasel out and say they weren't promises, and it's funny and weird when people have expectations.

 

[Telvanni]

Holy shit. I was just about to post caps from that Reddit before your post. Similar ones, in fact. Funny enough, when I Googled this "store," the MNSwingers Reddit was one of the first results.

Here's mine for those that prefer dark mode background.

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I don't think this is JUST a sex shop.

Thanks Aaron! This is like Gay 90s again, only better!

Besides the gay aspect, if my wife found out I went to a sex shop with another woman, I'd be divorced the next day flat (As it should be)
Utterly disgusting and yet another nail to Rekieta's image for peak Islamic Content™

 

[RotPockets]

The place gets robbed often too.
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People shoplifting for sex toys.
Why is that even a thing?

Probably the same reason Rekieta likes going there.

How a small city is responding to a huge influx of Somali-Americans

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Wonder why? Probably the same reason Rekieta likes going there.
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How a small city is responding to a huge influx of Somali-Americans

What it is like to be Somali in St. Cloud

"What's John gonna do, steal a bottle of Tylenol from a Somali? I mean, when the hangover kicks in at the booths at Pure Pleasure, that's what I do!"

 

[East_Clintwood]

People begging for new content to stop the eggs talk, only for it to be revealed that Nick went to the kind of sex shop that sells used dildos??? and hosts gay sex orgies in the viewing booths is some straight up monkey paw shit.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Licking whiskey bottes.
Going to gay bays.
Vacationing in swinger resorts
Defending OnlyFans whores.
Fellating his microphone.
Inviting people to go to sex shops with him.

With this in mind and his crumbling viewership, I can easily see Balldo going full "Suck dicks for cock" by the end of 2025.

I'm surprised Nick hasn't fully come out of the closet by now. The way he acts, the way he talks, screams flaming homo.

 

[Swole McPole]

WHAT THE FUCK USED DILDO AND ANAL LUBE????/////?!!!11

"Every visit so far, the cashier has been unable to make eye contact with me."

Dude, he's doing you a FAVOUR! When your AIDS riddled cuckold takes you to the local sex store to be fitted for the Balldo, the only appropriate emotion is a deep and abiding shame. The last thing you want when you're engaged in such profoundly shameful behaviour is another human being looking you in the eye.

Also, that cashier doesn't want you misreading his signals. If he returns your gaze, you might mistake that as a sign of interest. That poor young nigger doesn't want another gang of pasty-white boomers suggesting that he might like to take a turn on our wife. He must get dozens of offers from these degenerates every day. Averting his gaze is the first line of defence.