💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Balldo's Gate]

Googling around about that place out of curiosity, the original post is long gone but this was on Reddit. I wonder just why Nick was so keen to bring them to that specific store.

Oh, I didn't realize it was a place like that when I posted about it.

Here's a recent discussion on /r/MNSwingers.

(Archive)



Apparently there is a shop in the front and then a weird video viewing booth area in the back where "everything and everything" happens.

 

[AltisticRight]

Did anyone take up his offer?

 

[ChromaQuack]

that's why people like corvids, squirrels and dolphins.

dolphins

Now imma let you finish but listen up here, dolphins are the bastards of the sea and they do not deserve the reputation they hold.

They are certainly smart, very much so, but they use that intelligence for evil wicked acts, hiding under their big tubular nose and silly noises is a creature worthy of every dark triad trait and then some. (which is retrospect them being big nosed sociopaths shows they may have a kinship with Nicky)

I personally go out of my way to make sure any tuna cans I buy for my cats are missing their "dolphin free" sticker as a way to fight the cetacean menace, fuck dolphins, all my niggas hate dolphins.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Oh, I didn't realize it was a place like that when I posted about it.

Here's a recent discussion on /r/MNSwingers.

(Archive)

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Apparently there is a shop in the front and then a weird video viewing booth area in the back where "everything and everything" happens.

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This is the grossest form of swinging.

I can hear the PPP bit now. "DRUNK TRANNIES VOMITING ON THE FLOOR AS LADY RACKETS GETS DOUBLE TEAMED!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron Imholte just said on his show tonight that Nick Rekieta took the Imholtes to a sex shop somewhere around St Cloud called "Pure Pleasure".

Oh, I didn't realize it was a place like that when I posted about it.

Here's a recent discussion on /r/MNSwingers.

Holy shit. I was just about to post caps from that Reddit before your post. Similar ones, in fact. Funny enough, when I Googled this "store," the MNSwingers Reddit was one of the first results.

Here's mine for those that prefer dark mode background.




I don't think this is JUST a sex shop.

Thanks Aaron! This is like Gay 90s again, only better!

 

[AltisticRight]

I personally go out of my way to make sure any tuna cans I buy for my cats are missing their "dolphin free" sticker as a way to fight the cetacean menace, fuck dolphins, all my niggas hate dolphins.

Orcas (they're dolphins but often called whales) would play "volleyball" with seals by launching them into the air. They'll also engage in sadism for fun, torturing smaller animals without even eating it.
Dolphins also rape. They are quite evil in that sense.
Edit: Didn't realise you posted clickable links. By the way, ducks evolved to have fake vaginas because they like to rape too.

Spoiler: Off-topic

Dolphins, specifically orcas are led by a matriarch. Each pack has their own ways to communication, hunting methods, and more. This tells me just because some dolphins would rape and torture smaller animals doesn't mean all of them do it for fun. Just like a few rapey men doesn't mean all men would rape.

I'm not going to dig into studies, but that's really beside the point. People like them because they are really smart and social creatures. If you save a dolphin, they will show affection. If you save a crow, it will bring you gifts. The same as other smarter critters such as racoons and cats. Racoons are filthy animals though, put it down with mercy if it's being an issue.

I don't think this is JUST a sex shop.

Thanks Aaron! This is like Gay 90s again, only better!

Shops need to attract zoomers, what's better than in-store gooner caves?

 

[Bepis]

This is the grossest form of swinging.

I can hear the PPP bit now. "DRUNK TRANNIES VOMITING ON THE FLOOR AS LADY RACKETS GETS DOUBLE TEAMED!"

At this point I halfway expect to find out the drunk tranny was Nick.

 

[not william stenchever]

In the absence of Nick streams to discuss we've covered how to boil eggs and how it's weird and not funny for someone to make an account here for the sole purpose of reporting the movements of a lolcow's children but there's a topic that is missing: are the gooncaves in the Pure Pleasure sex shop equipped with tripods?

 

[Sharpeteer]

are the gooncaves in the Pure Pleasure sex shops equipped with tripods?

Why yes, and Xbox MINI FRIDGES. And EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090Ti's. All bought from eBay scalpers.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7tlL3Uoemg
This clip is making my blood fucking boil. What a psychotic skeleton.
He claims he killed a couple racoons with a knife and a hammer, does anyone believe this?

He claims the racoons were stealing cat food. Why is there cat food outside? Am I supposed to feel sorry for his cats having their food "stolen" by racoons when the feline menace is probably out there slaughtering endangered wildlife?
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(Like this birb)

He's desperately trying to cope about the well being of his cats and even called the raccoons "illegal immigrants". Raccoons roamed the wilderness far before any human, let alone demented skeletons that wear balldos.
He's almost implying that he'd shoot illegal immigrants too. Wow, how funny. You're no better than North Koreans, nice joke there.
The "jokes" were fucking retarded.
>I didn't know your wife is Black
>Something about Eric July
>Something about injuns/natives

None of it registered. It's like listening to two old faggots try to make racist jokes, but in the end, they're just actual racists and they are the joke to everyone else.


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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WHAT THE FUCK USED DILDO AND ANAL LUBE????/////?!!!11
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The first review is a troll account.

The 2nd review is something I want @Null to read. Fucking faggot is offended a sex shop worker doesn’t want to look them in the eye.

 

[Captain Manning]

In the absence of Nick streams to discuss we've covered how to boil eggs and how it's weird and not funny for someone to make an account here for the sole purpose of reporting the movements of a lolcow's children but there's a topic that is missing: are the gooncaves in the Pure Pleasure sex shop equipped with tripods?

Hold up. We also need to know if they use butter from a butter dish for lube. Is used butter lube part of their inventory too? How about "naughty" novelty butter dishes?

 

[AltisticRight]

Hold up. We also need to know if they use butter from a better dish for lube. Is used butter lube part of their inventory too? How about "naughty" novelty butter dishes?

It all makes sense now.

Tripod = filming device
Butter = lubricant, natural even!
Hard boiled eggs = scrotum mounted in balldo, immersed in the hot tub

We've always been on topic.

 

[AnOminous]

Orcas (they're dolphins but often called whales) would play "volleyball" with seals by launching them into the air. They'll also engage in sadism for fun, torturing smaller animals without even eating it.
Dolphins also rape. They are quite evil in that sense.

They're pretty much humans.

Obligatory "You faggots are now arguing over boiling eggs, Nick needs to do something funny"

Nick? I have no idea what you're even talking about.

 

[Strix454]

I don't think this is JUST a sex shop.

I found some reviews of the place. The real action takes place in the back. There are "anything goes" video booths in the back where people apparently have sex. The place also seems to be a swinger (and worse) meet-up joint.

The comment I found is on this page.

This kind of place is way worse than gay90s. The area in the back sounds like the absolute bottom of the barrel. Its the kind of place where you will probably get crabs just by being there. Its the kind of place where you might meet a serial killer. And everyone has a bundle of STDs to share.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gay 90s, Hedonism II, now "Pure Pleasure".


I can't think of an even lower place, but I will be proven wrong.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

 

[Sammich]

They are certainly smart, very much so, but they use that intelligence for evil wicked acts

They ain't smart enough to figure out a way to get out of a tuna net, so fuck em.

 

[Golden Boy]

You know what I do with my completely normal Christian couple friends? Go to gay anal sex shops.

 

[Strix454]

I saw Aaron's earlier comments indicating he couldn't accept what he had walked away from and his wife had fallen into with the Rekietas. I assumed that it had to be drugs because Aaron was beyond sexual shame.

But if Nick and Kayla have fallen so far that they go as a couple to dirty, diseased rock-bottom swinger, anon sex and gay guy "booth" porn meet-up places, its actually possible that it all went too far for Old Steel Toe. I could actually believe that. That it was too much for Aaron.

 

[JCDenthog]

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

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Right now the cope is that he's busy with the kids and bringing them to various activities. So when summer hits and those activities settle down and he's still missing shows what will the new cope be?