💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Ivan Daniloff]

So Nick let the woman who gets him drugs (connect or plug, kids probably have other terms but I’m an old man shout out to MATI listeners) and parties with him move into his house during the dissolution of her marriage. His drug use spikes, his work output drops, and it’s almost a given that they’ve “crossed the line” from emotional into physical affair. This of course was exactly what April intended.

Seriously, why does it feel like everyone in this situation except April is RETARDED? Did Aaron even try to talk to our wife to head this shit off? Is he seriously that stupid that he didn’t know what was coming?

 

[Maude Snew]

They'll be too busy pissing in the coffin.

Nick did say it was fine to piss on someone's grave though so I don't see the issue here.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Nick did say it was fine to piss on someone's grave though so I don't see the issue here.

Nick Rakeita told me I could cum on his grave.

 

[thebigdream]

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.
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Mother's Day is mostly for children to celebrate their mother, in what other industry would you take leave from your job to celebrate your wife for it (and without the kids?!!). Take responsibility and cancel your kids' activities so they can appreciate their mom, retard.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.
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who has activities running on a Sunday? Let alone on mother's day that isn't tied to church? Most cases the activity is over after an hour or two and that's plenty of time to do a show on Tuesday morning.

 

[Captain Manning]

I never got why there's a sizeable group of posters that talk about Our Wife being a hapless bystander to Nick's degeneracy.

I hardly think it's "sizable" anymore. After all, you are all responding to one poster here.

I think, early on, some people (self included) were willing to consider that Nick was cajoling her into stuff. I think these people were giving her the benefit of the doubt, and applying some reasonable objectivity, because we know way more about him than her.

Further mudding the issue were things like Nick's "body destroyed" rant (which earned her a fair amount of sympathy), the fact that Faran's story has some big issues, and the fact that TiC kept posting that "bug eyes" crap to the point where I think people got genuinely sick of it.

Fast forward to now, and I don't think most people see her as so innocent anymore. If she's not actively enabling this shit, she's at least passively doing so. This shit has been going on for far too long now for her to not bear some responsibly. In addition to what everybody else has already pointed out, I think the biggest dig against her is she is his wife, and yet she seemingly does nothing as he self destructs. You know all the people here pondering why nobody has tried to stage an intervention? Well, she'd be a good candidate to lead it. Perhaps the best.

Plus, Nick is such a disingenuous faggot, he'll whine about people "attacking his family" even as nobody is actually attacking his family. Remember Claire? She vigorously defended his wife, and Nick still shit on her for criticizing him in the course of doing so. He was positively giddy when she and her family (which includes children younger than his) were victims of multiple crimes.

So, in conclusion, fuck 'em both.

I must say though, from all I've read, his grandfather seems like he was a pretty cool dude though.

 

[Kheapathic]

As Christians we are called upon to guide our wayward brothers back to the path of the Lord. I won't claim that calling Nick a drunken faggot is the epitome of guiding him back to the Lord. But for strangers on the Internet who can't take him aside privately and counsel him, I could sincerely argue that the Kiwi Farms is a net positive in hopefully getting Nick and those in his life to recognize the sad, pathetic and sinful path he is on.

This could just be me, and because I don't consider myself that good of a person. But when it comes to "rules to live by," you can take the divinity aspect out of Christian morals and values, and you'll find they're practically building blocks for what we may consider a functional society. A functional and secure home creates functional people and functional people create a functional society; and I find it quite hilarious that SCIENTE™ has measured certain things and found that a virtuous lifestyle can be good for you. Namely my favorite one being the more partners a woman has, the more deranged she is (queue Stephen Molyneux smiling); or that not partaking in gay sex leads to a healthier lifestyle. And taking Jesus and his message out of it may be heretical, but I like to point out, I don't need to declare his love of you or his message and mission for mankind; I can point at human inspiration and learning and say "This is still bad for you!" But science is the new religion and proves the opposite if it doesn't agree with people's lifestyles. Yeah, I take Jesus out of the message, but that's because it's so correct, I don't feel the need to declare divine inspiration, this is shit us retarded humans have literally documented.

It should take divine revelation to understand why you shouldn't talk shit on your wife and the mother of your children or other social aspects of your life; especially when your broadcast is open to anyone with an Internet connection. Oh, is that how you feel about your life, wife, church, etc? Sure, only God may judge you and I will be polite, but let's be clear, you're a fucking retarded piece of shit.

This is why I'm bad at it and don't prostelytize.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick Rakeita told me I could cum on his grave.

Energiiking is that you?

Mother's Day is mostly for children to celebrate their mother, in what other industry would you take leave from your job to celebrate your wife (and without the kids?!) for Mothers Day? Retard. Take responsibility and cancel your kids' activities so they can appreciate their mom.

But you don't understand, incel prude, they're weird and funny and really need and want to learn about playing Tennis in a cube made out of bees that are on fire in outer space at three in the morning since it's such a normal activity that all the kids like and it's hard to get other time slots.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.
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I’ve never heard of a dance recital on Mother’s Day. Besides that it sounds like he spent the day with his children and their mother. What else is Mother’s Day for? Well all know the answer is alcohol and drugs but he really should learn to lie better… or just be honest and say he can’t be bothered streaming.

His laziness and dishonesty is just astonishing at this point. It’s too easy to just point and laugh at him.

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Holy shit it's Dylan Mulvaney!

Kill it with fire.

 

[Oliver Onions]

No show, because of Mother's Day.

Sure. He really does write like an effiminate bitch.
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> Taking tonight to spend with [Our Wife]

To do what? Cradle her in the recovery position so she doesn't choke to death on her own vomit?

 

[Chongqing]

the line of only God can judge me

The first time I heard this, it was in a Jay-Z lyric.

Jay-Z once shot his own brother.

It really makes you think.

 

[Neetorino]

he spent the day with his children and their mother.

You've got the problem right there. When his kids are around he's still unwilling to strap on the Balldo and stick it in Our Wife. You also can't knot your wife in the crowd of a dance recital for children, that's too illegal for Nick to risk (yet). Plus I'm sure he needs all day to even get himself ready to look at Kayla in the nude, he'd much rather be looking at Aaron April.

 

[Oxyjen]

Apologies if this has been posted... but I had to from the Aaron & April Divorce Website. Think it's time to contact the webmaster and make that countdown ZERO.

Not the point, but that animation thing is impressive. Is Arron’s voice real audio from the show or is it acted?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m7TVLK8UiSo
I haven't watched it, but this is a thing.

Wonky audio balancing, needs more work on the VO, mispronunciation and stuttering, reads extensively (and robotically) from the new OP, very alogg-y, clips need to be thinned more, and only briefly cited sources at the end.

6/10 for the effort and the composition skills (which are good), but needs to be re-done and re-cut for presentation, or change the title from 'documentary' to something that allows more polemical takes.

I hardly think it's "sizable" anymore. After all, you are all responding to one poster here.

I think, early on, some people (self included) were willing to consider that Nick was cajoling her into stuff. I think these people were giving her the benefit of the doubt, and applying some reasonable objectivity, because we know way more about him than her.

Further mudding the issue were things like Nick's "body destroyed" rant (which earned her a fair amount of sympathy), the fact that Faran's story has some big issues, and the fact that TiC kept posting that "bug eyes" crap to the point where I think people got genuinely sick of it.

Fast forward to now, and I don't think most people see her as so innocent anymore. If she's not actively enabling this shit, she's at least passively doing so. This shit has been going on for far too long now for her to not bear some responsibly. In addition to what everybody else has already pointed out, I think the biggest dig against her is she is his wife, and yet she seemingly does nothing as he self destructs. You know all the people here pondering why nobody has tried to stage an intervention? Well, she'd be a good candidate to lead it. Perhaps the best.

Plus, Nick is such a disingenuous faggot, he'll whine about people "attacking his family" even as nobody is actually attacking his family. Remember Claire? She vigorously defended his wife, and Nick still shit on her for criticizing him in the course of doing so. He was positively giddy when she and her family (which includes children younger than his) were victims of multiple crimes.

So, in conclusion, fuck 'em both.

This, TBH, is a great summary.

I must say though, from all I've read, his grandfather seems like he was a pretty cool dude though.

His uncle and father seem like they might have cool stories about being a supercomputer and aeronautical engineer in the 80's and 90's.

This could just be me, and because I don't consider myself that good of a person. But when it comes to "rules to live by," you can take the divinity aspect out of Christian morals and values, and you'll find they're practically building blocks for what we may consider a functional society.

It is heresy, but it is not a new one. I'd argue the rules need an enforcer, and if you don't have someone who will take you to task for breaking them, you'll just do whatever you want.

This well-groomed social order seems to describe the UK post-War as they were shaped into a fighting nation by necessity and three culture was always mannered. Religion was a lot more nominal than my understanding of the United States in the 50's, but once you lose that social expectation, you get things like Nick and pregnant men...

It should take divine revelation to understand why you shouldn't talk shit on your wife and the mother of your children or other social aspects of your life; especially when your broadcast is open to anyone with an Internet connection. Oh, is that how you feel about your life, wife, church, etc? Sure, only God may judge you and I will be polite, but let's be clear, you're a fucking retarded piece of shit.

This is why I'm bad at it and don't prostelytize.

And this was the sentiment we thought Nick was expressing: 'It's a great thing. I believe it, but I'm also human and don't feel like the best representative.'

Turns out he didn't believe any of it.

 

[Lt Saavik]

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This is horrifying.

The man needs an intervention of some intensity.

One has to wonder what was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Personally, I think he's been on Ozempic. And maybe Kayla too, especially since Nick was bragging about how 'tiny' she was and that none of her dresses fit her anymore. Her appearance has also changed drastically.

He has a sagging face (known as Ozempic face).

Plus he has no self control, and admits to being a hedonist and was always surprised that he had the self control to 'just not eat.' Especially considering how swift and dramatic the weight loss was.

Edit: Plus it's just the sort of shortcut I can see him taking. When stocks of Ozempic were low it was especially expensive, and so a bit more 'exclusive.'

Plus it's known to cause crappy side effects. The no shows are more likely to be alcohol related, but just throwing it out there.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Personally, I think he's been on Ozempic. And maybe Kayla too, especially since Nick was bragging about how 'tiny' she was and that none of her dresses fit her anymore. Her appearance has also changed drastically.

He has a sagging face (known as Ozempic face).

Plus he has no self control, and admits to being a hedonist and was always surprised that he had the self control to 'just not eat.' Especially considering how swift and dramatic the weight loss was.

Edit: Plus it's just the sort of shortcut I can see him taking. When stocks of Ozempic were low it was especially expensive, and so a bit more 'exclusive.'

Plus it's known to cause crappy side effects. The no shows are more likely to be alcohol related, but just throwing it out there.

Thats meth, not a diabetes weight loss drug. Trust me its an extreme upper of some sort and ozempic just doesnt cut it, no dr would perscribe it unless you were 100 lbs or more over weight and has the betus.

 

[Lt Saavik]

Thats meth, not a diabetes weight loss drug. Trust me its an extreme upper of some sort and ozempic just doesnt cut it, no dr would perscribe it unless you were 100 lbs or more over weight and has the betus.

Fair enough.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Thats meth, not a diabetes weight loss drug. Trust me it’s an extreme upper of some sort and ozempic just doesnt cut it, no dr would perscribe it unless you were 100 lbs or more over weight and has the betus.

Ozempic/Wegovy/Mounjaro are prescribed for binge eating disorder and for weight loss for people without T2D all the time. It’s off label but common.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thats meth, not a diabetes weight loss drug. Trust me its an extreme upper of some sort and ozempic just doesnt cut it, no dr would perscribe it unless you were 100 lbs or more over weight and has the betus.

Yeah. Nick has never been fat enough or at risk enough for Ozempic. It's something else, probably illegal like meth. His behavior says as much.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

She was not a regular cast member or participant in the community until she had idea of having her own channel around the end of Depp

It's minor quibbling. And your recollection of Nick lore is more extensive than mine.

But my recalled version of events was that Nick was pushing hard pre-Locals lewdposting for Kayla to be a more regular feature in his content as a husband & wife team at the time similar to Aaron & April.

For weeks or months prior to the lewdposting and eventual total disappearance of Kayla from the backlash, Nick regularly mused on-air how he wanted to merge church & state by hosting his partner and marriage online. I can't recall the exact descriptors, but he praised his wife's personality and thought she was a hidden gem that was well suited for YT commentary.

Thus I feel like her brief YT channel creation was at Nick's behest in order to get her more familiar and comfortable with appearing on camera and making content.

The videos on her channel were more in the style of Shorts. I recall one where she was waxing poetically about a dead tomato plant in a hanging basket. There was another "Kids say the darnedest things" style one about one of the youngest boys.

As mentioned, we hear very little from Kayla directly, so we only hear Nick's versions of events for the most part wrt agency.

But my impression at the time was that Kayla's YT channel, while only featuring herself in short form family content, was always a ploy by Nick in a larger campaign at the time to get his wife on camera, and more specifically his liveshow, more frequently.