Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Moon Guy]

Reminds me of what a autist artist would design if they were never taught proper colour theory and basic composition.
I would guess this was designed by a danger hair/pooner or a troon.

 

[argopilled]

If you're spending your money on the rainbow suspenders mickey mouse plush you deserve to be called a faggot

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

This looks like a schizophrenic's bumper sticker collection.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Which is for the best because even if you're pro-trans, bootleg medication that's consistently full of contaminants is a potentially dangerous situation. Especially injections.

You'd be surprised at how effective tossing glass containers into a pressure cooker can sterilize them. I used to work on a lab bench making petri dishes with a custom chemical makeup that wasn't sold. Mix it, seal it in glass and pressure cook the containers, and you end up with media that is clear for an indefinite timespan.

Ideally if you are working in a clean environment(Every surface and instrument bleached and sterilized) using gloves correctly(read remove and replace whenever you leave the area or switch steps.) and know what you are mixing it shouldn't be a big deal. The issue is with the marketing and distribution channels. Specifically how they market to kids.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

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Gay R2D2 looks hideous.

 

[doodoocaca]

Gay R2D2 looks hideous.

I'm shocked it isn't a but plug on wheels.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I can't tell the difference between half of these official items and the endless amount of Disney knockoff bullshit there is in the world. That backpack looks exactly like some dropshipped crap where some Indian made a design for 5 dollars and someone else slapped it on every product Redbubble sells.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Disney released its pride month collection today.

Here is its main theming:
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And all 30 current items:
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I dunno about you but this REEKS of "LOOK, PRIDE MERCH! WE TOTALLY DIDN'T GET INTO TROUBLE WITH THE FAGS AGAIN! "DON'T SAY GAY"? "RON DESANTIS"? UHHHHH WHAT ARE YOU TALKNG ABOUT, LOOK AT THE PRETTY RAINBOWS!"

 

[The Incredible Gassy]

Can Disney get actual gay people to design their shit. I binge watched Project Runway with my Mom for mothersday and those homos can design shit worth wearing.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I am so excited to see how companies and activists are going to insert support for Hamas into Pride this year.
I'm calling it now - rainbow and trans colored keffiyeh

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

Disney released its pride month collection today.

Here is its main theming:
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And all 30 current items:
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Because they don't own their mascot anymore, I am pleased to announce 'The Kiwi' Collection, featuring Micky Mouse.


this is satire, don't kill yourself for legal reasons

Featuring T's of all types for all ages!



With True & Honest Exclusives like the Semper FI visor, and limited RAT Edition


Enter promo code BALDO on checkout for the chance to win a limited edition shot glass and bib!

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I'm shocked it isn't a but plug on wheels.

Trans Droid Lives matter, you bigot

 

[MeatSuki]

When was the last year the world never associated rainbows with LGBTQ+?

 

[Swole McPole]

It's blatantly obvious that straight men designed all this gaudy shit. Not a single gay person would come up with this ugly, eyesore rubbish.

Disney aren't fools. They know that it isn't the London/Paris/New York fudgepacker elite who'll be buying and wearing this shit. It's being bought by Cousin Mary from Buttfuck, Wisconsin for her faggy Uncle Wayne in Racine, or bull dagger Aunt Louise in Madison.

They'll wear it once for a family event and then stick it in the cupboard or use it as a duster.

 

[rel=alternate]

That backpack looks like an exaggerated 4chan parody to mock "woke companies".

Honestly, I think this is the item most likely to find a public, especially given it has utility.

I totally see this type of item being very popular with the high school/early adult crowd. That is, if there was not Mickey Mouse's face everywhere on it.

I see a lot of weirdos wearing this type of stuff. The lack of subtilty is probably an advantage more than an issue.

 

[Larry Trainor]

Disney aren't fools. They know that it isn't the London/Paris/New York fudgepacker elite who'll be buying and wearing this shit. It's being bought by Cousin Mary from Buttfuck, Wisconsin for her faggy Uncle Wayne in Racine, or bull dagger Aunt Louise in Madison.

They'll wear it once for a family event and then stick it in the cupboard or use it as a duster.

Nah, I disagree. Lots of high/middle school girls with weird pronouns are gonna be the ones buying this. This stuff is right up the ally of those kids who feel the need to make this type of stuff their personality. They'll get their parents to get it for them and throw dangenrompa/homestuck/steven universe/hazbin pins on and maybe a cheap peppa pig plush on the zipper "for the lols".

source: I know people who do this exact thing

 

[Space Police]

Gay R2D2 looks hideous.

Maybe it could work as some Lego side character. Maybe.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Can Disney get actual gay people to design their shit. I binge watched Project Runway with my Mom for mothersday and those homos can design shit worth wearing.

Can people quit with this stupid meme already? Gays are not the highly sophisticated aesthetes you are imagining. They love this:



(bing search: Miami drag shows)

And this:


("openly gay priest")

And this:

("famous gay designer")

And this:



And this:

 

[euler271]

Can people quit with this stupid meme already?

Not everything gays make is gonna be good. And most of the examples you have are just shit made to be gay not just designed by a gay

 

[Random Internet Person]

I genuinely don't know who the fuck would buy that ugly arse backpack. It literally looks like a 5 year old designed it. Some of the stitch stuff is subtle enough to be okay i can see normies buying it thinking it's just a cute rainbow thing. But fuck me that backpack is ugly.

Yeah the Stitch plush and pins are fine, but the backpack is awful. Way too much shit going on there.

So much Lisa Frank inspiration it’s not even funny.

Jesus, it feels like we just survived the last pride month.

Any predictions for Pride Month 2024?

Nah, I disagree. Lots of high/middle school girls with weird pronouns are gonna be the ones buying this. This stuff is right up the ally of those kids who feel the need to make this type of stuff their personality. They'll get their parents to get it for them and throw dangenrompa/homestuck/steven universe/hazbin pins on and maybe a cheap peppa pig plush on the zipper "for the lols".

source: I know people who do this exact thing

I’d also throw in The Owl House for good measure. That show went all in on LGBT.

And if these kids don’t do as you say, they’ll probably turn to Etsy and RedBubble to get their fix.