🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Głosy: 68 24,7%

  • Sent to Rehab

    Głosy: 26 9,5%

  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Głosy: 80 29,1%

  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Głosy: 101 36,7%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    275
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Bossman lost it all and said he was going to smash his computer, after that the stream hung.
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edit: he's back for more gamba, unknown if something got smashed
 
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WEEKEND powiedział(a):
You know the ecosystem around a lolcow is thriving when people start to emulate the cow in questions mannerisms and speech patterns. What's your favorite? I'm gonna fuck dood. I'm gonna dood, DOOD I'm gonna FUCK. Man fuck my life man. This is so sad. DOOD, I'm gonna do something man. I'm so sick of this DOOD.
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When Ethan Ralph was in his heyday I was all about saying 'YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER' or ' BISH' or 'Simple as!' or 'Couldn't be me!'. Now I'm all about the 'DOOD HOWWWW' or 'Oh my gawd I just lost it all' or 'I'm gonna fucking- DOOD!' or 'This is so sad, I am soda pressed'.
One WV cow exits, and another one enters to take its place in my retard lexicon.
 
Doinker Marmalade powiedział(a):
When Ethan Ralph was in his heyday I was all about saying 'YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER' or ' BISH' or 'Simple as!' or 'Couldn't be me!'. Now I'm all about the 'DOOD HOWWWW' or 'Oh my gawd I just lost it all' or 'I'm gonna fucking- DOOD!' or 'This is so sad, I am soda pressed'.
One WV cow exits, and another one enters to take its place in my retard lexicon.
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I want to hear Bossman yell at coin flip screaming "I MADE YEW BISH, YEW SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY I LET YOU HANG OFF MY BALLS"
 
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Bossman currently up to 43k in the discord, Tune In!

Five minutes later it's all gone after a $16k flip, actual retardation at work
 
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$40,000 gone in a minute. The best part is he goes all in with his last $8,000 and wins but he goes for a double coin flip and it's all gone.
Oh well.

From the Kees odysee stream

Soda pressing. Just three minutes earlier he was going to finally get a car but Sinister Steven rigged it. :(
 
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degengambalar powiedział(a):
$40,000 gone in a minute. The best part is he goes all in with his last $8,000 and wins but he goes for a double coin flip and it's all gone.
Oh well
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Could not stop laughing when I heard him say "this is the first flip" after winning on all in 8k please protect this man at all costs
 
degengambalar powiedział(a):
$40,000 gone in a minute. The best part is he goes all in with his last $8,000 and wins but he goes for a double coin flip and it's all gone.
Oh well.
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From the Kees odysee stream

Soda pressing. Just three minutes earlier he was going to finally get a car but Sinister Steven rigged it. :(
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"I lost it all...oh well"

This gotta be fake money right?
 
Blows my mind every time I open the thread. The chance of landing 3 consecutive successful toss predictions is 1/8. And 4 is 1/16.
This man keeps on betting 4 and 5 digit numbers on 12.5% chance of success and is in awe every time it doesn't work. And if luck has his back this one time and it does work, he then bets it all on 6.25% and blames the CEO when it fails.
Fucking lmao

Burl McMillan powiedział(a):
Could not stop laughing when I heard him say "this is the first flip" after winning on all in 8k
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Is it possible his brain is so fried from the crack he thinks every flip is a 50/50 chance? Like, does he think winning 5 times in a row is 50/50 because the coin is either heads or tails every time and he should always be winning half the time? I'm starting to suspect that's what he thinks and that's why he's on the toss so much, and that's why he's disappointed when he loses.
Am I underestimating him? Does he know what he's doing?
 
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LanceHaver powiedział(a):
"I lost it all...oh well"

This gotta be fake money right?
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He had $14,000 in his wallet so he didn't really lose it all.
He only gets upset when he truly loses every dollar to his name because then he cant gamble anymore.

It's real money trust me he just doesn't value it that much because he's never had to pay bills or have any responsibilities in his 28 years of living. BMJ is a simple man, all he needs in life is drugs and money to gamble with.

postfeetpls powiedział(a):
The chance of landing 3 consecutive successful toss predictions is 1/8. And 4 is 1/16.
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Are you fucking retarded? Bossman presses button and it's either head or tails. Those are 50/50 odds buddy anything under that is only because of fucking riggers.
 
degengambalar powiedział(a):
Are you fucking retarded? Bossman presses button and it's either head or tails. Those are 50/50 odds buddy anything under that is only because of fucking riggers.
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That's right. Every gamble is 50/50. Either you win or you don't. Fucking RATS with their Harvard numbers just don't understand.
 
Bossman is high on his phone in discord spamming more voice memo's than your mom.

People fucking with his address (⚠️Don't be a retard and send shit to him⚠️)
- pizza's
- capri sun
- boxes?
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(credit to @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph's image generating skills)

He thinks he sounds like a ...



Someone pointed out he's on the bcgame leaderboard
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His response

He's still spamming more voice memo's as I type this.
 
Is there stats on how much he's lost on the coin?
 
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