💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Canoodler]

Look at that winner of a man right there. You can see the masculinity oozing out of his pores.

Looking more like an AIDS victim with each passing day.

 

[Potatoherder]

It didn't go over as well as i think he expected. YT at $34 and rumble not even doubling it. Viewership was also lower and didn't break 3k. Muted user was spam.

He said 2 things, this and restating how he got his mug. Don't know what Nick was referencing but this is the message right above his.

TheInternetIsntReal	remember to try not to fuck any kids everyone	2024-05-08 02:51:09 -0500 CDT
RekietaLaw	It's not a problem if you love it	2024-05-08 02:51:15 -0500 CDT

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Total Rumbles: $ 55
Rumble Count: 15 ( 9 )
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.5135227661759671 ( Adjusted: 0.308% )
Peak Viewers: 2921
Peaked time: 2024-05-08 00:52:27.443254241 -0500 CDT m=+12767.812951545
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Chat Messages: 3012 ( 251 unique users )
Muted: 1
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 287834066
Start: 2024-05-07 22:32:49.816705563 -0500 CDT m=+4390.186402872
End: 2024-05-08 03:33:09.007733519 -0500 CDT m=+22409.377430828
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/

 

[Sharpeteer]

Wow, Vito's "comedy" has been rubbing off on this guy hasn't it.

He's so stupid and lowest-common-denominator that he thinks the more shock value a joke has, the funnier it is. Never mind that a joke should be clever or relatable, but just make it as shocking as possible, and you win. Absolute worst kind of comedian. Not too many people can relate with "joking" about you wanting to corrupt kids. Just you and your new gang of awful friends.

Also Nick's problem is that he's the most retarded lolbertarian on the planet. I don't think of the police as friends, but it would be pretty funny if one day he got the wrong cop, the cop was sick of his shit, and the cop just beat the living crap out of him with his nightstick of wrath.

Not like anything would come from it. Nick would sue for police brutality, and not show up.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick’s trial streams are the worst casualty of his heel arc. His best talent was getting a bunch of actually knowledgeable guests on the same stream and facilitating commentary with surface level observations that could be expounded upon or argued by the guests, then saying something stupid and edgy to smooth over conflicting personalities. He had genuinely good instincts as a show host before he destroyed his mind with alcohol. It also got him to shut the fuck up while court was in session, so there was no time to practice his awful stand up comedy.


New trial streams would be boring. He could reliably pull Ahn, Branca, Joe, Meghan and Lead Attorney on for a little while but I can’t imagine they keep coming back when he spends half of his show trying out his standup bits and the other half responding to trolls. He can’t put on an entertaining one man show without liquor.

Thats the most disappointing thing about this faggots decent into mindless debauchery and alcoholism.
Hos Rittenhouse coverage was good, his Depp coverage was good it was genuinely entertaining, so much so I tuned in everyday to watch two fucking Hollywood wierdos humiliate each other in public for months when I genuinely gave less than two fucks about either of them (my wife likes celebrity shit, she likes Depp, I think he's an amusing drunk but I didn't really care one way or the other about his case) because it was entertaining, and he had decent guests who could explain what was going on, and Nick himself wasn't an insufferable, whiney pervert that didn't know when to keep his dick licker shut.
The drink hadn't rotted his brain then.

I genuinely miss those law streams, they were entertaining to have on in the background at work. But Nick's exposed himself as a piece of shit, theres no going back. He had a good thing going, all he had to do was not be a gross coomer asshole and alienate his audience.

I can't see him getting that audience back now, he blew it. Hope the booze and gay parties were worth it.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Best shape of his life, folks!

 

[Procrastinhater]

This guy is threatening to kill cops.

You know this Still Life faggot is a weedy 5 foot something pussy thats never been in a real fight in his life just from the way he tries to do the "I am a genuine bad ass" talk.
He reminds me of Pat.
People that talk like him won't even make eye contact with other men and can't hold it if they do.
He talks like that to try and convince himself he's not afraid every minute he's outside.

Yap yap little dog.

He's fucking transparent. His Mom must have really fucked him up. I'm guessing there was no Dad.

 

[AnOminous]

I genuinely miss those law streams, they were entertaining to have on in the background at work. But Nick's exposed himself as a piece of shit, theres no going back. He had a good thing going, all he had to do was not be a gross coomer asshole and alienate his audience.

He used to have chats full of people who lionized him to the point it was cringy. Now his chats are graveyards mostly filled with people there to watch the trainwreck and mock him with $5 superchats.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Addicts will literally OD, end up in the hospital, escape from the hospital after Narcan or whatever, and then go OD again immediately afterwards.

Nick is at that state of existence.

I've seen addicts OD, get Narcan shots, and then try to fist fight the fucking paramedic for ruining their high.

3:37

Thats about the level Nick is at right now.
If it wasn't for that tust fund he'd be drinking cooking sherry living on the street.

 

[Shig O'nella]

5 years older than most Millennials, yet looks like their father.

Wyświetl załącznik 5963326

How long has he been dyeing his beard for anyway?

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Has anyone seen the chat he's "reading" here? I'd like to know what he's responding to.


COPY_1_Unbreaded Stories： Spacey, Female [Predators] Teachers, Trans Athletes Are Invincible [...mp4

“Because sometimes kids try to be attractive for adults.”

Nick, what the fuck are you saying??!!! This is Anthony Cumia levels of disturbing statements. What’s next, are you going to say there are some hot thirteen year olds?

 

[FedPostalService]

Hit me with all the gay stickers but Nick really needs an intervention.

There must be people who know who know him in real life scanning this thread and I really hope they try and get him to seek help.

I knew people who drank like Nick and ended up looking like Nick. That sentence is in the past tense because they are dead now.

It’s a fucking horrible way to die and there are very few people I’d wish it on.

It’s long past being funny now.

 

[Sharpeteer]

There must be people who know who know him in real life scanning this thread and I really hope they try and get him to seek help.

There's one person in his house that could probably turn him around. But unfortunately she's too zonked out to do anything to help him quit the substance abuse, or even care. About as useful as a wart. I don't know if she reads the farms, but we know she at one point watched @elb. Don't know if that's still the case. That tells me she was at least wondering what was going on. But my guess is that was a long time ago, and now, can't be bothered.

Besides her, the only other people I can think of that could help him are his parents - by telling him to clean up, or no trust fund for you. If they aren't mortified by the thought of him driving their grandkids around while drunk, then I don't think they give a shit either.

I used to think Dax could convince him to quit, but that ship sailed, as even he seems to want to keep a distance. I don't remember the exact stream (I think it might have been his American Beauty is my favorite movie stream) where Dax commented "well you do drink a lot." It might not sound like much, but that's probably the best you're ever going to get out of him in regards to telling Nick he's got a problem.

His church, I believe did try to help at one point - they invited him to a "meeting" of some sort. We don't have 100% confirmation on what it is, but I can guess.

 

[ffo kcuF]

I love this thread, Nick's just the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[RotPockets]

You know this Still Life faggot is a weedy 5 foot something pussy thats never been in a real fight in his life just from the way he tries to do the "I am a genuine bad ass" talk.
He reminds me of Pat.
People that talk like him won't even make ey contact with other men and can't hold it if they do.
He talks like that to try and convince himself he's no afraid every minute he's outside.

Yap yap little dog.

He's fucking transparent. His Mom must have really fucked him up. I'm guessing there was no Dad.

Agent Lanza: activated

How long has he been dyeing his beard for anyway?

 

[sixart]

to all the zoomer kiwifarmers (I doubt most people here could pass PronHub verification) American Beauty was a universally lauded film with 8 I shit you not 8 Academy Awards when it wasn't a black culture festival: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Original Screenplay, Best Original Score, Best Cinematography, Best Film Editing

I'm stunned the insolent Null hasn't watched the critically acclaimed AMERICANA of American Beauty and Nick in his stunted growth has impressioned upon American Beauty as the pinnacle of western cinemateque

for people 24 years later to think this is a pedo boomer film is to not appreciate the art

Nick was just over 18 when he saw the movie about a dad wanting to bang his highschool daugher's cheerleader friend. It was a seminal moment inducting him into the Order

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

turns camera off for two minutes; comes back refreshed, babbling about Ted Kennedy and dead hookers

So he’s using* on stream now? Is this a first?

Sincerely upsetting that he has 5 minor children in his care. Makes me sick.

*hard drugs. Obviously he’s been abusing alcohol.

 

[AnOminous]

So he’s using* on stream now? Is this a first?

Sincerely upsetting that he has 5 minor children in his care. Makes me sick.

*hard drugs. Obviously he’s been abusing alcohol.

He's been having suspicious "breaks" for months, once coming back with a nosebleed and generally with outlandish excuses.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

for people 24 years later to think this is a pedo boomer film is to not appreciate the art

For people to look back at this and think this is some pedo boomer ritual is to not appreciate the art

 

[DumbDude43]

There's one person in his house that could probably turn him around. But unfortunately she's too zonked out to do anything to help him quit the substance abuse, or even care. About as useful as a wart. I don't know if she reads the farms, but we know she at one point watched @elb. Don't know if that's still the case. That tells me she was at least wondering what was going on. But my guess is that was a long time ago, and now, can't be bothered.

Besides her, the only other people I can think of that could help him are his parents - by telling him to clean up, or no trust fund for you. If they aren't mortified by the thought of him driving their grandkids around while drunk, then I don't think they give a shit either.

I used to think Dax could convince him to quit, but that ship sailed, as even he seems to want to keep a distance. I don't remember the exact stream (I think it might have been his American Beauty is my favorite movie stream) where Dax commented "well you do drink a lot." It might not sound like much, but that's probably the best you're ever going to get out of him in regards to telling Nick he's got a problem.

His church, I believe did try to help at one point - they invited him to a "meeting" of some sort. We don't have 100% confirmation on what it is, but I can guess.

my headcanon is that his wife has probably tried to get through to him and get him to stop drinking, but it failed.
she probably feels powerless because she can't really do anything. people commonly say that a wife in her position should make an ultimatum like "go to rehab or i leave you" but i don't think this would work, because she can't really follow through with the threat. leaving him would mean that she suddenly has to deal with 5 kids all on her own while also falling into poverty at the same time, and she is not prepared for that, so the ultimatum would be a pure bluff. and nick is probably smart enough to have this figured out already, so he'll call her out on it and win immediately.
given her situation, i understand why she stays.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He's been having suspicious "breaks" for months, once coming back with a nosebleed and generally with outlandish excuses.

Yeah but I meant like clearly just muting/turning camera off and doing a bump. Seems like an escalation.