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- 28 Gru 2014
At this point, if you retain Balldo Man as a "lawyer" you get what you fucking deserve. Who would hire this retard who can't even handle a traffic ticket?
Remember even Kevin LanDUI actually showed up.
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Remember even Kevin LanDUI actually showed up.
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- 17 Maj 2021
He has said that he is being 'weird' or some other soft critique like, 'Why do you need to day thr n-word so many times?'
LOCALS banned his credit and debit cards amd his account 4-5 times (recorded in one of my logs from Panoptes) and he buys disposable gift cards to pay his subscription.
Yes. He has made threats about identifiable people. This is the audience Nick wanted--or perhaps more accurately, could not be bothered to engage or moderate properly.
One laughed aloud.
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- 19 Lut 2024
Hahaha. That is so fantastic.
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- 22 Gru 2022
Not sure why Nick thinks the freezepeach guy is Monty because weren’t they complaining about Richardoteam getting banned? Like the freezepeach account is the new account of Richardoteam?
Regardless, doubt that either is Monty because he has never been shy to make comments under his own account, or at the very least, an account that is clearly him. One would think he’d not say anything when involved in a lawsuit but he’s tweeted & talked in livestreams about the case & about Nick (although no where near on the unhinged level of Nick), so no reason he’d not superchat. He has done it under his own account name in the semi-recent past too, but only a dollar or two, not $5.
Also, if it were Monty, he would set Nick straight on certain facts, such as he’s never “lost” a lawsuit regarding him being a pedo, as Nick stupidly keeps repeating.
As an aside, this might be retarded, but typing out “Richardoteam”, something struck me. Nick always reads out “Richard O. team” but is it supposed to be “Ricardo team”? And if so, where is Romaine team?
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- 28 Gru 2014
Speaking for me, I always show up to this kind of thing because something like half the time it gets thrown out because the cop just straight doesn't show. I'd also show for a points offense and try to plead it to something with no points. And if, in the unlikely event I have actual evidence the ticket is bunk, then I can give that a shot.
I have zero idea why Nickhole would do something that only made him look like a completely incompetent dumbfuck. He is more of a fuckup than Russell Greer at this point. I think even Greer could handle a traffic ticket.
Nick, though? He is a colossal fuckup, an absolute loser and a failure, and can't even do the most basic task correctly. He is a goddamn retard, a malpractitioner of law, and should have his license yanked because anyone represented by him in anything actually serious would be at serious risk of harm to their life and liberty, thanks to this phenonenal douche-canoe's complete incompetence.
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- 13 Lip 2017
"Look, April, I know I didn't show up for court, and I know I told you not to pay the ticket, and I KNOW you now have a suspended license. But that's okay. I can fix this. I am a super lawyer. Just take the license plate off your truck and put this on instead."
(This is a joke, but I could actually see Nick becoming so defiant and unhinged someday that he goes go full SovCit).
It's worse than that. I would bet anything he agreed to do this pro bono. What he just proved is you wouldn't even want him for free.
If you have a choice between a free representation from Nick, or representing yourself, for fuck's sake, chose the latter.
CarlKingofDucks
kiwifarms.net
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- 5 Mar 2020
Amazing how this guy went from depp millions to whatever he is now lol
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- 28 Gru 2014
You now have two parts to your life. The innocent part, where you had never heard of a Balldo, and now the ruined part, where you're all too aware of its existence.
And it's usually months between them banning even though this dipshit is immediately back fedposting minutes later. How the fuck hard is it just to click him the fuck off the site the moment he starts up again?
If you have a choice between being represented by Nickhole or just getting the gas chamber, suck it up. He'd somehow get you something worse.
Canoodler
kiwifarms.net
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- 20 Lut 2020
You could go to court for a parking ticket and Balldo would find a way make you end up on death row.
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- 6 Paź 2022
I can't wait for the Silent Hill x Rekieta Law crossover special where it's revealed the Ceiling Cats were his starving children pawing for food this entire time.
On a side note, can someone put Komm Susser Todd over his Dear John soliloquy?
Well, I guess there's only one thing left to say.
How embarrassing.
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- 13 Lip 2017
You would still be sentenced to death, but because Nick was your attorney, the government feels it has no choice but to reimplement hanged, drawn and quartered as an execution method.
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- 19 Lut 2024
The government knows they're going to have to waste a bunch of time, paper and man hours all for nothing once they see Nick is the attorney, because they know he won't show. So they choose the worst death they can think of for the defendant.
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- 17 Maj 2021
Duncan had more principles than Balldo and refunded it.
Hammers and nails; Lolcows and detractors...
You see it with BMJ and his RATS! Ethan Ralph and the AYYYYYYLAWGS! DSP and his haters. Common cow L.
I have reason to believe that the LOCALS crew wanted nothing to do with the chat. You can see it in the few rimes the jewish QC person was present. Hell, the parent company doesn't want Nick around and let his contract lapse.
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- 6 Kwi 2019
The idea of anyone harming Nick's business is hilarious when Nick himself has made certain that if he ever had to work as a real lawyer and not just sit around at his Potemkin small law firm, he will never be hired by any serious firm. "Mr. Rekieta? Hi, I'm David Goldfarb, and these are my partners Irv Ratner and Morrie Beakman. Thank you for coming. I'd like to get right down to brass tacks. We've heard of you. You're the grave desecration dildo lawyer. Unfortunately, a specialist in that sort of law isn't what we're currently looking for at Goldfarb, Ratner & Beakman."
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- 28 Gru 2014
"Also aren't you a non-practicing lawyer? Wasn't your last case a traffic ticket and you were too drunk to show up for even that?"
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- 16 Sie 2018
Tin-foil hat theory: Still-Life is Nick’s alt account so he has an outlet to openly keep abusing his few remaining fans.
Was the fine originally $130. Surely there has to be some sort of financial penalty for wasting the court’s time?
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- 17 Gru 2022
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- 22 Wrz 2021
Even worse.
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- 18 Gru 2021
I remember watching a stream years ago where Nick was literally talking about the difference between "fun" and "joy". He was saying that watching your kids grow up, and growing your relationships with the people you love isn't always fun in the moment, but it brings more and more joy to your life over a longer period of time. I swear it was a long discussion too, he was very clear on the point that fun stuff is always fleeting, while things that bring joy would build up and get more and more rewarding and that's why he made joy a priority in his life over doing fun things.
It's almost like the concepts of fun and joy got flipped in his head. For the past couple of years he's been trying to have more and more "fun" because now he thinks that that's what enriches peoples lives, whereas having kids and building a relationship is a worthless drag. Even the show - it was all about building these storylines that would be built up over months and years. His analysis of Dick's case, Vic's case, all the long-term cases led to all sorts of interesting character studies of the people involved and interesting crossovers with the people surrounding the case. It made people want to come back and see what would happen next. It was often a little dry, sometimes even boring in the moment, but the cases became more and more interesting over time.
The difference between now and then, both in his life and his stream, is that he isn't putting down roots. Everything he does and everything he talks about is wrung dry after minutes. His life's become a dustbowl and he can't understand why - but he used to understand. Fun is like candy: it goes down easy, but it rots you from the inside out; joy is like a stew, something hearty, it isn't "fun" to eat like candy is, but it's still good and it's enjoyable for years - it will keep you healthy instead of rotting you away.