💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

Has anyone noticed Nick hasn't had any extravagant purchases recently? Maybe that's because his current earnings are nearly nothing. Lmao. No trips to Cuck Island. No Rustangs. Nothing. No money for Nick to blow on retard activities. Suck it, Nickhole.

 

[Musashi's Son]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHmzgk2ND0

I love how disappointed Phil looks while reacting to Rekieta's drunk meltdown. Phil is becoming a live Balldo Alog.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

King Phil eviscerated Balldoman: "This is, like, uncontrollable alcoholism at this point. Like - what he's saying and doing is like, 'What the hell?'"



"I'm not going to watch anymore. It's just a guy who gets on stream, he gets so drunk he rants about nonsense, and it's offensive shit."

 

[Sharpeteer]

Has anyone noticed Nick hasn't had any extravagant purchases recently? Maybe that's because his current earnings are nearly nothing. Lmao. No trips to Cuck Island. No Rustangs. Nothing. No money for Nick to blow on retard activities. Suck it, Nickhole.

He's saving up to buy the Nvidia RTX 5090 when it comes out, and extra so he can get it from the scalpers on eBay.

 

[Guntkvd]

DSP mogging rakets with gaytor tier takes. Love to see it.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine Nick's current state of mind. He is no longer earning huge amounts of money. He is at Ethan Ralph levels of earning.

At the time he was making lots of money from superchats, he could afford to buy Rustangs, take trips to Hedo II, and live a hugely wonderful, incredibly gay, and perverse lifestyle.

Look at him now, though, earning barely minimum wage, in a state of desperation and anger, sucking down booze like a faggot.

I am laughing so fucking hard. Just look at this loser.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Lmao gotta love pigroach's residual seethe at da ebil kiwifarms but damn he fucking iced rackets. Never thought I'd see DSP become a detractor

 

[elb]

DSP looks like a disappointed dad. He is reacting to the dear john clip. -18m-ish from the end as of this post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHmzgk2ND0

 

[Null]

DSP looks like a disappointed dad. He is reacting to the dear john clip. -18m-ish from the end as of this post

Rekieta's alcoholism projected him into the future. He wasn't looking at Ceiling Cat, he was looking at DSP looking down on him.

 

[DumbDude43]

whoever is feeding this rekieta content to phil, please find a clip where he explains the balldo to people and have dsp react to that

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta's alcoholism projected him into the future. He wasn't looking at Ceiling Cat, he was looking at DSP looking down on him.

 

[Nate Higgers]

DSP looks like a disappointed dad. He is reacting to the dear john clip. -18m-ish from the end as of this post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQHmzgk2ND0

I never thought these words would come from me but…Phil is making me laugh so hard I’m crying.

I am loving how Rekieta is down SO FUCKING BAD that even the goddamn GOUTROACH is shitting on him, and there’s no bias or no agenda coming from Phil. He’s approaching Balldoman as a completely uninformed almost unbiased observer and I love it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The degree and the required classes are entirely superficial. Most of the total classes offered by the department are specialty professional writing classes, writing workshops or classes centered around politics. The English department at the school seems to treat actual literature as a secondary concern.

I suspect most of the graduates of a program like this are going to either end up teaching children or in some specialized legal/medical/technical professional writing.

He said on stream that he and Drexel wrote the most horrific and bloody things they could think of last-minute for their writing projects. They never took it seriously.

Also, Drexel has the same degree...

His parents seem more or less normal (or as normal as you can be as a Rekieta, anyway) and his father did work a high paying job in what, if I remember correctly, was a fairly high skilled position so odds are he understands the value of money even if he's never had troubles with it, I imagine the grandparents also didn't engage in luxurious wastrel conduct given what people have dug up on their character, and a good part of that might have been passed down to his father.

Money can’t buy taste. There’s a strong amount of evidence to indicate that he’s either a beneficiary of his granddaddy’s oil money and/or his dad’s money earned from working at Cray Supercomputers.

Nick's father seemed at one point to try and get Nick to follow in that same line but failed.

Most of this is in the new OP, but tis last point about attempted shepherding of Nick toward philanthropic interests.

What is the lore here that I have missed?

Plus i'm sure the guy's parents taught him from a young age stuff like revenue/profit and other stuff and were absurdly financially literate. People that have never run their own business don't seem to realize how much shit they don't know about economics.

Nick knew a lot about trusts... Ty complimented him on it. Makes sense now... He has been looking for a loophole forever...

Theres a draft for a new OP in Prospering Grounds. That's as much spoonfeeding you'll get, faggot

It is a full OP. Just waiting for substitution.

I'm not nearly autistic enough to take on such a noble task, but I'd love either a definitive clip compilation, or an actual tally on total minutes and seconds he has either softly advocated, tried to dismiss, or downplay sexualizing kids.

@elb has a lot of them in clips with American Beauty in the title. You can also see this thread where discussion peaked around it and the streams they reference.

This fag used to be one of the biggest earners in superchats in North America.

People advised him to quit doing the weird shit he was doing.

Now this phenomenal mental retard ignored all that advice, continued doing what he's doing, and is now earning less than a burger flipper at a McDonald's window. What a fucking idiot.

Nick set his career on fire and told people who tried to put it out to fuck off.

Has anyone noticed Nick hasn't had any extravagant purchases recently? Maybe that's because his current earnings are nearly nothing. Lmao. No trips to Cuck Island. No Rustangs. Nothing. No money for Nick to blow on retard activities. Suck it, Nickhole.

His last LOCALS stream (no LOCALS streams this month though he promised 14) he coped about not being able to travel how he wanted. He might visit his parents--but conspicuously no mention of Anime Matsuri in Houston.

I also called this months ago that a sign of no contract would be limited travel plans this year and lack of large purchases. I will call now that he will not be at AM this year for... reasons...

 

[Sharpeteer]

Please Phil, share with everyone the communications that happened between you and Nick during the bankruptcy coverage.

I really want it.

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This cracked me up. Thanks.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

whoever is feeding this rekieta content to phil, please find a clip where he explains the balldo to people and have dsp react to that

Any time I go into the Rekieta thread I keep track of how many pages it takes me to see a Balldo reference. Today it was 1 page.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

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Jesus Christ when did Nick start looking like an AIDS carrier?

 

[DumbDude43]

Any time I go into the Rekieta thread I keep track of how many pages it takes me to see a Balldo reference. Today it was 1 page.

it's such a staple, i'm honestly surprised that there isn't a balldo reference in the thread title too

 

[Nate Higgers]

Jesus Christ when did Nick start looking like an AIDS carrier?

Going on about a year now. It really ramped up when he started hanging out with Aaron from the Steel Toe Balldo Show

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Holy shit DSP cucking Rekeita was not on my bingo card for 2024

 

[not william stenchever]

it's such a staple, i'm honestly surprised that there isn't a balldo reference in the thread title too

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