BAP can always argue modern warfare isn’t “real” Bronze Age for some sort of descriptive or proscriptive reason.
Ukraine? An industrial meat grinder that wastes the lives of young men.
Gaza? Hamas exists because the international community(and Israel) allow it too, the moment the tide is against it, it begs for help.
Any other war? It’s basically brown or black tribal conflicts or GNC using White men for some cynical wasteful purpose.
Somali piracy? Well they aren’t um cultured barbarians you see. Also niggers.
He’s always going to move the goalposts. So he can justify doing nothing in real life.
It’s always going to be some sort of abstract Hellenic mannerbund that existed only in deep antiquity(and perhaps not even then) that for whatever reason can’t exist now. And for which no modern conflict is satisfactory.